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  • The Ultimate Cheeky Gift: A hilarious, laugh-out-loud birthday present for the cricketer who loves a bit of classic double entendre.
  • Heavyweight Pavilion Warmth: Premium, ultra-soft fleece to keep them cosy while they wait to bat or celebrate at the bar.
  • Legendary Clubhouse Sledging: A wickedly clever slogan guaranteed to be the highlight of the post-match birthday drinks.
  • Durable UK Quality: Expertly printed in the UK to stay bold and vibrant through every wash and every "misinterpreted" joke.
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  • The Ultimate Milestone Birthday Gift: A brilliant choice for the veteran cricketer who has spent decades searching for the middle of the bat and is now celebrating another year of "character building" on the pitch.
  • Heavyweight Pavilion Comfort: Crafted from premium, ultra-soft fleece to keep the birthday boy warm and cosy while he watches the game from the boundary, safely retired from the physical demands of a quick single.
  • Relatable Cricket Banter: Features a witty slogan that perfectly captures the frustration of every aging player, it’s not a lack of talent, it’s just that the "sweet spot" seems to get smaller with every passing birthday.
  • Premium UK Quality: Expertly printed in the UK with a high-quality finish designed to stay bold and vibrant, surviving every wash and every post-match celebration at the clubhouse bar.

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Perfect Birthday Gift for any Cricket Fan

Buying for someone who lives for match day, talks cricket non stop and still claims they would have made it if not for a dodgy knee? This is the kind of birthday gift that gets a proper laugh.

Spot on for:

  • The mate who never misses a match or a highlight reel
  • The partner who plans weekends around fixtures and scorecards
  • Village cricketers and Sunday league legends who still love the banter
  • Coaches, captains and clubhouse experts with plenty to say

Order from Cows Corner and send it straight to them, so last minute cricket birthday gifting stays easy, fun and completely stress free.

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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and made to last.

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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.

That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.

Len, founder of Cows Corner
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”

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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”

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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”

– Kirsty Holgate


Key Hoodie Features
  • Cotton-faced fabric – Smooth feel, vibrant prints, and everyday comfort.
  • Brushed back fleece lining – Provides warmth, softness, and breathability.
  • Raglan sleeves – Sporty style and unrestricted movement.
  • Lined hood with cross-neck detail – Adds structure, warmth, and modern design.
  • Taped neck – Prevents irritation and reinforces durability.
  • Half-moon back yoke – Improves fit and maintains long-lasting shape.
  • Front pouch pocket with reinforced stitching – Convenient storage and added warmth.
  • 2x2 ribbed cuffs and hem – Flexible comfort and a secure fit.

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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it.

If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep.


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We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.


