Call Me Federer ’Cause I Just Schooled You! | Funny Tennis Baby Grow

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Call Me Federer ’Cause I Just Schooled You! | Funny Tennis Baby Grow

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🇬🇧 Made to raise a smile Soft cotton for delicate skin Printed & dispatched from London

  • The Ace Tennis Gift: A winning choice for the smallest players and tennis-mad families.
  • Super Soft Comfort: Gentle, breathable fabric perfect for delicate skin and courtside naps.
  • Future Pro Banter: Adorable slogans that serve up a smile at every playdate.
  • Long-Lasting Print: Expertly printed in the UK to stay vibrant wash after wash.
Premium cotton baby grows
Printed on Premium 100% Cotton Baby Grows
Soft, breathable 160 gsm cotton that’s gentle on delicate skin, durable for daily wear, and perfect for gifting.
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Makes a brilliant gift. Funny, thoughtful and made to last.
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Absolutely adorable baby grow. The fabric is super soft and gentle on the skin, and the print quality is brilliant.

Color: Black
Size: 0-3 months
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Our Cows Corner Story

Hi, I’m Len, a sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. After receiving a disappointing sports gift, I decided to create Cows Corner, a place for funny, high-quality sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Every design is made to raise a smile, printed to last, and sent with the same care I’d expect if I were the one opening it.

Len, founder of Cows Corner
  • Keeps your little one comfy while Mum or Dad debates whether the ball was in
  • Perfect for match days, family photos, and showing early love for tennis
  • Gets smiles and plenty of “future champion!” comments from tennis fans
  • Soft, gentle fabric that survives spills, dribbles, and endless washing

Our Baby Grows As Seen Being Worn By Cows Corner Customers

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Key Baby Grow Features
  • Made from organic or in-conversion cotton – Sustainable, pesticide-free, gentle on baby’s skin.
  • Soft, breathable cotton – Comfortable for everyday wear.
  • Envelope neckline – Easy to slip on and off for quick changes.
  • Self-fabric bound trims – Smooth finish, prevents irritation, adds durability.
  • Vibrant, long-lasting designs – Bold prints that stay bright wash after wash.
  • Bottom popper closure – Simple and practical.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it.

If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep.

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We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.

Premium cotton baby grows
Printed on Premium 100% Cotton Baby Grows
Soft, breathable 160 gsm cotton that’s gentle on delicate skin, durable for daily wear, and perfect for gifting.
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From our UK studio to your door
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About This item

  • Organic or in-conversion to Organic Cotton - Our baby grows are made using either certified organic cotton or cotton that is currently in conversion to organic status. This means they are produced with a strong commitment to sustainability, using farming practices that avoid harmful pesticides and synthetic fertilisers. Cotton in conversion is grown with the same care and principles as fully certified organic cotton, supporting farmers who are making the shift to more environmentally responsible methods. This not only benefits the planet but also ensures your baby’s skin is wrapped in soft, breathable cotton that’s kinder and gentler from day one.
  • Envelope Neckline – Each baby grow features an envelope neckline, carefully designed to make dressing and undressing simple and fuss-free. The overlapping folds at the shoulders allow the neckline to gently stretch and slip easily over your baby’s head or be pulled down over their shoulders—perfect for those inevitable messy moments. This design ensures maximum comfort for your little one and makes changes quick and easy for parents.
  • Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings - We use self fabric binding at the neckline, cuffs, and leg openings, meaning these trims are made from the same soft cotton as the rest of the garment. This detail gives the baby grow a clean, seamless finish and helps to prevent irritation on sensitive skin. It also adds durability and structure to key areas, so the garment keeps its shape after multiple washes and wears.
  • Bottom Popper Closure - For effortless nappy changes, our baby grows include a bottom popper closure. The neatly placed poppers at the base make it easy to open and close the garment without fully undressing your baby. They're secure enough to stay fastened during wriggly moments, yet quick to open when you need to get the job done fast—saving time, effort, and keeping your little one comfortable.

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Regular price £19.45
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Delivery £4.99 or Free over £50.00

If your baby’s got the swagger of a tennis legend (or you just enjoy some classic court-side banter), this hilarious baby-grow is an absolute ace.

Featuring the cheeky slogan Call me Federer, ’cause I just schooled you, it’s the perfect outfit for parents who love tennis, wit, and showing off their little champion.

Made for comfort and style, this white baby-grow is soft against delicate skin and tough enough to withstand all the crawling, giggling, and cheeky grins.

Whether heading to a baby group or chilling courtside at home, your mini Federer will be serving looks all day long.

Product Features:

  • Soft and breathable 100% cotton

  • Envelope neckline for easy dressing

  • Popper fastening for quick nappy changes

  • Printed design that won't fade in the wash

  • Available in sizes: 0-3, 3-6, 6-9, 9-12, 12-18, and 18-24 months

  • White baby-grow with bold black print

Perfect for:

  • Parents who are obsessed with tennis

  • Funny baby shower or new baby gifts

  • Babies born into sporting households

  • Showing off your little one’s ‘game face’

Game, set, match – your baby's wardrobe became much funnier. Don’t miss out on this smash hit, which is guaranteed to raise a smile (and a few eyebrows). 

