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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
If fantasy football banter is your love language and brutal honesty is part of the fun, this hoodie pulls absolutely no punches. Featuring the unapologetic slogan “You’re Utter Dogsh*t at Fantasy Football”, it is made for mates who talk a big game, make shocking captain choices and somehow still insist next week will be different. It is the perfect blend of humour and comfort for anyone who can laugh at fantasy football disasters and enjoys giving or receiving a bit of stick.
Designed as a standout gift, this funny fantasy football hoodie is ideal for league rivals, group chat legends and anyone who understands that fantasy football is as much about banter as it is about points.
Available in white, yellow, and red, it is bold, eye-catching and guaranteed to raise a smile, whether it is worn on deadline day, matchday or during post-game excuses.
Product Features
• Soft and comfortable hoodie that is ideal for everyday wear
• Bold and funny fantasy football slogan that delivers instant banter
• Available in white, Yellow and red
• Relaxed fit that works for watching football, pub nights and casual wear
• Easy to style and perfect for wearing all season long
Perfect for
• Fantasy football players who can take a joke
• Mates who always finish below you in the league
• League losers, serial underperformers and big talkers
• Birthdays, Christmas or end-of-season fantasy football gifts
• Anyone who loves football banter and brutal honesty
If you are looking for a gift that guarantees laughs and gets worn again and again, this funny fantasy football hoodie ticks every box. It is bold, relatable and unapologetically honest, making it a must-have for anyone who lives for fantasy football banter.
Add it to your basket today and make sure the message is loud, clear and impossible to ignore.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
This hoodie is available in three bold colours: white, yellow and red.
Yes. For best results, we recommend washing it inside out on a cool wash and avoiding tumble drying to keep the print looking sharp.
Yes. The fit is relaxed and true to size but if you prefer an oversized look you may want to size up.
It is a unisex hoodie and suits anyone who enjoys fantasy football and a bit of banter.
Yes of course. Just add the colours and sizes you want to your basket before checkout.
Start your gameweek with a statement in this funny fantasy football hoodie that tells it like it is. Whether you’re gifting it to a mate who always finishes bottom or wearing it with pride after another questionable transfer decision, this hoodie turns weekly disasters into comedy gold. With the brutal and brilliantly honest slogan “You’re Utter Dogsh*t at Fantasy Football”, it’s built for anyone who takes banter seriously and results less so.
Made from soft, comfortable fabric and available in three bold colourways – white, yellow and red, it’s designed to stand out in the group chat and in real life. The relaxed fit makes it ideal for matchdays, pub nights or weekend lounging, while the loud slogan guarantees laughs wherever it’s worn. Whether you're a league winner or the reason everyone else gets three easy points, this hoodie makes sure your fantasy football form never goes unnoticed.
Fantasy football isn’t just about stats and strategy. It’s about the highs, the lows and the absolute howlers. This funny fantasy football hoodie is the ideal pick for anyone who knows that finishing 11th out of 12 is just part of the fun. It’s a spot-on gift for your league rival who drafts three injured players or that mate who captains a defender and calls it a “masterstroke”.
At Cows Corner, we know the game isn’t just played on the pitch. It’s played in the chat, in the pub and in the Monday morning excuses. That’s why this hoodie is more than just clothing, it’s a badge of honour for the kings of bad luck and bold predictions. With a punchy slogan, premium feel and attention-grabbing design, it brings laughs and comfort in equal measure.
This funny fantasy football hoodie is in stock and ready to cause chaos. Add it to your basket today and choose from our affordable colour options that suit every football fan’s vibe. Whether you're buying for a birthday, Christmas or an end-of-season roast, it’s a crowd-pleaser that delivers every time. Make the most of our limited time deals and get offer updates straight from the Cows Corner collection. Check price and shop online today for the best value banter hoodie on the market.
Get yours now and let the hoodie do the talking every gameweek. With quick delivery and easy checkout, it’s never been simpler to bring some proper football banter into your wardrobe. Order today from Cows Corner, where football chat and funny slogans are always in season.
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