I Love My Dad Even if He Can’t Hit a Double | Funny Darts Baby Grow

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  • A thoughtful, funny, and memorable gift for new parents, baby showers, or first birthdays
  • Guaranteed to make everyone smile, laugh, or snap a photo at first sight.
  • Durable print and fabric that stay looking fresh, wash after wash.
  • Made from soft, gentle cotton that keeps little ones cosy and comfy all day long.
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I Love My Dad Even if He Can’t Hit a Double | Funny Darts Baby Grow

  • A thoughtful, funny, and memorable gift for new parents, baby showers, or first birthdays
  • Guaranteed to make everyone smile, laugh, or snap a photo at first sight.
  • Durable print and fabric that stay looking fresh, wash after wash.
  • Made from soft, gentle cotton that keeps little ones cosy and comfy all day long.
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Size: 0-3 months
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.

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Cows Corner Reviews

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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”

– Owen Craft

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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”

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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”

– Kirsty Holgate


Key Baby Grow Features
  • Made from organic or in-conversion cotton – Sustainable, pesticide-free, gentle on baby’s skin.
  • Soft, breathable cotton – Comfortable for everyday wear.
  • Envelope neckline – Easy to slip on/off for quick changes.
  • Self-fabric bound trims – Smooth finish, prevents irritation, adds durability.
  • Vibrant, long-lasting designs – Bold prints that stay bright wash after wash.
  • Bottom popper closure – Simple and practical.

Free Standard Shipping – more details

For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it.

If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep.


Easy Free Returns

We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.


About This item

  • Organic or in-conversion to Organic Cotton - Our baby grows are made using either certified organic cotton or cotton that is currently in conversion to organic status. This means they are produced with a strong commitment to sustainability, using farming practices that avoid harmful pesticides and synthetic fertilisers. Cotton in conversion is grown with the same care and principles as fully certified organic cotton, supporting farmers who are making the shift to more environmentally responsible methods. This not only benefits the planet but also ensures your baby’s skin is wrapped in soft, breathable cotton that’s kinder and gentler from day one.
  • Envelope Neckline – Each baby grow features an envelope neckline, carefully designed to make dressing and undressing simple and fuss-free. The overlapping folds at the shoulders allow the neckline to gently stretch and slip easily over your baby’s head or be pulled down over their shoulders—perfect for those inevitable messy moments. This design ensures maximum comfort for your little one and makes changes quick and easy for parents.
  • Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings - We use self fabric binding at the neckline, cuffs, and leg openings, meaning these trims are made from the same soft cotton as the rest of the garment. This detail gives the baby grow a clean, seamless finish and helps to prevent irritation on sensitive skin. It also adds durability and structure to key areas, so the garment keeps its shape after multiple washes and wears.
  • Bottom Popper Closure - For effortless nappy changes, our baby grows include a bottom popper closure. The neatly placed poppers at the base make it easy to open and close the garment without fully undressing your baby. They're secure enough to stay fastened during wriggly moments, yet quick to open when you need to get the job done fast—saving time, effort, and keeping your little one comfortable.

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Regular price £19.45
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Designed to Last

Made with premium materials and reinforced stitching, every Cows Corner baby grow is built to last. From the high-quality print to the soft, durable cotton fabric, it’s designed to stay comfortable and keep its shape wash after wash. More than just a baby grow, it’s a fun and personal statement, something to wear, enjoy, and share, time and time again.

Funny and Personal

Cows Corner baby grows bring humour and personality to every little outfit. Each one features a playful slogan or clever sports-inspired design that’s guaranteed to make people smile. They’re soft, comfortable, and made to stand out, perfect for showing off your baby’s charm and character. Whether you’re buying for your own little one or looking for a fun, thoughtful gift, a Cows Corner baby grow adds a personal touch that’s as adorable and entertaining as the baby wearing it.

Comfortable All Day Long

Our Cows Corner baby grows are made for comfort, smiles, and everyday adventures. Each one feels soft and gentle against your baby’s skin, keeping its shape wash after wash. Whether it’s nap time, playtime, or cuddle time, our baby grows are designed to feel as good as they look, cute, comfy, and unmistakably Cows Corner.

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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.

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If you know someone who loves darts almost as much as they love a bit of banter, then this baby grow is the perfect gift. Designed for dart-mad dads who might spend a little too long chasing doubles this funny baby grow brings a smile to every match night. Whether it is for a new dad who lives at the oche or a darts player who appreciates a good laugh this little outfit is guaranteed to hit the target.

Made in soft cotton for all day comfort this white baby grow is practical easy to wear and a great way to show off the family sense of humour. The bold print is designed to stay crisp and bright wash after wash, making it a keepsake parents will treasure long after their little one has grown out of it.

