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  • The Perfect Cricket Gift: A guaranteed hit for the newest squad member and cricket-mad parents.
  • Super Soft Comfort: Gentle, breathable fabric perfect for delicate skin and future champions.
  • Tiny Opener Banter: Witty slogans that bowl over the family and spark a laugh at tea time.
  • Long-Lasting Print: Expertly printed in the UK to stay vibrant wash after wash.
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  • Keeps your little one comfy while Mum or Dad reviews every LBW on the sofa
  • Perfect for match days, family photos, and showing early love for cricket
  • Gets smiles and plenty of “future opener!” comments from fans
  • Soft, gentle fabric that survives spills, dribbles, and endless washing

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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.

That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.

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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”

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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”

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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”

– Kirsty Holgate


Key Baby Grow Features
  • Made from organic or in-conversion cotton – Sustainable, pesticide-free, gentle on baby’s skin.
  • Soft, breathable cotton – Comfortable for everyday wear.
  • Envelope neckline – Easy to slip on/off for quick changes.
  • Self-fabric bound trims – Smooth finish, prevents irritation, adds durability.
  • Vibrant, long-lasting designs – Bold prints that stay bright wash after wash.
  • Bottom popper closure – Simple and practical.

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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it.

If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep.


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We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.


About This item

  • Organic or in-conversion to Organic Cotton - Our baby grows are made using either certified organic cotton or cotton that is currently in conversion to organic status. This means they are produced with a strong commitment to sustainability, using farming practices that avoid harmful pesticides and synthetic fertilisers. Cotton in conversion is grown with the same care and principles as fully certified organic cotton, supporting farmers who are making the shift to more environmentally responsible methods. This not only benefits the planet but also ensures your baby’s skin is wrapped in soft, breathable cotton that’s kinder and gentler from day one.
  • Envelope Neckline – Each baby grow features an envelope neckline, carefully designed to make dressing and undressing simple and fuss-free. The overlapping folds at the shoulders allow the neckline to gently stretch and slip easily over your baby’s head or be pulled down over their shoulders—perfect for those inevitable messy moments. This design ensures maximum comfort for your little one and makes changes quick and easy for parents.
  • Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings - We use self fabric binding at the neckline, cuffs, and leg openings, meaning these trims are made from the same soft cotton as the rest of the garment. This detail gives the baby grow a clean, seamless finish and helps to prevent irritation on sensitive skin. It also adds durability and structure to key areas, so the garment keeps its shape after multiple washes and wears.
  • Bottom Popper Closure - For effortless nappy changes, our baby grows include a bottom popper closure. The neatly placed poppers at the base make it easy to open and close the garment without fully undressing your baby. They're secure enough to stay fastened during wriggly moments, yet quick to open when you need to get the job done fast—saving time, effort, and keeping your little one comfortable.

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Designed to Last

Made with premium materials and reinforced stitching, every Cows Corner baby grow is built to last. From the high-quality print to the soft, durable cotton fabric, it’s designed to stay comfortable and keep its shape wash after wash. More than just a baby grow, it’s a fun and personal statement, something to wear, enjoy, and share, time and time again.

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Cows Corner baby grows bring humour and personality to every little outfit. Each one features a playful slogan or clever sports-inspired design that’s guaranteed to make people smile. They’re soft, comfortable, and made to stand out, perfect for showing off your baby’s charm and character. Whether you’re buying for your own little one or looking for a fun, thoughtful gift, a Cows Corner baby grow adds a personal touch that’s as adorable and entertaining as the baby wearing it.

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Comfortable All Day Long

Our Cows Corner baby grows are made for comfort, smiles, and everyday adventures. Each one feels soft and gentle against your baby’s skin, keeping its shape wash after wash. Whether it’s nap time, playtime, or cuddle time, our baby grows are designed to feel as good as they look, cute, comfy, and unmistakably Cows Corner.

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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.

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For the cricket-mad parent who knows who's calling the shots at home – this hilarious baby-grow is the ultimate match-day outfit for the tiniest member of the team. 

With the cheeky slogan 'Dad’s captain, but I’m the real decision maker' front and centre, it’s perfect for bringing a bit of banter to the boundary edge or keeping things light during nappy changes.

This white baby-grow is as practical as it is funny. It is made from soft, breathable cotton and designed for all-day comfort.

Whether you’re heading to the nets, lounging at home, or gearing up for a cricket-filled summer, this little number will raise a smile with every over.

Available in sizes:
0–3 months, 3–6 months, 6–12 months, 12–18 months, and 18–24 months.

