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  • Oche-Ready Comfort: Soft, cosy fleece for those long nights at the board.
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  • Premium UK Quality: Expertly printed to stay sharp, match after match.
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  • Celebrate Your Family Darts Tradition: This hoodie is the ultimate way to acknowledge the bond between a coach and their protégé making it a sentimental yet hilarious choice for any father and child duo who love the game.
  • Stay Warm During Long Match Nights: Crafted from premium soft fabric with a cozy interior this garment is designed to keep you comfortable through long evenings at the oche or while cheering from the sidelines.
  • The Ultimate Conversation Starter at the Pub: Featuring a bold and humorous design that highlights questionable coaching skills this top is guaranteed to get laughs and nods of approval from fellow players during league sessions.
  • A Fail Safe Gift for Every Occasion: Whether it is for a birthday or Father’s Day this hoodie moves beyond boring generic presents to offer something with heart and personality that any darts enthusiast will actually want to wear.

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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.

That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.

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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”

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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”

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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”

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Key Hoodie Features
  • Cotton-faced fabric – Smooth feel, vibrant prints, and everyday comfort.
  • Brushed back fleece lining – Provides warmth, softness, and breathability.
  • Raglan sleeves – Sporty style and unrestricted movement.
  • Lined hood with cross-neck detail – Adds structure, warmth, and modern design.
  • Taped neck – Prevents irritation and reinforces durability.
  • Half-moon back yoke – Improves fit and maintains long-lasting shape.
  • Front pouch pocket with reinforced stitching – Convenient storage and added warmth.
  • 2x2 ribbed cuffs and hem – Flexible comfort and a secure fit.

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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it.

If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep.


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We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.


About This item

  • Cotton Faced Fabric - Our funny printed hoodies are made from high-quality cotton-faced fabric, providing a smooth, soft surface that’s perfect for vibrant, long-lasting prints. This fabric ensures that designs remain crisp and eye-catching, making your hoodie stand out with bold graphics and witty slogans. The cotton face also adds a luxurious feel, making it comfortable to wear all day, whether you're lounging at home or making a statement out and about.
  • Brushed Back Fleece – Nothing beats the warmth and comfort of brushed back fleece, and that’s exactly what our hoodies deliver. The inside of the hoodie features a soft, plush fleece lining that provides extra insulation while remaining lightweight. This makes it an ideal choice for chilly days, keeping you snug without feeling heavy or bulky. The fleece backing not only enhances warmth but also adds to the hoodie’s overall softness. It’s the kind of hoodie you’ll reach for time and time again—whether you're braving the cold, enjoying a lazy weekend, or simply layering up for a casual look. The brushed texture also enhances breathability, ensuring you stay comfortable whether indoors or outdoors.
  • Raglan Sleeves - Designed for both style and ease of movement, our hoodies feature classic raglan sleeves. This design extends the sleeve up to the collar, creating a relaxed, sporty look while allowing greater freedom of motion. It’s perfect for those who love an effortlessly casual fit or need a hoodie that moves with them throughout the day. The raglan sleeve construction also enhances durability, reducing seam strain in the shoulder area. Whether you're lounging, layering up, or out and about, this design keeps things comfortable without restricting your range of motion. Plus, it adds a subtle athletic touch, making our hoodies not just funny, but functional too!
  • Lined Hood with Cross Neck Detail - A hoodie isn't complete without a cozy hood, and ours is lined for extra warmth and structure. The lining enhances durability and ensures a comfortable feel against the skin, while also giving the hood a premium, finished look. No flimsy, misshapen hoods here—just a perfectly structured one that sits well whether up or down. The cross-neck detail adds an extra design touch, giving your hoodie a unique and modern look. This stylish overlap at the neckline not only enhances the overall appearance but also provides additional warmth by keeping drafts at bay. Whether you wear it for warmth or just to complete your outfit, this hood has both fashion and function covered.
  • Taped Neck - The taped neck feature in our hoodies adds both comfort and durability. A soft fabric strip is sewn along the inside seam at the back of the neckline, preventing irritation and reinforcing the structure. This means no scratchy seams, just a smooth and comfortable feel against your skin. Beyond comfort, the taped neck also enhances the hoodie's longevity. By reinforcing the seam, it reduces the risk of stretching or fraying over time, ensuring your hoodie maintains its perfect fit and structure even after repeated wear and washes. It’s a small but mighty feature that makes a big difference in quality.
  • Half Moon Back Yoke - A hidden detail that contributes to both fit and durability, the half-moon back yoke adds reinforcement to the upper back section of the hoodie. This extra fabric piece helps maintain the hoodie's shape while providing a smoother, more comfortable fit across the shoulders. Not only does this feature improve the overall structure of the hoodie, but it also gives a high-quality, finished look inside. It’s a subtle yet significant design choice that elevates the hoodie beyond basic styles, ensuring you get the perfect balance of comfort, durability, and premium craftsmanship.
  • Front Pouch Pocket - A hoodie essential, the front pouch pocket is as practical as it is cozy. Designed for both functionality and warmth, it provides a convenient space to store small items like your phone, keys, or wallet while on the go. And, of course, it doubles as the perfect hand-warmer for those colder days! The reinforced stitching ensures durability, so whether you’re using the pocket for storage or just to keep your hands warm, it holds up without sagging. Plus, the clean, well-structured design makes sure it sits flush against the hoodie, maintaining a stylish and streamlined look.
  • 2x2 Cotton/Elastane Ribbed Cuffs and Hem - Comfort meets flexibility with the 2x2 cotton/elastane ribbed cuffs and hem. This design ensures a snug but comfortable fit, keeping the sleeves and hem in place without feeling restrictive. Whether you're on the move or lounging, the ribbed edges provide just the right amount of stretch for an effortless fit. In addition to providing a better fit, the ribbed cuffs and hem enhance durability by preventing fraying and stretching over time. This means your hoodie stays looking great and feeling comfortable for longer, no matter how often you wear it. It’s the perfect blend of style, function, and long-lasting quality.

