Darts Because Therapy is Expensive | Funny Darts T-Shirt
- A brilliant present for anyone who loves sport, humour, and a bit of cheeky fun.
- Soft, relaxed fit made for laughs, lounging, and nights down the club, pub or with your friends and family..
- Get ready for compliments and banter wherever you go.
- Durable print and fabric that keep their shape and colour wash after wash.
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Darts Because Therapy is Expensive | Funny Darts T-Shirt
- A brilliant present for anyone who loves sport, humour, and a bit of cheeky fun.
- Soft, relaxed fit made for laughs, lounging, and nights down the club, pub or with your friends and family..
- Get ready for compliments and banter wherever you go.
- Durable print and fabric that keep their shape and colour wash after wash.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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This hilarious darts t-shirt is a must-have for anyone who loves a night at the oche and a good laugh. Featuring the witty slogan “Darts Because Therapy is Expensive”, it’s a brilliant conversation starter and the perfect gift for darts players who like a bit of banter. Whether they play in the pub league, at home with friends, or enjoy watching the pros on TV, this t-shirt sums up the spirit of every darts lover perfectly.
Made from soft, high-quality materials and available in classic black, it’s designed for comfort, warmth, and plenty of laughs. Ideal for casual wear, trips to the local, or those long practice sessions before the big game.
Product Features
- Soft, durable fabric for all-day comfort
- High-quality print designed to last wash after wash
- Available in stylish black – the perfect colour for any darts night
- Comfortable fit suitable for both men and women
- Machine washable for easy care
Perfect For
- Darts players who love a good laugh
- Pub league legends and casual throwers alike
- Birthdays, Christmas, or “just because” gifts for darts fans
- Friends and family who appreciate a bit of cheeky humour
- Anyone who agrees that darts is the best kind of therapy
If you’re looking for a funny, feel-good gift that will make any darts player smile, this t-shirt is a winner. Treat a mate, surprise a loved one, or even grab one for yourself, because let’s be honest, a night of darts and laughter beats therapy any day!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
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2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
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International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
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EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
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Darts Because Therapy is Expensive FAQs
What sizes is the Funny Darts t-shirt available in?
What sizes is the Funny Darts t-shirt available in?
The t-shirt comes in a full range of unisex sizes from Small to XXL. It’s designed for a relaxed, comfortable fit that suits both men and women.
Is the t-shirt machine washable?
Is the t-shirt machine washable?
Yes, just pop it in the washing machine on a standard setting. The print is high quality and designed to stay sharp wash after wash.
Does the t-shirt shrink after washing?
Does the t-shirt shrink after washing?
Nope. As long as you follow the care label instructions, you won’t see any unexpected shrinkage.
Can I wear this t-shirt to the pub league?
Can I wear this t-shirt to the pub league?
Absolutely. That’s exactly what it’s made for. Whether you’re throwing darts or cheering on your mates, it’s a perfect match.
Is this t-shirt suitable for women too?
Is this t-shirt suitable for women too?
Yes, the unisex fit means it works well for everyone. Just check the size guide to find the best fit.
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Funny Darts T-shirt for Sale – Because Therapy is Expensive
Funny darts t-shirt fans, your new favourite is here. The “Darts Because Therapy is Expensive” t-shirt delivers warmth, comfort and a punchline that never misses the mark. Whether you’re throwing arrows at the pub or watching the pros on telly, this t-shirt captures everything that makes darts brilliant. It’s available now with a special price and quick delivery while stocks last.
Why This Funny Darts t-shir Is a Must-Have
Made for laughs and late nights at the oche, this darts t-shirt blends cheeky humour with premium comfort. The slogan says it all, making it a perfect conversation starter at your next match or night out. This isn’t just about looking good—it’s about wearing your love of darts with pride. From pub league legends to sofa spectators, this one hits the bullseye every time.
Available in classic black, it suits any style and pairs easily with your go-to jeans or joggers. The fit is unisex and relaxed, so it’s just right for both men and women. Whether you're buying for yourself or looking for a funny gift, this t-shirt ticks all the boxes. Shop online today to get yours while it’s still in stock.
High Quality and Low Maintenance
Comfort meets durability with every t-shirt we make at Cows Corner. The fabric is soft yet tough enough to handle regular wear. Throw it on after work, at the weekend or when you’re heading to the pub for a few sets. The high-quality print won’t fade after a few washes, and the fabric keeps its shape wash after wash. It’s machine washable, low effort and always ready for another round.
- Soft, durable fabric for everyday comfort
- Lasting print that stays sharp over time
- Relaxed unisex fit for men and women
- Classic black colour suits all darting occasions
- Easy to wash and care for
Perfect for Darts Fans with a Sense of Humour
We made this t-shirt for anyone who finds calm in competition and therapy in a triple 20. It’s an ideal gift for birthdays, Christmas, or just because your mate can’t stop going on about their latest checkout. Affordable and packed with personality, it’s a clever way to show someone you get them—and their darts obsession.
