Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
If birthday banter is best served with a knowing smile and a love of the game, this funny birthday cricket hoodie delivers it straight down the pitch. Featuring the cheeky slogan “Retired Hurt? No, just too old to find the ‘Sweet Spot’ Happy Birthday”, it perfectly captures that familiar moment when the timing is still there, but the body is not quite as cooperative. It is witty, light-hearted and packed with classic cricket humour that true fans will instantly relate to.
This hoodie is designed to celebrate another year older with a laugh rather than taking things too seriously. Comfortable, easy to wear and full of personality, it is ideal for birthday celebrations at the cricket club, down the pub with mates or simply for everyday wear when a bit of cricket banter is always welcome. Available in white, yellow and red, it makes a standout gift that feels personal, playful and right on the mark.
Product Features
• Soft and comfortable hoodie designed for everyday wear
• Funny cricket birthday slogan that true fans will appreciate
• High-quality print that keeps its colour and character
• Relaxed fit that is easy to wear and layer
• Available in white, yellow and red
Perfect for
• Cricket lovers who enjoy classic banter
• Birthday gifts for players, fans and club legends
• Mates who can laugh at getting a year older
• Anyone who still talks a good game, even if the sweet spot is harder to find
If you are looking for a birthday gift that goes beyond the usual and delivers a proper laugh, this funny cricket birthday hoodie is a brilliant choice. It is comfortable, memorable and guaranteed to raise a smile the moment it is opened.
Add it to your basket today and give a gift that celebrates cricket, character and getting older with a grin.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Yes, the design and fit are unisex, so it works well for any cricket fan who enjoys a bit of birthday banter.
No, the high quality print is made to last. Just follow the care instructions and it will stay sharp and bold.
Absolutely. It’s perfect for club socials, match days or just showing off your love of the game down the pub.
It’s one of our best sellers for a reason. With a cheeky message and a comfy fit, it’s a great gift for anyone who loves cricket and can laugh at getting a year older.
Yes, we offer direct delivery anywhere in the UK. Just enter their address at checkout and we’ll do the rest.
Looking for the perfect funny cricket birthday hoodie that delivers classic banter and a winning smile? This witty and comfortable hoodie hits the mark for cricket lovers celebrating another innings in style. With its cheeky slogan and easy-to-wear fit, it’s a standout gift that gets better with every wear. Whether you're shopping for a club legend, your favourite teammate or the mate who always talks a good game, this hoodie is made to raise a laugh and hit the sweet spot.
Featuring the line “Retired Hurt? No, just too old to find the ‘Sweet Spot’ Happy Birthday”, this hoodie brings together love for the game and a dose of self-aware humour. It captures the moment every cricketer knows, when the brain still sees the shot but the body’s not quite keeping up. It’s light-hearted, relatable and ideal for birthday celebrations that don’t take things too seriously.
This funny cricket birthday hoodie is made from soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort, whether you're wearing it to the clubhouse, out for birthday drinks or simply lounging around. The high-quality print stands up to regular washes, keeping the humour sharp and the colours bold.
Available in white, yellow and red, this hoodie suits all styles and makes a brilliant birthday gift for cricket fans of all ages. At Cows Corner, we’ve designed it for easy sizing, a relaxed fit and everyday wear. Whether you're ordering for yourself or sending it directly as a surprise, it's in stock and ready for quick delivery across the UK.
We offer exclusive access to our full cricket-themed collection, and for a limited time you can get yours with special pricing. Add to cart and enjoy secure checkout with no hassle, it’s the simplest way to gift some banter and celebrate another year at the crease.
At Cows Corner, we don’t do boring. We believe every celebration deserves a bit of mischief and originality. That’s why our products are made in the UK with designs you won’t find on the high street. This funny cricket birthday hoodie reflects everything we stand for, personal, playful and packed with sporting spirit. We only use premium materials, and every item is printed locally to ensure it arrives ready to impress.
Looking for more gift inspiration? Explore our full birthday range and shop online with confidence. Our fast, direct delivery and optional gift boxing make it easy to send something special, even if you can’t be there in person. Don’t miss out, this popular design is available now, but with limited stock it won’t be around forever.
Celebrate with laughs, style and a bit of sideline sass, only at Cows Corner.