Product Features:
• Soft, high-quality cotton for all-day comfort
• Easy popper fastenings for quick changes
• Printed with a bold, cheeky cricket slogan
• White baby-grow suitable for boys and girls
• Machine washable and long-lasting print

Perfect For:
• Babies with cricket-mad dads (and mums!)
• Family match days or cricket club socials
• Baby shower or new arrival gifts with a twist
• Parents who love a bit of cricket banter
• The real decision maker in the house

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Cows Corner Product Specifications

Cows Corner T-shirt specification.

Manufacturer code

AT001J

Commodity Code

6109100010

Country of origin

Bangladesh

Material

Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose.

Colour

Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.

 

*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability.  An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.

Domestic Shipping

UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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Shipment method

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EVRi/DPD/DHL 

2-4 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

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You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

International Shipping Policy

International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days.  Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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Shipment method

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DHL Express

EU 3-5 business days
Rest of the world, 5-8 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

Customs, Duties and Taxes

Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).

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Baby Grow Care Guide

To keep your baby grow soft, comfortable, and looking lovely wash after wash, it’s important to follow a gentle care routine. Start by washing it at 30° to protect the delicate fibres and maintain the garment’s shape. Always turn the baby grow inside out before popping it into the machine, as this helps preserve any prints and keeps the outer fabric looking fresh. Wash it alongside similar colours to avoid any unwanted colour transfer, especially with lighter shades. After washing, skip the tumble dryer and let the baby grow air dry naturally, as this is far kinder to the fabric and helps it stay snug and cosy for longer. With a little care and attention, your baby grow will stay beautifully soft and ready to be worn time and time again.

Dad’s Captain, but I’m the Real Decision Maker FAQs


What material is the baby-grow made from?

Our baby-grow is made from soft, breathable 100% cotton, making it gentle on your baby’s skin and perfect for everyday wear.

Is the print durable after washing?

Yes, the design is printed using high-quality inks that are machine washable. Just pop it in at 30 degrees and it’ll stay looking fresh wash after wash.

What sizes are available?

This baby-grow is available in the following sizes: 0–3 months, 3–6 months, 6–12 months, 12–18 months, and 18–24 months.

Is this baby-grow suitable for boys and girls?

Absolutely! The white colour and unisex design make it perfect for baby boys and girls alike.

Can I give this as a gift?

Definitely – it makes a brilliant gift for cricket-loving parents, whether it’s for a baby shower, new arrival, or just a fun surprise on match day.

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    All products are printed, packed and delivered from our UK headquarters.

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Dad’s Captain, But I’m the Real Decision Maker - Funny Baby-Grow – White

Looking for the perfect gift for a cricket-loving new dad? Or a hilarious outfit for the littlest member of your squad?

This funny baby-grow is a guaranteed conversation starter. With the cheeky slogan ‘Dad’s captain, but I’m the real decision maker’ printed across the front, it’s ideal for babies who like to keep everyone on their toes – including the so-called skipper of the house.

Designed for maximum comfort and easy everyday wear, this white baby-grow is made from soft, breathable cotton and features easy popper fastenings for quick changes.

Whether it’s for your own little one or a gift for friends or family, it’s the perfect blend of cricket banter and baby cuteness.

Product Features

  • Made from soft, high-quality 100% cotton
  • White colour suitable for both boys and girls
  • Printed with a bold and funny cricket slogan
  • Quick and easy popper fastenings
  • Machine washable with long-lasting print

Perfect For

  • New dads and mums who love cricket
  • Baby showers and new baby gifts with a twist
  • Birthdays and first Father’s Day presents
  • Family match days and cricket club events
  • Parents who enjoy a bit of light-hearted banter

Available in sizes: 0–3 months, 3–6 months, 6–12 months, 12–18 months, and 18–24 months.

If you're shopping for a unique, funny and cricket-themed gift that stands out from the crowd, this baby-grow hits it for six.

Who is this Baby Grow good for?

This funny cricket baby grow is made for the tiniest members of the cricketing family. Soft, comfortable and full of charm, it brings the spirit of the game to your baby’s wardrobe from day one. Whether you are shopping for a cricket loving parent or celebrating a newborn arrival, our cricket onesies make the perfect gift. Each one combines quality materials with playful cricket themed designs that keep little fans cosy while raising plenty of smiles.

For newborn cricket fans

If you believe that love for the game starts early, this newborn cricket baby grow is a must have. Made from gentle cotton, it keeps your baby snug and comfy through naps, playtime and those first special photos. The breathable fabric feels soft against delicate skin and makes dressing easy for busy parents.

