Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
If darts banter runs through the house almost as much as bedtime routines, this T-shirt hits the bullseye. Featuring the warm, funny slogan “Bullseyes And Bedtime Stories With Dad”, it perfectly sums up life for dads who can nail a double twenty and still be home in time for story duty.
It is light-hearted, relatable and full of personality, making it a brilliant gift for anyone who loves darts, family life and a bit of everyday banter.
This funny darts T-shirt is all about celebrating the balance between competitive spirit and proper dad responsibilities. Whether it is worn at the pub, at darts practice or casually at home, it always raises a smile and gets knowing nods from other parents who live the same routine. Available in black, Yellow and red, it is easy to wear, easy to gift and easy to love.
Product Features
• Soft, comfortable fabric that feels great all day
• High-quality print designed to last wash after wash
• Classic fit that works for casual wear or social occasions
• Bold, humorous slogan that darts fans instantly relate to
• Available in black, Yellow and red
Perfect For
• Dads who love darts and family life in equal measure
• Father's Day gifts with a personal and funny twist
• Birthday presents for darts fans who are also proud dads
• Pub league players and casual throwers alike
• Anyone who enjoys sport themed humour with heart
If you are looking for a gift that feels thoughtful, funny and genuinely wearable, this funny darts T-shirt is a winning choice. It celebrates the moments that matter, from landing bullseyes to reading bedtime stories, all wrapped up in a design that dads will be proud to wear.
Add it to your basket today and give a gift that scores on every level.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
This T-shirt is available in black, yellow and red. Each colour has been chosen to complement the bold slogan and suit different personal styles.
Yes, the T-shirt is made from a soft and breathable cotton blend that feels comfortable all day long. It is suitable for both lounging at home and wearing out socially.
No, the high-quality print is designed to last. It will stay sharp and bold after multiple washes when cared for according to the label instructions.
Absolutely. It makes a brilliant gift for birthdays, Father’s Day, or any occasion where you want to give a funny and thoughtful present.
Yes, all printing and shipping are handled in-house at our UK headquarters to ensure top quality and fast delivery.
This funny darts T-shirt is perfect for dads who balance match-winning throws with bedtime stories. Whether they're aiming for a double twenty or narrating fairy tales, this design celebrates the everyday legends who manage both. The slogan “Bullseyes And Bedtime Stories With Dad” hits home for darts-loving parents who know how to win on and off the oche.
Made from soft, breathable fabric and available in black, yellow and red, this tee is a go-to for pub league nights, weekend darts sessions, or relaxed days at home. It offers a classic fit and a premium print that stands up to regular wear and washing. It’s a funny darts T-shirt that delivers laughs, nods of recognition and real comfort in equal measure.
Designed with darts fans in mind, this is more than just a novelty tee. It’s a tribute to dads who bring passion and personality to both their hobbies and their homes. At Cows Corner, we understand the magic in those everyday moments, and this T-shirt captures that spirit with humour and heart. Whether you're buying for yourself or need a birthday or Father’s Day gift, it’s a standout option with real meaning.
Every dad who lives for the next perfect throw and a perfectly told story will appreciate the balance this tee represents. And with quick delivery and hassle-free ordering, it’s never been easier to shop online and get your hands on something both funny and wearable. For anyone searching for the best value in funny sports-themed gifts, this shirt delivers with personality and purpose.
It’s also available at a low price that doesn’t compromise on quality. Whether you’re looking to save on a gift bundle or just want something unique, this darts T-shirt makes a great choice. Plus, it's currently in stock and ready to ship. Add to cart today and give a gift that scores every time.
Looking for something thoughtful and fun that doesn’t feel like a typical sports tee? This one hits the target. From late-night match banter to bedtime book routines, it tells a story that feels familiar and funny. It’s ideal for birthdays, Father's Day, or simply because they deserve a laugh.
At Cows Corner, we believe in celebrating the chaos, comedy and character of family life. Our funny sports-themed products are made for real people living real lives, and this darts T-shirt fits that mission perfectly. It’s available for a limited time with a special price, so don't miss your chance to get one before it’s gone.
Order today for quick dispatch, secure checkout and a T-shirt that always gets people talking. Whether you’re browsing for a mate or shopping for yourself, you’ll find real value and style here. Get yours now and bring home the laughs.
Only at Cows Corner, where humour meets home life in every stitch.
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