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Dad’s Like an Old Cricket Bat, Full of Stories but Still in the Game! Funny Cricket Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings

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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.

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Key Baby Grow Features
  • Made from organic or in-conversion cotton – Sustainable, pesticide-free, gentle on baby’s skin.
  • Soft, breathable cotton – Comfortable for everyday wear.
  • Envelope neckline – Easy to slip on/off for quick changes.
  • Self-fabric bound trims – Smooth finish, prevents irritation, adds durability.
  • Vibrant, long-lasting designs – Bold prints that stay bright wash after wash.
  • Bottom popper closure – Simple and practical.

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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it.

If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep.


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We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.


About This item

  • Organic or in-conversion to Organic Cotton - Our baby grows are made using either certified organic cotton or cotton that is currently in conversion to organic status. This means they are produced with a strong commitment to sustainability, using farming practices that avoid harmful pesticides and synthetic fertilisers. Cotton in conversion is grown with the same care and principles as fully certified organic cotton, supporting farmers who are making the shift to more environmentally responsible methods. This not only benefits the planet but also ensures your baby’s skin is wrapped in soft, breathable cotton that’s kinder and gentler from day one.
  • Envelope Neckline – Each baby grow features an envelope neckline, carefully designed to make dressing and undressing simple and fuss-free. The overlapping folds at the shoulders allow the neckline to gently stretch and slip easily over your baby’s head or be pulled down over their shoulders—perfect for those inevitable messy moments. This design ensures maximum comfort for your little one and makes changes quick and easy for parents.
  • Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings - We use self fabric binding at the neckline, cuffs, and leg openings, meaning these trims are made from the same soft cotton as the rest of the garment. This detail gives the baby grow a clean, seamless finish and helps to prevent irritation on sensitive skin. It also adds durability and structure to key areas, so the garment keeps its shape after multiple washes and wears.
  • Bottom Popper Closure - For effortless nappy changes, our baby grows include a bottom popper closure. The neatly placed poppers at the base make it easy to open and close the garment without fully undressing your baby. They're secure enough to stay fastened during wriggly moments, yet quick to open when you need to get the job done fast—saving time, effort, and keeping your little one comfortable.

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Regular price £21.99
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Designed to Last

Made with premium materials and reinforced stitching, every Cows Corner baby grow is built to last. From the high-quality print to the soft, durable cotton fabric, it’s designed to stay comfortable and keep its shape wash after wash. More than just a baby grow, it’s a fun and personal statement, something to wear, enjoy, and share, time and time again.

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Cows Corner baby grows bring humour and personality to every little outfit. Each one features a playful slogan or clever sports-inspired design that’s guaranteed to make people smile. They’re soft, comfortable, and made to stand out, perfect for showing off your baby’s charm and character. Whether you’re buying for your own little one or looking for a fun, thoughtful gift, a Cows Corner baby grow adds a personal touch that’s as adorable and entertaining as the baby wearing it.

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Comfortable All Day Long

Our Cows Corner baby grows are made for comfort, smiles, and everyday adventures. Each one feels soft and gentle against your baby’s skin, keeping its shape wash after wash. Whether it’s nap time, playtime, or cuddle time, our baby grows are designed to feel as good as they look, cute, comfy, and unmistakably Cows Corner.

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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.

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Because even the tiniest cricket fans deserve to get in on the banter...

This brilliant white baby-grow is the perfect way to celebrate dads still swinging — even if the bat’s got a few cracks! 

With the slogan Dad’s like an old cricket bat – full of stories but still in the game printed proudly on the front, it’s the ultimate nod to cricket-loving dads everywhere.

Made for babies whose parents adore the sound of leather on willow (and a bit of cheeky sideline humour), this comfy baby-grow is available in sizes from newborn to toddler, so your little one can show off their cricketing heritage in style.

Whether it's for Father’s Day, a birthday, or just because – it’s a playful way to give a proper chuckle to any cricket-mad parent.

Product Features

  • 100% soft cotton for all-day comfort
  • Envelope neckline for easy dressing
  • Popper fastening for quick nappy changes
  • Printed with high-quality, long-lasting ink
  • Available in sizes: 0–3 months, 3–6 months, 6–12 months, 12–18 months, 18–24 months
  • Colour: Classic white

Perfect For

  • Babies with cricket-loving dads
  • Parents who appreciate a good bit of cricket-related humour
  • A unique Father’s Day or birthday gift
  • Little ones joining the family cricket club early
  • Anyone who thinks Dad’s stories deserve to be heard… again!

