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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Is Dad the self-proclaimed captain of the family cricket team? We all know who’s calling the shots!
Our "Dad’s Captain, But I’m the Real Decision-Maker" T-shirt is perfect for little cricket fans who love to keep their cricket-mad dads in check.
Designed for young cricket enthusiasts (and cheeky decision-makers), this fun and playful tee is a must-have for match days, family cricket sessions, or just reminding Dad who’s boss!
Features:
🏏 Soft & Comfortable Fit – Made from premium-quality fabric for all-day wear, whether on the ground or lounging at home.
🏏 Cricket-Inspired Design – A witty slogan that will get a laugh from teammates, family, and fellow cricket lovers.
🏏 Perfect Gift for Cricket Families – Ideal for kids whose dads eat, sleep, and breathe cricket.
🏏 Sizes for Future Captains – Available in XXS, XS, S, and Medium, ensuring a great fit for junior cricket fans.
🏏 Durable & Easy to Wash – Made to withstand the energy of young all-rounders.
Whether for a birthday, Father’s Day, or a fun surprise, this cricket T-shirt will make everyone chuckle. After all, Dad might wear the captain’s armband, but we all know who’s making the real calls!
✅ Order now and let the family cricket banter begin!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Dad's Captain, But I'm The Real Decision-maker - T-Shirt FAQs
What sizes are available for this T-shirt?
What sizes are available for this T-shirt?
This T-shirt comes in XXS, XS, S, and Medium, making it perfect for junior cricket fans. Be sure to check our size guide to find the best fit!
What material is the T-shirt made from?
What material is the T-shirt made from?
Our T-shirts are made from soft, breathable, and durable fabric, ensuring maximum comfort for active kids – whether they’re on the pitch or off it!
Is this T-shirt machine washable?
Is this T-shirt machine washable?
Yes! It’s designed for everyday wear and easy care. Just pop it in the washing machine on a cool wash and let it air dry for the best results. Don't tumble dry or iron the print.
Is this a good gift for cricket-loving dads and their kids?
Is this a good gift for cricket-loving dads and their kids?
Absolutely! This T-shirt makes a fun and unique gift for any cricket-loving dad and their cheeky little decision-maker. It’s perfect for birthdays, Father’s Day, or just as a playful surprise.
Do you offer exchanges if the size isn’t right?
Do you offer exchanges if the size isn’t right?
Yes, we want to make sure your little one gets the perfect fit. If the size isn’t quite right, we’re happy to exchange it – just check our return policy for details.
Funny Kids’ Cricket T-Shirt – "Dad’s Captain, But I’m the Real Decision-Maker"
The Perfect Gift for Cricket-Loving Families
Looking for a unique and entertaining gift for a cricket-mad dad and his little one? Our "Dad’s Captain, But I’m the Real Decision-Maker" T-shirt is the ultimate match-winning choice! Designed specifically for kids who love cricket (or just love overruling Dad!), this playful tee is bound to bring smiles both on and off the pitch.
Perfect for boys and girls who enjoy cricket but love a bit of banter even more, this T-shirt is a fantastic way for young fans to show who's really in charge – whether it's at home, at cricket training, or cheering from the boundary.
Why This T-Shirt Is a Best-Seller:
Who Is This T-Shirt For?
Make It a Winning Gift Today!
Whether you're shopping for Father’s Day, a birthday, or just want to bring some cricket fun to the family, this T-shirt is a guaranteed hit.
Limited stock available – order now and make Dad laugh while the real decision-maker takes charge! 🏏🎯

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