Dad’s Captain, But I’m The Real Decision Maker! 10oz / 285ml, White Ceramic Mug, Microwave & Dishwasher Safe, Perfect For Your Morning Brew
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and built to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Shop with Confidence
For the cricket-loving family, who knows who really calls the shots…
Whether it’s a cheeky nod to those sideline strategies or a light-hearted reminder of who’s running the show at home, this mug is perfect for little ones with big opinions and parents who love a bit of cricket-related banter.
Featuring the bold slogan “Dad’s captain, but I’m the real decision maker”, it’s a must-have for families who live and breathe cricket – and don’t mind a bit of gentle ribbing over the tea break.
This white 10oz mug is made from durable ceramic, ideal for home cuppas, post-match brews, or even pitch-side flask refills.
Product Features
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10oz high-quality ceramic mug
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Crisp white finish with bold, playful design
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Dishwasher and microwave-safe
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Perfect size for a tea, coffee, or hot chocolate
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Designed in the UK with proper cricket humour
Perfect for
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Cricket-mad mums and dads buying gifts for their cheeky little ones
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Kids who love being part of the cricketing fun
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Parents who appreciate a light-hearted mug with a good sense of humour
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Birthday gifts, stocking fillers, or surprise treats during the season
Whether you’re a proud cricket parent or shopping for one, this mug brings a bit of joy and a lot of personality to any brew.
Go on – make your next tea break a talking point and grab one for the future captain (or current decision-maker) in your life!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Dad’s Captain, But I’m The Real Decision Maker FAQs
Is the mug dishwasher and microwave safe?
Is the mug dishwasher and microwave safe?
Yes – this mug is both dishwasher and microwave safe, so it’s easy to clean and perfect for everyday use.
What material is the mug made from?
What material is the mug made from?
It’s made from high-quality ceramic with a glossy white finish and a professionally printed design that won’t fade.
Is this mug suitable for children?
Is this mug suitable for children?
While the design is aimed at kids, the mug itself is a standard 10oz size – perfect for supervised use by older children or a fun gift from parents to display or use with a warm drink.
Will the design fade over time?
Will the design fade over time?
Not at all – the design is printed using high-quality inks that are made to last, even with regular use and washing.
Is the design printed on both sides of the mug?
Is the design printed on both sides of the mug?
Yes – the design is printed on both sides, so it’s visible whether you’re left- or right-handed. Perfect for maximum banter with every brew.
Why Cows Corner?
Dad’s the Captain, But I’m the Real Decision Maker – 10oz Cricket Mug
Inject some light-hearted cricket banter into your brew time with this playful 10oz ceramic mug – the perfect gift for cricket-loving parents to buy for their kids.
Whether it’s a tongue-in-cheek nod to who really runs the show at home (the kids) or a fun addition to the family mug collection, this design is guaranteed to raise a smile with every sip.
Ideal for tea breaks at home, warming up on match day, or simply enjoying a hot chocolate after school, this mug is more than just a bit of fun – it’s a brilliant way to share your family’s love of the game and your child’s growing cricket confidence.
Who’s it for?
This mug has been specially created for cricket-mad families who enjoy a bit of humour and love bringing the game into everyday life.
Whether your little one is just starting out with a plastic bat or already dreaming of playing for their county, this is a gift that hits the stumps every time.
Perfect Gift Occasions
- Birthday presents for cricket-loving kids
- Father’s Day gifts with a cheeky twist
- End-of-season thank yous or team celebrations
- Christmas stocking fillers for junior cricketers
- Fun surprises for the future captain of the house
Product Features
- 10oz ceramic mug with a glossy white finish
- Bold design printed on both sides – ideal for left- or right-handed use
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
- Made with long-lasting inks for repeated daily use
- Designed in the UK with a focus on quality and humour
If you're looking for a fun, affordable cricket-themed gift that’s guaranteed to make someone smile, this mug is a clear winner. Whether it's a birthday, Christmas, or a just-because surprise, it's the perfect way to celebrate your family's love of the game – with a generous side of banter.
Add to your basket today and make your next brew a cracking one!
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