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Cows Corner Product Specifications

Cows Corner T-shirt specification.

Manufacturer code

AT001J

Commodity Code

6109100010

Country of origin

Bangladesh

Material

Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose.

Colour

Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.

 

*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability.  An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.

Domestic Shipping

UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

Shipment method

Estimated delivery time

EVRi/DPD/DHL 

2-4 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

International Shipping Policy

International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days.  Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

Shipping rates & delivery estimates

Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

Shipment method

Estimated delivery time

DHL Express

EU 3-5 business days
Rest of the world, 5-8 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

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Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).

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Dad’s Like an Old Cricket Bat, Full of Stories but Still in the Game FAQs


What sizes does this baby-grow come in?

Our baby-grow is available in five sizes: 0–3 months, 3–6 months, 6–12 months, 12–18 months, and 18–24 months. Perfect for newborns right through to toddler-age boundary hitters.

Is the baby-grow machine washable?

Yes! It's machine washable at 30°C. We recommend turning it inside out to keep the design looking fresh, wash after wash.

What material is the baby-grow made from?

It’s made from 100% soft cotton – gentle on baby’s skin and ideal for all-day wear, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or preparing for their first innings.

Is the print safe for babies?

Definitely. The print is created using baby-safe inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last without cracking or peeling.

Can I gift this to someone directly?

Absolutely. It makes a brilliant gift for any cricket-loving family, and it’s sure to raise a smile (and maybe a few knowing chuckles).

Why Cows Corner?


  • Unique products & Designs

    We sell a wide variety of items using custom designs that you will only find at Cows Corner

  • Made in the UK

    All products are printed, packed and delivered from our UK headquarters.

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  • Global Delivery

    Use fast and flexible worldwide delivery methods to reach customers all over the globe.

  • Eco-friendly products

    We focus on eco-friendly products from our supply chain to the end product

  • Fast & friendly support

    We’re here to help on live chat from 9 to 5 every weekday, plus a help centre full of step-by-step tutorials to get you started.

  • Same Day Turn Around

    Products you order today will be packed and delivered the following day

Dad’s Like an Old Cricket Bat - Funny Baby-Grow

This funny and heart-warming baby-grow is the perfect way to celebrate cricket-mad dads while dressing your little one in something charming and cheeky.

Featuring the slogan “Dad’s like an old cricket bat – full of stories but still in the game”, this design is a playful nod to the dads who’ve been there, done that, and still make it out to the crease – even if they creak a bit getting there.

Made from soft, 100% cotton, this high-quality white baby-grow is ideal for babies aged 0 to 24 months. Whether you're treating a new dad to his first Father’s Day present, celebrating a birthday, or just looking for a fun and unique gift from baby to dad, this baby-grow hits the sweet spot between sentiment and humour.

This is a great gift idea for:

  • Father’s Day
  • A baby’s first birthday or newborn celebration
  • A thoughtful baby shower present for cricket-loving families
  • Dads who can’t stop talking about “that innings back in ‘92”

Product Features

  • Made from 100% soft cotton – breathable, comfortable, and gentle on baby’s skin
  • Envelope neckline – easy to slip on and off, especially during changes
  • Secure popper fastening – quick and simple for nappy changes
  • High-quality printed slogan – durable, baby-safe inks that won’t crack or peel
  • Available sizes: 0–3 months, 3–6 months, 6–12 months, 12–18 months, 18–24 months
  • Colour: Crisp white – perfect for any occasion or outfit

Perfect For

  • New dads with a passion for cricket
  • Cricket families looking to dress baby in something fun and personal
  • Friends or family searching for a unique and thoughtful gift
  • Anyone wanting to add a smile (and maybe a few laughs) to their gift-giving
  • Get yours today

Who is this Baby Grow good for?

This funny cricket baby grow is made for the tiniest members of the cricketing family. Soft, comfortable and full of charm, it brings the spirit of the game to your baby’s wardrobe from day one. Whether you are shopping for a cricket loving parent or celebrating a newborn arrival, our cricket onesies make the perfect gift. Each one combines quality materials with playful cricket themed designs that keep little fans cosy while raising plenty of smiles.

For newborn cricket fans

If you believe that love for the game starts early, this newborn cricket baby grow is a must have. Made from gentle cotton, it keeps your baby snug and comfy through naps, playtime and those first special photos. The breathable fabric feels soft against delicate skin and makes dressing easy for busy parents.

