Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
If birthday banter is as important as a decent middle, this funny birthday cricket hoodie delivers a knowing grin straight down the pitch. Featuring the cheeky slogan “Happy Birthday! May Your Balls Be Shiny and Your Wood Be Hard.” it leans fully into classic cricket innuendo that true fans will instantly appreciate. It is bold, tongue-in-cheek and unapologetically playful, making it the kind of gift that gets a laugh the moment it is read.
Designed for cricket lovers who enjoy a bit of cheeky humour, this hoodie is perfect for celebrating another year older without taking things too seriously. Whether it is worn at the club, down the pub with mates or while watching a match on the sofa, it is guaranteed to raise smiles and spark a bit of friendly banter.
Product Features
• Soft and comfortable hoodie designed for everyday wear
• High-quality print that stays sharp wash after wash
• Relaxed fit that is easy to throw on and wear all day
• Available in black, yellow and red
• Designed as a fun birthday gift for cricket lovers
Perfect for
• Cricket players who love a bit of dressing room humour
• Fans who live for cricket banter and inside jokes
• Birthday gifts for mates, teammates or club legends
• Anyone who enjoys a cheeky cricket-themed laugh
If you are looking for a birthday gift that stands out from the usual socks and bottles, this funny cricket hoodie ticks every box. It is comfortable, memorable and packed with personality, making it a brilliant way to celebrate another year with a smile.
Add it to your basket today and give them a birthday laugh they will not forget.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Yes the print is high quality and designed to stay sharp wash after wash without fading or cracking.
Absolutely. The relaxed fit makes it comfortable and flattering for anyone who loves cricket and a bit of cheeky humour.
It combines comfort with classic cricket innuendo making it a fun and memorable gift that stands out from the usual.
Yes it has a relaxed fit and is true to size. If you prefer a looser feel consider sizing up.Does the hoodie have a front pocket?
Yes it features a classic kangaroo pocket which is great for keeping hands warm or holding small items.
Score laughs with this funny cricket birthday hoodie that bowls over boring gifts and knocks birthday banter for six. Whether you’re shopping for a club legend, your favourite teammate or a mate who lives for dressing room humour, this cheeky hoodie hits the stumps with classic innuendo and standout style. Featuring the line “Happy Birthday! May Your Balls Be Shiny and Your Wood Be Hard.”, it delivers unapologetic cricket wit that fans instantly recognise and love.
At Cows Corner, we know that birthdays deserve more than a pint and a card. This hoodie is made for the cricket lover who takes the mickey as seriously as the match. From the clubhouse to the sofa, it’s the perfect mix of comfort, humour and personality. Whether you’re looking to shop online for a one-of-a-kind birthday surprise or just fancy a good laugh, this is a new arrival designed to stand out from the usual.
This funny cricket birthday hoodie is more than just a laugh, it’s made for everyday comfort with details that cricket fans will actually appreciate. Available in black, yellow and red, it’s built to be thrown on at the pub, worn to weekend fixtures or gifted at surprise parties. The high-quality print won’t fade after a few washes, so the joke lasts just as long as the laughs. And with a relaxed fit, it’s as easy to wear as it is to gift.
Forget socks, bottles and boring birthday bundles, this hoodie delivers something far better: a laugh they’ll actually remember. Cricket fans love a bit of dressing room humour, and this slogan hits that sweet spot between cheeky and clever. It’s the ideal way to say happy birthday without going soft, and makes a fun statement whether worn on match day or during a night out with the team.
Need a birthday gift that brings instant smiles? This funny cricket hoodie is ready to order today. With limited stock and fast dispatch from our UK HQ, you can send it straight to their doorstep with the option to add premium gift boxing at checkout. It’s perfect for those last-minute legends who always leave the shopping to the day before.
We’re not just selling hoodies, we’re celebrating everything brilliant about British sport. At Cows Corner, we specialise in unique products made in the UK that bring humour, personality and proper banter to life’s biggest milestones. Each item is part of our exclusive collection, designed by our in-house team and made for fans who get it.
This funny cricket birthday hoodie joins our growing range of top-quality sports products that are as fun to give as they are to receive. Whether you’re shopping for a birthday, a team celebration or just because, this design guarantees laughs, comfort and great value all in one.
If you’re looking for a birthday present that’s a step above the usual, this hoodie delivers personality, humour and all-day wearability in one easy win. It’s available to order now, with options to send direct or bundle it into a larger gift. With Cows Corner, the joke always lands and the fit always delivers.