Every newborn cricket onesie brings the joy of the game to those early days, giving your little one the perfect first outfit for their cricket journey.

For cricket mums and dads

This baby grow makes a brilliant present for parents who live and breathe cricket. Whether it is watching test matches, playing on weekends or just talking about the sport, it celebrates that shared family love of the game. The design works perfectly for match days at home or relaxed family afternoons in the garden.

Cricket onesies like this one are a light hearted way for parents to share their passion while keeping their little one warm, happy and adorable.

For cricket themed baby showers

Looking for a thoughtful baby shower gift? A cricket onesie is a fun and memorable choice. It stands out from the usual gifts and shows you have put real thought into celebrating the family’s love of the sport. The soft fabric and playful design make it both practical and meaningful, a keepsake that parents will treasure.

Add a small note or matching bib to make it even more personal for the cricket loving parents to be.

For cricket dads

Dads who play or coach will love seeing their baby dressed in a bowling onesie. It is a funny and heart warming way to mark the start of a shared love for cricket. The design gives a cheeky nod to the sport while staying completely comfortable for little ones. It is a great gift for Father’s Day, a new arrival or a baby’s first summer of cricket.

Perfect for cuddles on the sofa while watching highlights or a family day at the club.

For cricket mums

Mums who spend weekends at the boundary cheering on the team will adore dressing their little one in a cricket themed baby grow. It is soft, stylish and practical with easy fastenings for quick changes. The light material makes it comfortable for every season, whether you are at home or out at a match.

It is the kind of cricket onesie that brings smiles every time someone sees it.

For club families

If cricket runs in the family, these baby grows are the perfect way to welcome the next generation into the team. Ideal for club members and players with little ones, our cricket onesies make great gifts from teammates or coaches. They are fun, memorable and comfortable enough for all day wear.

It is a wonderful way to celebrate a new arrival while keeping that cricket club spirit alive.

For newborn photo shoots

This baby grow looks adorable in photos, especially for parents who want to include cricket in their baby’s early memories. The simple and sweet design pairs beautifully with blankets or small props for themed pictures that stand out. Every detail adds charm without distracting from the baby’s natural cuteness.

It makes a lovely keepsake for parents who want to remember their little one’s first innings in style.

For gifts and celebrations

Whether it is a baby shower, christening or just a thoughtful surprise, a cricket baby grow always goes down well. It is soft, practical and completely adorable. The designs are unisex and perfect for any cricket loving family. Add a matching card or toy bat for a full cricket themed gift set.

It is an easy choice for friends and family who want to give something unique and heartfelt.

For everyday comfort

This cricket onesie is made for everyday use. It is soft enough for nap time, practical enough for playtime and stylish enough for visits to family and friends. The breathable fabric keeps your baby comfortable while the simple design makes changing quick and easy.

It is a piece that combines cricket charm with real life practicality for parents and babies alike.

For future all rounders

Every cricketer starts somewhere, and this baby grow is a fun way to mark the beginning. Whether your little one ends up batting, bowling or cheering from the stands, they will have grown up surrounded by the spirit of the game. The bowling onesie design adds a lighthearted nod to that future potential while keeping things playful and sweet.

It is never too early to introduce them to cricket — even if it starts with nap time in their first onesie.

For travel and family days out

Heading to the club or visiting relatives? This baby grow is perfect for travel. The material is soft, stretchy and breathable, keeping your baby comfortable during longer journeys. The cricket themed design adds a bit of fun and makes every outing a photo opportunity.

It is a great choice for family days when comfort and cuteness are both essential.

For Christmas and special occasions

When the festive season arrives, this cricket baby grow makes a wonderful gift for sporty families. It is cosy enough for winter and fun enough to be part of the celebrations. The playful design makes it a keepsake that parents will love to keep long after their little one has grown out of it.

It is the perfect mix of warmth, personality and sporting charm for the holidays.

For anyone who loves cricket

Our funny cricket baby grows are made for anyone who loves the game. Whether you play, coach, watch or simply enjoy the atmosphere of a summer’s day at the crease, they bring that same joy to your family’s newest addition. Each one is soft, safe and full of light hearted cricket humour.

Dress your baby in a cricket onesie that celebrates the sport, the laughter and the love that make cricket so special for generations of families.

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Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?

Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.

Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.

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Funny Sports Mugs

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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.

Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.

Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

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T-shirt With a Smile

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From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.

With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.

Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

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