Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
If birthday banter is best served with a big dose of cricket humour, this funny birthday cricket hoodie delivers it straight down the ground. Featuring the bold slogan “You Used to be a Heavy Hitter. Now you’ve Just Got Heavy Tits.” it is unapologetically cheeky and made for cricket lovers who can take a joke and give one straight back. It plays perfectly on classic cricket terminology with a grown-up twist, making it a guaranteed laugh at birthday celebrations, in the clubhouse or down the pub.
This hoodie is all about comfort as well as comedy. Easy to wear and designed for everyday life, it works just as well on match days and weekends as it does for birthday drinks or winding up mates who know their cover drive is not quite what it used to be.
If your gift needs to raise eyebrows, laughs, and a few knowing smirks from fellow cricketers, this one hits the sweet spot.
Product Features
• Soft and comfortable fabric designed for all-day wear
• Relaxed fit that works well for casual outfits and laid-back weekends
• Bold slogan that stays clear and readable wash after wash
• Made to keep its shape and colour over time
• Available in black, yellow and red
Perfect For
• Cricket lovers with a sharp sense of humour
• Birthday gifts that are cheeky, confident and full of banter
• Teammates, mates or family members who love cricket jokes
• Anyone who enjoys pub humour and classic cricket innuendo
• Celebrating birthdays with laughs rather than polite smiles
If you are looking for a birthday gift that stands out from the usual safe options, this funny cricket hoodie is the one. It is bold, memorable and guaranteed to get a reaction the moment it is opened.
Add it to your basket and give them a birthday they will laugh about long after the candles are blown out.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
This hoodie is available in black, yellow and red.
Yes, the relaxed fit and unisex design make it suitable for all genders.
No, the slogan is made to stay clear and readable even after multiple washes.
Yes, it is an ideal gift for anyone who loves cricket and has a cheeky sense of humour.
Yes, you can choose to send it directly to the recipient and even add gift boxing at checkout.
If you're searching for a funny cricket birthday hoodie that delivers classic banter with a modern edge, this one hits the middle of the bat. Featuring the hilarious slogan “You Used to be a Heavy Hitter. Now you’ve Just Got Heavy Tits,” it's a bold statement for anyone who enjoys winding up teammates, celebrating birthdays with proper laughs or delivering top-drawer clubhouse chat.
This hoodie combines laid-back comfort with unapologetic humour, making it the ultimate birthday gift for cricket fans who aren’t afraid to dish it out or take it back. Whether it’s worn to birthday drinks, a pub session after the match or just lounging on the weekend, it offers all-day wearability with a cheeky twist.
At Cows Corner, we understand the value of a well-timed joke, especially one that lives on long after the last pint is poured. That’s why this funny cricket birthday hoodie was made with both laughs and longevity in mind. The print stays sharp and readable wash after wash, while the relaxed fit ensures it’s as easy to wear as it is to laugh at. It’s available in three bold colourways: black, yellow and red, all designed to make a statement.
Don’t settle for a forgettable gift. This hoodie is available now and ready to raise a few eyebrows, whether you’re treating a long-time opening partner or a mate who can’t hit it off the square anymore. With premium materials and UK-made quality, it offers standout value at an affordable price. Limited stock available so order today and make their birthday one to remember.
Whether they’re more village than international these days, this hoodie will get a laugh before the wrapping paper even hits the floor. It’s the ideal way to remind them they might be past their prime but still top of the banter order.
From the first delivery of the day to the final toast at night, this funny cricket birthday hoodie delivers on laughs and longevity. It’s not just a novelty, it’s a proper piece of birthday kit made to be worn, shared and laughed over again and again.
This exclusive design is part of our sports-themed birthday range and is currently in stock. Shop online now for fast delivery across the UK. Whether you’re sending direct to the recipient or preparing for a big birthday night out, we’ve got you covered. Add our premium gift boxing at checkout to make it even more special. We remove pricing info, pack it up smartly and send it straight to their door ready to be unwrapped.
At Cows Corner, we’re all about helping fans celebrate life’s wins with personality, quality and a proper sense of humour. From sideline banter to milestone birthdays, our original UK-made products turn everyday moments into stories worth telling.
Add to cart, give the gift of laughter and make this birthday a classic innings.