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Made with premium materials and reinforced stitching, every Cows Corner hoodie is built to last. From the smooth, high-quality print to the durable cotton blend fabric, it’s designed to handle everyday wear while keeping its shape and softness. More than just a hoodie, it’s a fun and personal statement, something to wear, enjoy, and share, time and time again.

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Funny and Personal

Cows Corner hoodies combine humour and personality in every stitch. Each design brings a playful twist to everyday wear, featuring witty slogans and clever sports-inspired phrases that make people smile. They’re not just warm and comfortable, they’re conversation starters that show off your sense of humour and individuality. Whether you’re buying one for yourself or as a fun, thoughtful gift for someone special, a Cows Corner hoodie adds a personal touch that’s as unique and entertaining as the person wearing it.

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Comfortable All Day Long

Our Cows Corner hoodies are designed to keep you warm, comfortable, and ready for anything. With a soft brushed interior and a relaxed fit, they’re perfect for chilly mornings, laid-back weekends, or everyday wear. The fabric feels smooth on the outside and cosy on the inside, giving you that all-day comfort you’ll never want to take off.

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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.

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Looking for the perfect gift for the dart-loving father or son/daughter duo in your life? This hoodie hits the bullseye! Combining a love for the oche with a healthy dose of family banter, this top is designed for those who know that the best darts advice often comes with a side of hilarious-but-true commentary from the old man. It’s an ideal way to show appreciation while raising a chuckle down the pub or at the next big tournament.

Available in a classic Black, this hoodie is comfortable, durable, and guaranteed to become a favourite piece of leisurewear.

Product Features

  • Premium Quality Fabric: A soft, cosy cotton blend that feels great whether you are throwing a 180 or just kicking back.

  • Bold, Humorous Design: Features the fun, clear statement 'Dads My Coach Darts Are Our Thing' printed across the chest.

  • Classic Fit: Designed for comfort and movement, ideal for an evening at the dartboard or watching the match.

  • Practical Details: Includes a handy front pouch pocket and an adjustable drawstring hood.

  • Easy Care: Machine washable and built to last, just like a solid family bond.

Perfect For

  • Fathers: Especially those who have spent countless hours teaching their offspring the art of the treble twenty.

  • Sons & Daughters: The perfect present to acknowledge Dad's 'coaching' skills, even if his advice is sometimes questionable!

  • Gag Gifts: A fantastic secret Santa option or birthday present for any family member with a wicked sense of humour and a passion for darts.

  • Dart Enthusiasts: Anyone who loves the game and appreciates a good bit of friendly, family-focused banter.

Don't settle for a boring gift this year; give the present of laughter, warmth, and shared passion! This hoodie is the ultimate way to celebrate the bond between a coach and their protégé, making it a guaranteed winner for birthdays, Christmas, or Father's Day. 

Click 'Add to Basket' now and prepare for the smile on their face when they unwrap this brilliant bit of kit!

Cows Corner Product Specifications

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Manufacturer code

AT001J

Commodity Code

6109100010

Country of origin

Bangladesh

Material

Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose.