Every newborn cricket onesie brings the joy of the game to those early days, giving your little one the perfect first outfit for their cricket journey.

For cricket mums and dads

This baby grow makes a brilliant present for parents who live and breathe cricket. Whether it is watching test matches, playing on weekends or just talking about the sport, it celebrates that shared family love of the game. The design works perfectly for match days at home or relaxed family afternoons in the garden.

Cricket onesies like this one are a light hearted way for parents to share their passion while keeping their little one warm, happy and adorable.

For cricket themed baby showers

Looking for a thoughtful baby shower gift? A cricket onesie is a fun and memorable choice. It stands out from the usual gifts and shows you have put real thought into celebrating the family’s love of the sport. The soft fabric and playful design make it both practical and meaningful, a keepsake that parents will treasure.

Add a small note or matching bib to make it even more personal for the cricket loving parents to be.

For cricket dads

Dads who play or coach will love seeing their baby dressed in a bowling onesie. It is a funny and heart warming way to mark the start of a shared love for cricket. The design gives a cheeky nod to the sport while staying completely comfortable for little ones. It is a great gift for Father’s Day, a new arrival or a baby’s first summer of cricket.

Perfect for cuddles on the sofa while watching highlights or a family day at the club.

For cricket mums

Mums who spend weekends at the boundary cheering on the team will adore dressing their little one in a cricket themed baby grow. It is soft, stylish and practical with easy fastenings for quick changes. The light material makes it comfortable for every season, whether you are at home or out at a match.

It is the kind of cricket onesie that brings smiles every time someone sees it.

For club families

If cricket runs in the family, these baby grows are the perfect way to welcome the next generation into the team. Ideal for club members and players with little ones, our cricket onesies make great gifts from teammates or coaches. They are fun, memorable and comfortable enough for all day wear.

It is a wonderful way to celebrate a new arrival while keeping that cricket club spirit alive.

For newborn photo shoots

This baby grow looks adorable in photos, especially for parents who want to include cricket in their baby’s early memories. The simple and sweet design pairs beautifully with blankets or small props for themed pictures that stand out. Every detail adds charm without distracting from the baby’s natural cuteness.

It makes a lovely keepsake for parents who want to remember their little one’s first innings in style.

For gifts and celebrations

Whether it is a baby shower, christening or just a thoughtful surprise, a cricket baby grow always goes down well. It is soft, practical and completely adorable. The designs are unisex and perfect for any cricket loving family. Add a matching card or toy bat for a full cricket themed gift set.

It is an easy choice for friends and family who want to give something unique and heartfelt.

For everyday comfort

This cricket onesie is made for everyday use. It is soft enough for nap time, practical enough for playtime and stylish enough for visits to family and friends. The breathable fabric keeps your baby comfortable while the simple design makes changing quick and easy.

It is a piece that combines cricket charm with real life practicality for parents and babies alike.

For future all rounders

Every cricketer starts somewhere, and this baby grow is a fun way to mark the beginning. Whether your little one ends up batting, bowling or cheering from the stands, they will have grown up surrounded by the spirit of the game. The bowling onesie design adds a lighthearted nod to that future potential while keeping things playful and sweet.

It is never too early to introduce them to cricket — even if it starts with nap time in their first onesie.

For travel and family days out

Heading to the club or visiting relatives? This baby grow is perfect for travel. The material is soft, stretchy and breathable, keeping your baby comfortable during longer journeys. The cricket themed design adds a bit of fun and makes every outing a photo opportunity.

It is a great choice for family days when comfort and cuteness are both essential.

For Christmas and special occasions

When the festive season arrives, this cricket baby grow makes a wonderful gift for sporty families. It is cosy enough for winter and fun enough to be part of the celebrations. The playful design makes it a keepsake that parents will love to keep long after their little one has grown out of it.

It is the perfect mix of warmth, personality and sporting charm for the holidays.

For anyone who loves cricket

Our funny cricket baby grows are made for anyone who loves the game. Whether you play, coach, watch or simply enjoy the atmosphere of a summer’s day at the crease, they bring that same joy to your family’s newest addition. Each one is soft, safe and full of light hearted cricket humour.

Dress your baby in a cricket onesie that celebrates the sport, the laughter and the love that make cricket so special for generations of families.

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Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?

Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.

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Funny Sports Mugs

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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.

Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.

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Start their sporting journey in style.

Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.

Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.

Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.

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