Soft, cosy and built to last, ideal for all occasions birthdays, Christmas and every chilly training night.
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Soft, cosy and built to last, ideal for all occasions birthdays, Christmas and every chilly training night.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
If darts banter runs through the house almost as much as bedtime routines, this hoodie hits the bullseye. Featuring the warm, funny slogan “Bullseyes And Bedtime Stories With Dad”, it perfectly sums up life for dads who can smash a treble twenty and still make it home in time for story duty. It is light-hearted, relatable and full of personality, making it a brilliant gift for anyone who loves darts, family life and a proper bit of banter.
This funny Darts hoodie celebrates the balance between competitive spirit and everyday dad responsibilities. Whether it is worn at the pub, during a darts match, or relaxing at home after a long day, it always raises a smile and sparks conversation with anyone who recognises the routine.
Product Features
• Comfortable and cosy hoodie, ideal for everyday wear
• Funny darts slogan that blends humour with family life
• Easy to style with jeans, joggers or lounge wear
• Available in black, yellow and red
• Designed as a standout gift that gets laughs and nods of approval
Perfect for
• Dads who love darts and family life
• Darts players with a good sense of humour
• Mates who enjoy banter on and off the oche
• Birthday, Christmas, Father's Day or just because gifts
• Anyone who can juggle bullseyes and bedtime stories
If you are looking for a darts gift that feels personal, funny and genuinely wearable, this hoodie ticks every box. It is the kind of present that gets worn proudly, talked about often and appreciated every time it is pulled on.
Add it to your basket today and give a gift that hits the bullseye every time.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
This hoodie comes in three standout colours: black, red and yellow.
Yes, it features a classic kangaroo front pocket for added comfort and practicality.
The slogan is professionally printed using high-quality methods for a clean, long-lasting finish.
No, the design is made to last. Just follow the washing instructions to keep it looking fresh.
Absolutely. It makes a brilliant gift for birthdays, Father’s Day, Christmas or any occasion for a darts-loving dad.
Funny Darts Hoodie fans, this is your perfect match. Whether you are hitting a treble twenty or reading bedtime stories, this hoodie brings both worlds together. Made for darts-loving dads who juggle banter and bedtime, it combines sport and parenting in one brilliant, relatable design. It is ideal for anyone who wants to celebrate both their sense of humour and their everyday responsibilities.
Featuring the original slogan Bullseyes And Bedtime Stories With Dad, this hoodie gets the laughs in while keeping things real. It is light-hearted, warm and always ready to start a conversation. From darts nights at the pub to chilled evenings at home, this hoodie suits any occasion. Add it to your basket now and enjoy comfort with a smile every time you put it on.
The relaxed fit and soft feel make it easy to wear with jeans, joggers or loungewear. Whether you are off to the oche, doing the school run or catching up with mates, this hoodie always delivers. The humour hits home, the fabric keeps you cosy, and the look brings instant character to your wardrobe.
This hoodie makes a standout present, especially for birthdays, Christmas or Father’s Day. If you are looking for a funny darts hoodie that actually gets worn and talked about, this one is ideal. It offers genuine value and a fresh take on classic darts merch. Order today and get a gift that gets nods of approval every time it is worn.
Stock is limited and this popular style moves fast, so shop now to avoid missing out. With a low price for a high-quality hoodie, this is one of the best value items in our darts collection. There is no fuss at checkout, and delivery is quick and reliable across the UK.
At Cows Corner, we make products that celebrate sport, personality and proper banter. This funny darts hoodie is part of our expanding sports-themed collection, made for fans who love a laugh and a bit of originality in what they wear. From football and cricket to rugby and darts, we create designs that speak your language.
Everything we offer is made with quality, comfort and humour in mind. Our in-house printing and UK-based fulfilment ensure every item arrives looking just right. Whether you are buying for yourself or searching for the perfect gift, Cows Corner gives you something better than the usual.
This funny darts hoodie brings together what we love most: good sport, good humour and everyday moments that matter. Join thousands of others who have found something different in our collection and get yours while it is still in stock.
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