Grab yours now before they’re all gone!

Domestic Shipping

UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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Shipment method

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EVRi/DPD/DHL 

2-4 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

International Shipping Policy

International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days.  Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

Shipping rates & delivery estimates

Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

Shipment method

Estimated delivery time

DHL Express

EU 3-5 business days
Rest of the world, 5-8 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

Customs, Duties and Taxes

Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).

Damages

TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.

Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.

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Designed to Last

Made with premium materials and reinforced stitching, every Cows Corner baby grow is built to last. From the high-quality print to the soft, durable cotton fabric, it’s designed to stay comfortable and keep its shape wash after wash. More than just a baby grow, it’s a fun and personal statement, something to wear, enjoy, and share, time and time again.

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Cows Corner baby grows bring humour and personality to every little outfit. Each one features a playful slogan or clever sports-inspired design that’s guaranteed to make people smile. They’re soft, comfortable, and made to stand out, perfect for showing off your baby’s charm and character. Whether you’re buying for your own little one or looking for a fun, thoughtful gift, a Cows Corner baby grow adds a personal touch that’s as adorable and entertaining as the baby wearing it.

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Comfortable All Day Long

Our Cows Corner baby grows are made for comfort, smiles, and everyday adventures. Each one feels soft and gentle against your baby’s skin, keeping its shape wash after wash. Whether it’s nap time, playtime, or cuddle time, our baby grows are designed to feel as good as they look, cute, comfy, and unmistakably Cows Corner.

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Baby Grow Care Guide

To keep your baby grow soft, comfortable, and looking lovely wash after wash, it’s important to follow a gentle care routine. Start by washing it at 30° to protect the delicate fibres and maintain the garment’s shape. Always turn the baby grow inside out before popping it into the machine, as this helps preserve any prints and keeps the outer fabric looking fresh. Wash it alongside similar colours to avoid any unwanted colour transfer, especially with lighter shades. After washing, skip the tumble dryer and let the baby grow air dry naturally, as this is far kinder to the fabric and helps it stay snug and cosy for longer. With a little care and attention, your baby grow will stay beautifully soft and ready to be worn time and time again.

Call Me Federer ’Cause I Just Schooled You FAQs


What sizes is this baby-grow available in?

Our ‘Call me Federer, ’cause I just schooled you’ baby-grow comes in the following sizes: 0–3 months, 3–6 months, 6–9 months, 9-12 months, 12–18 months, and 18–24 months.

What material is the baby-grow made from?

It’s made from soft, breathable 100% cotton – perfect for delicate baby skin and comfy enough for all-day wear.

Is the print safe for baby’s skin and will it fade?

Yes – the print is non-toxic, baby-safe, and designed to stay bold wash after wash, so it’ll keep its charm even after many spins in the machine.

How should I wash the baby-grow?

We recommend washing at 30°C with similar colours. It’s best to turn it inside out before washing and avoid tumble drying to help preserve the print.

Is this a good gift for tennis-loving parents?

Absolutely – it’s a brilliant gift for tennis fans who appreciate a good pun and want to dress their baby in something that’s both cute and full of character.

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‘Call Me Federer, ’Cause I Just Schooled You’ Baby-Grow

Looking for a hilarious and unique gift for tennis-mad parents? Our ‘Call Me Federer, ’Cause I Just Schooled You’ baby-grow is the perfect blend of sporty banter and adorable style.

Designed for babies born into households where Wimbledon gets more attention than the weather forecast, this baby-grow is a smash hit for new arrivals with a cheeky sense of humour (or parents who definitely have one).

This white baby-grow combines comfort, quality, and a playful slogan that’s guaranteed to turn heads – whether you’re at the tennis club, a baby shower, or just showing off your little champ at soft play.

With sizes ranging from newborn to two years, it's a fun and practical piece for everyday wear or a standout gift for any tennis-obsessed family.

Product Features

  • Premium 100% soft cotton for maximum comfort
  • Envelope neckline for easy dressing and fuss-free changes
  • Three popper fastenings at the bottom for quick nappy access
  • High-quality print that stays sharp and bold after every wash
  • Classic white colour with striking black design
  • Available in sizes: 0–3, 3–6, 6–9, 9-12, 12–18, and 18–24 months

Perfect For

  • Tennis-mad mums and dads who want to share their passion with their baby
  • Baby showers and gender-neutral gift hampers with a sporty twist
  • Newborn and first birthday presents for families who live for the Grand Slams
  • Sporty households looking to raise the next Centre Court superstar
  • Parents who love a bit of tennis-themed banter in their baby's wardrobe

Whether it’s for a giggle or a grand gesture, this baby-grow makes a brilliant gift that serves up personality and playfulness in equal measure. It’s fun, it’s practical, and it’s got that championship-winning charm.

Order yours today and ace your gift game!