- Great gift for darts lovers, from pub players to professionals
- Perfect for fans who enjoy a good laugh with their game
- Suited for casual wear, darts nights, or watching the worlds on telly
- Funny and functional, all in one
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At Cows Corner, we believe sports merch should never be boring. Our sports-themed collections include football banter, cricket humour, rugby digs and, of course, darts slogans that keep the fun alive. Every t-shirt, mug or tee we offer is made with originality and personality in mind. This darts t-shirt is part of our growing sports line, with more designs available for a limited time only. Shop collection highlights or find your next hot deal today.
With free shipping on selected items, exclusive access to new arrivals and affordable options for every fan, there’s no better time to check price and order today. Add to cart now and join a community that believes funny is fashionable.
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Who and when are these funny darts hoodie gifts perfect for
Birthdays
A funny darts hoodie makes a brilliant birthday gift for sports lovers of all ages. Whether it’s for a mate who plays in the pub league or a teenager just getting into darts, it’s a guaranteed hit. Add a mug or themed card and you’ve got a birthday bundle full of laughs.
Christmas
One of the biggest gifting moments of the year, Christmas is the perfect time to wrap up a funny darts hoodie. It’s ideal for secret Santa, stocking fillers or under the tree for that one family member who never misses a darts match.
Father’s Day
Dads and darts go hand-in-hand. This hoodie is a great choice for Father’s Day, especially when paired with one of our mugs or a pint glass. Whether he’s a pub league regular or a Sunday night fan, it’s a gift that’ll get worn with pride.
Mother’s Day
Perfect for mums who love the game or support from the sidelines. A funny darts hoodie shows appreciation with a side of humour. Add in a personalised item or matching tee for a thoughtful Mother’s Day surprise.
Graduations
Celebrate school, college or university milestones with a hoodie that reflects their personality. For young athletes, a funny darts hoodie can be both a laugh and a keepsake as they move on to the next stage of life.
End-of-Season Awards
After a long season, players and coaches love something that marks the journey. This hoodie works as a light-hearted prize for standout moments or team spirit, especially in pub or amateur leagues.
Thank You Coach Gifts
Coaches put in the hours and deserve recognition. A funny darts hoodie is a clever and useful way to say thanks, particularly in grassroots teams where humour and effort go hand in hand.
Team Wins or Promotions
Winning a title or moving up a league is worth celebrating. Whether it’s one hoodie for the captain or matching ones for the squad, it’s a memorable way to mark a brilliant darts season.
Anniversaries
If both partners share a love of darts, this hoodie makes a unique anniversary gift. It’s fun, wearable, and far better than another generic keepsake. Especially good for couples who play together or support their local pub team.
Valentine’s Day
For couples who love sport and banter, this hoodie turns Valentine’s Day into something a bit more personal. Swap the flowers for something that actually gets worn — and laughed at.
Retirement
For lifelong players or devoted fans, retirement can be marked with a thoughtful and funny gift. A darts hoodie is a relaxed way to honour years of dedication to the oche, with a wink and a smile.
New Baby Arrivals
Know a darts fan who’s just become a parent? While they’re sorting nappies, this hoodie is a nod to their favourite pastime. Pair it with one of our baby grows for a matching moment that’s both adorable and hilarious.
First Match or Tournament
Commemorate a child’s first competitive game or a new player’s tournament debut with a hoodie they’ll treasure. It’s both encouraging and memorable, especially if darts is their new obsession.
Good Luck Gifts
Heading into a big match or trying out for a new club? A funny darts hoodie makes a supportive and practical gift that’ll keep nerves at bay with a bit of humour.
Thank You / Appreciation Gifts
Volunteers, parents and supportive teammates often get overlooked. This hoodie says thanks in a relaxed, wearable way — perfect for those who’ve gone the extra mile.
Housewarming
A light-hearted gift like this hoodie brings personality to a new home. Especially good for mates who treat the living room like their personal darts arena.
Weddings or Engagements
Perfect for couples who share a love of the game. Personalise the gesture with a funny darts hoodie that reflects their banter and bond, whether it’s an engagement laugh or a wedding day surprise.
Get Well Soon Gifts
If someone’s sidelined due to injury or illness, a comfy hoodie with a bit of wit can really lift their mood. It’s practical, cosy, and delivers a chuckle at the same time.
Graduating from Junior to Senior Level
Moving up a level in sport is a big deal. Celebrate the step up with a hoodie that feels like a badge of honour. It shows pride and adds a fun edge to their journey.
Just Because
Sometimes the best gifts are the unexpected ones. This funny darts hoodie is ideal for those moments when you just want to surprise someone and make them smile — no reason needed.
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Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time
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From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
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Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose
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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
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Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.