Colour

Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.

 

*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability.  An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.

Domestic Shipping

UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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2-4 business days

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You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

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International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days.  Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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DHL Express

EU 3-5 business days
Rest of the world, 5-8 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

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You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

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Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.

Hoodie Care Guide

To keep your hoodie looking fresh and feeling premium, always wash it inside out at 30°C with similar colours, then hang it up to air dry naturally rather than using a tumble dryer. If it needs an iron, use a cool setting and avoid going over any prints or embroidery. Steer clear of bleach, harsh detergents, and dry cleaning to protect the fabric. This jumper is made from heavyweight cotton-rich material, so with the right care it will stay comfortable, durable, and ready to serve you time and time again.

Dads My Coach Darts Are Our Thing FAQs


What sizes are available for the Funny Darts Hoodie?

The hoodie is available in sizes ranging from Small to 3XL, designed for a comfortable fit for all body types.

Is the hoodie suitable for both men and women?

Yes, the hoodie has a unisex fit and can be worn by anyone who enjoys darts and a good bit of banter.

Is the hoodie machine washable?

Yes, it is fully machine washable. We recommend washing inside out on a gentle cycle for best results.

Can I return the hoodie if it does not fit?

Yes, we offer a hassle free return policy if your item does not fit or meet expectations.

Does the hoodie have a pocket?

Yes, it includes a roomy front pouch pocket which is ideal for keeping hands warm or storing small items.

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Funny Darts Hoodie for Dads and Their Number One Fan

Looking for a funny darts hoodie that hits the mark with humour and heart? This classic black hoodie is made for those who share more than just darts tips across the oche. Whether you're playing in your local league or enjoying pub banter after a match, this hoodie celebrates the special and slightly sarcastic relationship between a darts loving dad and the child who inherited the passion and the commentary.

At Cows Corner, we believe sports themed products should bring people together, not just through competition but through shared laughs. That’s exactly what this hoodie delivers. Featuring the playful slogan Dads My Coach Darts Are Our Thing printed across the chest, it nods to those countless evenings spent practising the treble twenty, often with guidance that’s part coaching, part comedy routine.

Made for Comfort, Designed for Laughs

From its soft cotton blend to its relaxed fit, this hoodie is made to feel just right whether you’re warming up at the board or winding down with a pint. The kangaroo-style front pocket and drawstring hood add practical touches, while the easy-care fabric keeps it looking sharp with minimal fuss. It’s machine washable and made to last, just like your dad’s coaching methods, reliable, no-nonsense and occasionally questionable.

This funny darts hoodie isn’t just a novelty; it’s a quality piece of leisurewear that stands up to everyday use. We’ve chosen premium materials for a cosy yet breathable feel, so it’s just as suited to winter league nights as it is to lazy Sunday competitions at home. Whether you're looking to buy for Father’s Day, a birthday, or just because, this is one of those gifts that always gets a smile.

Perfect Gift for Dart-Loving Families

Shop online now for a present that combines sport, sentiment and sarcasm. Ideal for dads who see themselves as mentors on the oche and for sons or daughters who know their dad’s advice by heart even when it’s followed by a laugh. It’s also a great value gag gift for darts fans who enjoy a good bit of banter. With limited stock available, this hoodie makes a great last-minute option for any dartboard regular or tournament follower.

Customers tell us this hoodie often becomes the most-worn item in their leisure wardrobe. Why? Because it’s more than just something to wear, it’s a shared moment, a nod to family tradition and a reminder of who’s really calling the shots at the oche.

Available Now with Quick Delivery

This funny darts hoodie is in stock and ready to ship directly from our UK headquarters. That means quick delivery, excellent quality control and a personal touch from our team at Cows Corner. If you're shopping for a darts fan who appreciates a bit of banter with their backhanded coaching, don’t wait around, order today and get yours while it lasts.

Use it to show appreciation, start conversations or simply give someone a reason to laugh. Whether it’s a new arrival for your own wardrobe or a surprise for your favourite darts player, this hoodie offers the perfect mix of warmth, humour and family pride.

Why Choose Cows Corner

We’re not just making products, we’re building a platform for sports fans to express their personalities with pride. Our collections celebrate individuality, from rugby humour to darts devotion. Every design is made to connect people through shared experiences, whether it’s match-day tradition or legendary dad jokes.

Shop now to find out why this hoodie is quickly becoming one of our most talked-about items. Add it to your basket and bring some extra character to your next darts night.

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