Soft, cosy and built to last, ideal for all occasions birthdays, Christmas and every chilly training night.
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Soft, cosy and built to last, ideal for all occasions birthdays, Christmas and every chilly training night.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
If your golf mate swings like they’re performing interpretive dance rather than chasing a birdie, this hoodie is the perfect way to let them know, with a smile.
Featuring the cheeky slogan ‘Your Swing Looks Like a Drunk Octopus Falling out of a Tree’, this funny golf hoodie is a gift made for the banter-loving golfer in your life.
Whether it’s for their birthday, Father’s Day, or just because they left you in the bunker again, this hoodie delivers laughs both on and off the course.
Made for comfort and designed for those who don’t take themselves too seriously, it’s a great choice for anyone who believes that half the fun of golf is giving your mates a bit of stick.
Made from a cosy, high-quality blend and available in classic black, this hoodie pairs well with bad swings, worse putting, and the best kind of banter.
Features the hilarious slogan: ‘Your Swing Looks Like a Drunk Octopus Falling out of a Tree’
Available in black
Super soft cotton blend for everyday comfort
Unisex fit with ribbed cuffs and hem
Kangaroo pocket to keep hands warm or stash your tees
Durable print designed to last round after round
Machine washable
Golfers with a sense of humour
Banter-loving mates who dish it out and take it
Birthdays, Father’s Day or surprise gifts for your regular fourball
Sunday hackers and weekend warriors
Anyone who’s ever whiffed a drive and laughed it off
Ready to swing some laughs into their next round? Grab this hoodie today and give the gift of golf giggles.
Whether they wear it at the 19th hole or just to remind them their swing could do with a lesson or two, it’s a guaranteed hit with anyone who loves the game, and the banter that comes with it.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
A hoodie is a versatile, personal and practical gift that suits all ages and personalities. When combined with humour or a sport like golf, it becomes even more meaningful, showing you understand the recipient’s style and sense of fun.
Absolutely. Hoodies are thoughtful and useful gifts, especially when personalised or themed. A funny golf hoodie is a brilliant present for golf lovers who enjoy a laugh both on and off the course.
They’re cosy, wearable all year round and come in endless designs. A hoodie that reflects someone's hobbies or sense of humour, like a golf joke, feels fun and personal without being over the top.
It shows you don’t take things too seriously and neither do they. Gifting a hoodie with a funny slogan says, “I saw this and thought of you”, in the best possible way.
Golfers who love banter, dads with a sense of humour, mates who always hack it into the trees or anyone who could do with a wardrobe upgrade and a good laugh.
Looking for the best gift for a golfer who loves a laugh? This funny golf hoodie is guaranteed to hit the sweet spot. With its cheeky slogan, 'Your Swing Looks Like a Drunk Octopus Falling out of a Tree', it’s the ultimate conversation starter for anyone who prefers banter over birdies. Whether you're shopping for a birthday, Father’s Day, or a limited time surprise treat, this hoodie is a sure-fire way to make them smile.
Made for those who take their fun seriously, this hoodie blends comfort and comedy, making it ideal for casual rounds, the 19th hole, or just relaxing at home. Available online in classic black, this is a top pick for those wanting to buy a gift that’s both personal and playful. It’s also a great-value option for anyone looking to purchase something that stands out without breaking the bank.
🎁 Golfers with a wicked sense of humour
🎯 Mates who dish out the banter and love getting it back
🎁 Dads, brothers, uncles, or grandads who can’t resist a round of golf – or a laugh
🎯 Weekend warriors and midweek hackers alike
🎁 Birthdays, Father’s Day, retirement gifts or just to say “I saw this and thought of your swing”
🖤 Available in classic black for easy styling
🖨️ Bold front print: ‘Your Swing Looks Like a Drunk Octopus Falling out of a Tree’
🧵 Made from a soft cotton blend for everyday wear
👕 Unisex fit with ribbed cuffs and hem for a clean finish
👐 Handy kangaroo pocket for tees, balls or warming up cold fingers
🧼 Machine washable and built to last – just like their unique swing
📦 Ready to buy and in stock for fast delivery
Whether you’re looking for a gift with impact or treating yourself to something fun and functional, this hoodie delivers on every front. It's affordable, high-quality, and brilliantly original, the kind of thing your golf partner didn’t know they needed until they unwrapped it. Perfect for those who love golf, live for a bit of banter, and don’t mind being the butt of the joke now and again.
Don’t miss out, this funny golf hoodie is ready to purchase now. Add it to your basket today and give someone the gift of laughter – with a side of swing critique.
