Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
If cricket banter gets better with age, this funny birthday cricket hoodie is right on the money. Featuring the cheeky slogan “Old, Bold & Still Looking for a Decent Length. Happy Birthday”, it perfectly captures that familiar mix of birthday humour and lifelong cricket obsession. It is playful, confident and just the right side of rude, making it a brilliant birthday gift for anyone who still judges life by line and length, even if the legs are not quite as quick as they used to be.
Designed for comfort as well as laughs, this hoodie is ideal for relaxed days, match days, trips to the pub, or simply winding up teammates and mates who know exactly what a decent length should look like. Whether it is worn while watching cricket, heading down to the club or enjoying a birthday pint, it always raises a smile and sparks instant banter.
Product Features
• Soft and comfortable fabric that is ideal for everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that is easy to wear all day
• Bold and clear slogan that stays readable wash after wash
• Durable design made to handle regular use
• Available in white, yellow and red
Perfect For
• Cricket lovers who appreciate sharp birthday banter
• Club players, weekend warriors and lifelong fans
• Friends or family members who never stop talking about line and length
• Birthday gifts that are funny without trying too hard
• Anyone who enjoys a laugh alongside their love of cricket
If you are looking for a birthday gift that feels personal, funny and guaranteed to get a laugh, this funny birthday cricket hoodie ticks every box. It is comfortable, memorable and packed with cricket humour, making it a gift they will enjoy wearing long after the candles are blown out.
Add it to your basket and give them a birthday present that delivers proper laughs and proper cricket banter in one go.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
This hoodie is available in white, yellow and red. All colours feature the same bold slogan design.
Yes, the hoodie has a unisex fit that works well for all cricket lovers, regardless of gender.
The slogan is professionally printed using durable methods to ensure it stays clear and bold after washing.
No, the print is made to last. It stays sharp and readable even after multiple washes.
Yes, the hoodie can be washed in the machine. We recommend washing it inside out at 30 degrees to protect the design.
For cricket lovers who still judge life by line and length, this funny cricket birthday hoodie is a cheeky celebration of ageing with attitude. Featuring the slogan “Old, Bold and Still Looking for a Decent Length. Happy Birthday”, it delivers laughs, nods of recognition and instant banter from the moment it’s unwrapped. Whether they’re still opening the bowling or just opening another birthday pint, this hoodie brings cricket humour to every milestone.
At Cows Corner, we know that birthdays deserve more than a generic gift. That’s why this hoodie is made with soft, premium fabric and a relaxed fit that’s perfect for pub days, match days or taking the mick out of your mates. The print stays sharp wash after wash, and the design is made to handle everyday wear with ease. This isn’t just another novelty top, it’s a proper hoodie for people who actually love the game.
Whether you're buying for your dad, your mate from the club or the teammate who insists they’re still match fit, this funny cricket birthday hoodie is an affordable and memorable gift. It's available to order online with quick delivery and a secure checkout process. With limited stock for this design, now’s the time to add it to your basket and give them something they’ll actually wear long after the candles have gone out.
There’s no need to settle for something bland when you can get a hoodie that actually hits the stumps. This funny cricket birthday hoodie offers the best value for fans who appreciate wit and wearability. It’s a brilliant standalone gift or can be part of a larger birthday bundle for even more laughs. Every design is exclusive to Cows Corner and made right here in the UK.
Shopping for someone else? Use our gift boxing service at checkout and we’ll send the hoodie straight to the recipient, perfectly packed and ready to cause a stir. We remove all pricing and include a premium box so it lands with maximum impact. Buy online now and make their birthday one to remember with a present that’s full of personality and proper cricket charm.
Funny, affordable and made to last, this is a birthday hoodie that knocks it out of the park.