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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
If you know someone who lives for fantasy football but somehow ends up being stitched up every single gameweek, this hoodie says exactly what they are thinking. Blunt, brutally honest and packed with proper fantasy football banter, it is made for those weekly moments of pain when captain choices flop, clean sheets vanish in the 93rd minute, and VAR ruins everything. It is the kind of hoodie that gets worn on deadline day, during live matches, and while refreshing the app in hope rather than confidence. Funny, relatable and unapologetically real, this hoodie is the ultimate gift for fantasy football lovers who can laugh at their own misery.
Available in black, yellow and red, this hoodie combines comfort with comedy, making it ideal for matchdays, sofa sessions and fantasy league catch-ups with mates.
Product Features
• Soft, comfortable hoodie designed for everyday wear
• Bold, high-quality print that stands out and lasts
• Relaxed fit, perfect for watching matches or heading out
• Available in black, yellow and red
• Easy to style with jeans, joggers or shorts
Perfect for
• Fantasy football managers who get mugged off weekly
• Mates who take their mini league far too seriously
• Birthdays, Christmas or end of season fantasy punishments
• Anyone who loves football banter and dark humour
• Sofa managers, pub pundits and stats obsessives
If you are looking for a gift that guarantees a laugh and actually gets worn, this hoodie delivers. It is honest, funny and painfully relatable, making it a must have for anyone who keeps coming back to fantasy football despite the weekly heartbreak.
Pick their colour, wrap it up and let them wear their suffering with pride.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
The hoodie is available in a full range of sizes from Small to XXL. Please check the size guide before ordering to ensure the best fit.
You can choose from three colours: black, yellow or red. Each option features the same bold print design.
Yes, the hoodie has a relaxed unisex fit, designed to be comfortable for everyone regardless of gender.
The design is printed using high-quality methods to ensure long-lasting colour and clarity, even after multiple washes.
Wash it inside out on a cool cycle and avoid tumble drying to keep the print looking sharp. Do not iron directly on the design.
Our funny fantasy football hoodie speaks the brutal truth every unlucky FPL manager knows too well. Made for those who live and breathe fantasy football but always seem to finish mid-table, this hoodie captures the banter, pain and last-minute chaos that makes the game so addictive. Whether your captain blanks again or VAR ruins your clean sheet in stoppage time, this hoodie lets you wear your suffering with style.
At Cows Corner, we know fantasy football isn’t just a hobby, it’s a weekly emotional rollercoaster. That’s why this hoodie is made for deadline day stress, live match meltdowns and mini league pub rants. The bold front slogan delivers proper football banter that gets a laugh from anyone who knows the heartbreak of a triple captain fail or wildcard disaster. It’s a premium quality hoodie that doesn’t just look good – it’s comfortable enough to wear from kick-off to Monday night review shows.
This funny fantasy football hoodie comes in three classic colours: black, yellow and red. The relaxed fit and soft finish make it perfect for sofa sessions, match days and league catch-ups. Whether you’re refreshing your app in quiet desperation or analysing bonus point breakdowns, this hoodie adds a touch of comedy to your misery.
We’ve made sure the quality matches the humour. Featuring a high-quality print that stands up to regular wear and washing, it offers real value for fantasy football fans who want something different. This is not a cheap novelty hoodie, it’s a proper piece you’ll want to wear week after week, win or lose. Shop online today and check price options for a limited time deal.
If you’re looking to buy a gift that’s guaranteed to raise a laugh, this hoodie hits the mark. It’s ideal for:
Get yours now and take advantage of our shop collection with quick delivery and a hassle-free return policy. Whether it’s a one-time purchase or part of a bundle offer, it’s a funny fantasy football hoodie that actually gets worn and talked about.
At Cows Corner, we believe that sport should be fun, personal and occasionally ridiculous. That’s why we turn everyday fan struggles into wearable comedy. This hoodie is part of our growing football range, made for fans who can laugh at the chaos of the beautiful game. It’s where cheeky slogans meet quality you can feel.
Every order is printed and packed at our UK HQ with care, so you get premium products with a personal touch. Available in stock and ready to go, this is a funny fantasy football hoodie that delivers both comfort and comedy straight to your door.
Order today and let someone show off their fantasy failings with pride. Limited stock available, shop now to avoid missing out.
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