This golf hoodie is made for golfers who like to combine style, comfort and a touch of humour. Whether you are practising at the range, playing eighteen holes, or relaxing at the clubhouse, our golf hoodies deliver the perfect balance of warmth and easy going golf attitude. Soft, breathable and versatile, it is ideal for year round wear both on and off the course.
If you spend most weekends with a club in hand, this golf hoodie was made for you. It keeps you warm on cool mornings and looks effortlessly smart on sunny afternoons. The fit allows full movement so your swing stays smooth and comfortable no matter the conditions.
Pair it with chinos or shorts for that classic course ready look that feels relaxed but refined.
Not every round has to be serious. This hoodie golf design is perfect for players who like to enjoy their time on the course with a few laughs along the way. Lightweight and soft, it is just as good for a driving range session as it is for a quick nine holes with friends.
It is one of the best golf hoodies for everyday golfers who believe comfort and confidence belong in every swing.
Every dad who loves a round deserves a mens golf hoodie that looks great and feels even better. From Father’s Day to birthdays, this makes the perfect gift. It is warm, versatile and stylish enough to wear from the fairway straight to the clubhouse. The soft cotton blend feels like an instant favourite from the first wear.
Our golf sweatshirt options for men are designed to handle everything from early morning tees to late evening pints.
Mums who love the game, whether playing or supporting, will adore this women’s golf hoodie. It is flattering, cosy and built for comfort, perfect for breezy afternoons or early morning rounds. The design works beautifully with leggings, jeans or golf trousers for an easy sporty look that fits any occasion.
It is one of those ladies golf hoodies that quickly becomes a wardrobe favourite both on and off the green.
Every club needs that go to golf hoodie that members love to wear. This design works perfectly for social events, competitions and away trips. It keeps you warm, looks sharp and shows your passion for the game. Add embroidery or custom text to create a unique club edition that your members will wear with pride.
Golf hoodies like this one bring comfort, class and unity to any golf community.
If you care as much about your outfit as your swing, this golf hoodie mens design delivers both form and function. The clean cut, premium fabric and subtle detailing make it one of the best golf hoodies for players who want a modern edge. It is sporty without being loud and stylish without trying too hard.
Perfect for golfers who want to look as good as they play.
Our golf hoodie women collection combines elegance and comfort in equal measure. Each piece is shaped to flatter while providing freedom of movement for every shot. The soft interior lining keeps you warm through early tee times and late finishes, and the design looks just as good at lunch as it does on the fairway.
It is the womens golf sweatshirt you will reach for season after season.
Coaches need layers that work all day, from early lessons to late clinics. This golf hoodie is durable, warm and professional enough for any teaching environment. The breathable fabric helps you stay comfortable through hours on the range, while the modern fit keeps you looking sharp.
Mens golf sweatshirts like this one blend practicality with understated style for serious golfers who still like to relax between sessions.
Every golf getaway calls for a comfortable travel layer, and this hoodie golf design is the one you need. It is lightweight, easy to pack and perfect for early flights or cool evenings after a long day on the course. It works with everything from shorts to joggers and keeps you looking relaxed but put together.
Golf hoodies make every trip more comfortable, no matter where you play.
When it comes to perfecting your swing, comfort is key. This golf sweatshirt is ideal for range practice thanks to its flexible fit and soft interior. It moves with you while providing just the right amount of warmth. It is designed for players who put in the hours to improve but still want to feel comfortable while doing it.
Pull it on and you are ready to hit balls, rain or shine.
Looking for the perfect present for a golf lover? A golf hoodie mens or womens design makes a thoughtful and practical gift. It is stylish, wearable and suited to every age and skill level. Add a personal note or club embroidery for an extra touch of care that makes it truly one of a kind.
It is the kind of present that gets worn immediately and appreciated for years.
When winter hits, this golf hoodie becomes an essential. It keeps you warm without restricting movement, making it perfect for winter golf or cosy evenings by the fire. The fleece lining and relaxed fit make it one of the best golf hoodies for cold weather wear. It is just as suitable for a quiet day indoors as it is for a chilly round outside.
Mens golf sweatshirts and womens golf sweatshirt styles like this one combine performance with everyday comfort effortlessly.
This golf hoodie is not just for the course. Its classic design and soft texture make it perfect for casual days, errands or relaxing at home. It fits easily into any wardrobe and pairs with almost anything. It is golf inspired style that works far beyond the clubhouse.
Whether you are heading to the range, the office or the sofa, it is the hoodie you will always want to wear.
This golf hoodie is for everyone who finds joy in the game. From new players to seasoned pros, it is about comfort, character and connection to the sport. It is one of those golf hoodies you can wear anywhere and still feel like you belong on the course. Every detail is built around quality, warmth and that unmistakable golfing spirit.
Wear it proudly and show your love for the sport that brings people together on greens and fairways around the world.
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