Product Features
• Soft, comfortable cotton that is gentle on delicate skin
• Bold high-quality print that stays vibrant
• Envelope neckline for easy dressing
• Available in white

Perfect For
• New dads who love darts and a laugh
• Families who enjoy light-hearted banter
• Baby shower gifts with a personal sporting twist
• Birthdays, Father’s Day and surprise presents for dart fans

Whether you are buying it for your own little dartling or gifting it to a friend this baby grow always gets a reaction. It is the kind of present that feels thoughtful funny and genuinely memorable which is exactly what makes it such a brilliant choice.

Add it to your basket today and give a darts-loving dad a gift that will make him laugh every single time he sees it.

Cows Corner Product Specifications

Cows Corner T-shirt specification.

Manufacturer code

AT001J

Commodity Code

6109100010

Country of origin

Bangladesh

Material

Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose.

Colour

Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.

 

*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability.  An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.

Domestic Shipping

UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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Shipment method

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EVRi/DPD/DHL 

2-4 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

International Shipping Policy

International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days.  Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

Shipment method

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DHL Express

EU 3-5 business days
Rest of the world, 5-8 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

Customs, Duties and Taxes

Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).

Damages

TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.

Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.

Baby Grow Care Guide

To keep your baby grow soft, comfortable, and looking lovely wash after wash, it’s important to follow a gentle care routine. Start by washing it at 30° to protect the delicate fibres and maintain the garment’s shape. Always turn the baby grow inside out before popping it into the machine, as this helps preserve any prints and keeps the outer fabric looking fresh. Wash it alongside similar colours to avoid any unwanted colour transfer, especially with lighter shades. After washing, skip the tumble dryer and let the baby grow air dry naturally, as this is far kinder to the fabric and helps it stay snug and cosy for longer. With a little care and attention, your baby grow will stay beautifully soft and ready to be worn time and time again.

I Love My Dad Even if He Can’t Hit a Double FAQs


Is the design printed or embroidered?

The design is printed using high-quality inks that stay vibrant after multiple washes.

Is the baby grow machine washable?

Yes, it can be machine washed. We recommend washing at 30 degrees to keep the print looking fresh.

Is this suitable for baby boys and girls?

Yes, the design is unisex and perfect for any little darts fan.

Is it suitable as a baby shower gift?

Absolutely. This baby grow makes a brilliant and lighthearted baby shower gift for darts fans.

Will the print fade after washing?

The bold print is designed to stay bright and crisp, even after repeated washing.

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Funny Darts Baby Grow – The Perfect Gift for Darts Fans

Looking for a funny darts baby grow that hits the bullseye every time? Whether you’re shopping for a darts-loving dad or simply want a baby outfit that brings laughter to match night, this baby grow makes a brilliant and affordable choice. Made for little ones but designed to entertain grown-ups, it’s a standout piece in any new arrival's wardrobe.

Get the Best Value with This Funny and Functional Baby Grow

At Cows Corner, we know the joy of combining sport and humour. That’s why this darts baby grow delivers on both fronts. Featuring a bold design printed on soft white cotton, it’s as comfortable as it is comical. The envelope neckline allows for quick dressing, while the popper fastenings make changes a breeze, essential for parents trying to score a quick win at nappy time.

Designed with new dads in mind, it’s a cheeky nod to those who live for the oche. Whether your mate spends more time at the darts board than the changing table or just loves a good laugh, this funny darts baby grow is a guaranteed crowd-pleaser. It makes a great new baby gift or a surprise for Father’s Day, birthdays or just because. With a design that stays crisp wash after wash, it's a keepsake that will last longer than their first set of baby darts (which we don’t recommend, by the way).

Why This Baby Grow Stands Out in Our Collection

  • Made from soft cotton that’s gentle on sensitive skin
  • Bold, high-quality print that stays bright through repeated washes
  • Envelope neckline for easy changes and fuss-free wear
  • Available in classic white, goes with everything

We’re all about originality at Cows Corner, and this baby grow fits right in with our range of funny, sports-themed products. Whether you're buying for your own little dartling or looking for a gift with real personality, it's a brilliant way to show off a shared sense of humour. Plus, it’s in stock and ready for same-day shipping when you order today, ideal for last-minute gifts or just getting ahead of the game.

Perfect for Gifting – Or Just for a Laugh

This funny darts baby grow is more than just a novelty. It’s a unique way to celebrate family, sport and good old British banter. Ideal for baby showers, birthday bundles or adding to your own collection of cheeky baby clothes, it brings value and personality in equal measure. Shop online now to get yours while limited stock lasts, and give a gift that dart fans will remember forever.

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Don’t miss your chance to get this brilliant darts-themed baby grow at a great price. Whether you're looking for a cheap and cheerful gift or something with a bit more thought behind it, this one ticks every box. Add to cart now for quick delivery, secure checkout and a funny keepsake that brings joy every time it’s worn.

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