About This item

  • Cotton Faced Fabric - Our funny printed hoodies are made from high-quality cotton-faced fabric, providing a smooth, soft surface that’s perfect for vibrant, long-lasting prints. This fabric ensures that designs remain crisp and eye-catching, making your hoodie stand out with bold graphics and witty slogans. The cotton face also adds a luxurious feel, making it comfortable to wear all day, whether you're lounging at home or making a statement out and about.
  • Brushed Back Fleece – Nothing beats the warmth and comfort of brushed back fleece, and that’s exactly what our hoodies deliver. The inside of the hoodie features a soft, plush fleece lining that provides extra insulation while remaining lightweight. This makes it an ideal choice for chilly days, keeping you snug without feeling heavy or bulky. The fleece backing not only enhances warmth but also adds to the hoodie’s overall softness. It’s the kind of hoodie you’ll reach for time and time again—whether you're braving the cold, enjoying a lazy weekend, or simply layering up for a casual look. The brushed texture also enhances breathability, ensuring you stay comfortable whether indoors or outdoors.
  • Raglan Sleeves - Designed for both style and ease of movement, our hoodies feature classic raglan sleeves. This design extends the sleeve up to the collar, creating a relaxed, sporty look while allowing greater freedom of motion. It’s perfect for those who love an effortlessly casual fit or need a hoodie that moves with them throughout the day. The raglan sleeve construction also enhances durability, reducing seam strain in the shoulder area. Whether you're lounging, layering up, or out and about, this design keeps things comfortable without restricting your range of motion. Plus, it adds a subtle athletic touch, making our hoodies not just funny, but functional too!
  • Lined Hood with Cross Neck Detail - A hoodie isn't complete without a cozy hood, and ours is lined for extra warmth and structure. The lining enhances durability and ensures a comfortable feel against the skin, while also giving the hood a premium, finished look. No flimsy, misshapen hoods here—just a perfectly structured one that sits well whether up or down. The cross-neck detail adds an extra design touch, giving your hoodie a unique and modern look. This stylish overlap at the neckline not only enhances the overall appearance but also provides additional warmth by keeping drafts at bay. Whether you wear it for warmth or just to complete your outfit, this hood has both fashion and function covered.
  • Taped Neck - The taped neck feature in our hoodies adds both comfort and durability. A soft fabric strip is sewn along the inside seam at the back of the neckline, preventing irritation and reinforcing the structure. This means no scratchy seams, just a smooth and comfortable feel against your skin. Beyond comfort, the taped neck also enhances the hoodie's longevity. By reinforcing the seam, it reduces the risk of stretching or fraying over time, ensuring your hoodie maintains its perfect fit and structure even after repeated wear and washes. It’s a small but mighty feature that makes a big difference in quality.
  • Half Moon Back Yoke - A hidden detail that contributes to both fit and durability, the half-moon back yoke adds reinforcement to the upper back section of the hoodie. This extra fabric piece helps maintain the hoodie's shape while providing a smoother, more comfortable fit across the shoulders. Not only does this feature improve the overall structure of the hoodie, but it also gives a high-quality, finished look inside. It’s a subtle yet significant design choice that elevates the hoodie beyond basic styles, ensuring you get the perfect balance of comfort, durability, and premium craftsmanship.
  • Front Pouch Pocket - A hoodie essential, the front pouch pocket is as practical as it is cozy. Designed for both functionality and warmth, it provides a convenient space to store small items like your phone, keys, or wallet while on the go. And, of course, it doubles as the perfect hand-warmer for those colder days! The reinforced stitching ensures durability, so whether you’re using the pocket for storage or just to keep your hands warm, it holds up without sagging. Plus, the clean, well-structured design makes sure it sits flush against the hoodie, maintaining a stylish and streamlined look.
  • 2x2 Cotton/Elastane Ribbed Cuffs and Hem - Comfort meets flexibility with the 2x2 cotton/elastane ribbed cuffs and hem. This design ensures a snug but comfortable fit, keeping the sleeves and hem in place without feeling restrictive. Whether you're on the move or lounging, the ribbed edges provide just the right amount of stretch for an effortless fit. In addition to providing a better fit, the ribbed cuffs and hem enhance durability by preventing fraying and stretching over time. This means your hoodie stays looking great and feeling comfortable for longer, no matter how often you wear it. It’s the perfect blend of style, function, and long-lasting quality.

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Made with premium materials and reinforced stitching, every Cows Corner hoodie is built to last. From the smooth, high-quality print to the durable cotton blend fabric, it’s designed to handle everyday wear while keeping its shape and softness. More than just a hoodie, it’s a fun and personal statement, something to wear, enjoy, and share, time and time again.

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Cows Corner hoodies combine humour and personality in every stitch. Each design brings a playful twist to everyday wear, featuring witty slogans and clever sports-inspired phrases that make people smile. They’re not just warm and comfortable, they’re conversation starters that show off your sense of humour and individuality. Whether you’re buying one for yourself or as a fun, thoughtful gift for someone special, a Cows Corner hoodie adds a personal touch that’s as unique and entertaining as the person wearing it.

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Our Cows Corner hoodies are designed to keep you warm, comfortable, and ready for anything. With a soft brushed interior and a relaxed fit, they’re perfect for chilly mornings, laid-back weekends, or everyday wear. The fabric feels smooth on the outside and cosy on the inside, giving you that all-day comfort you’ll never want to take off.

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Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.

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If birthday banter is best served with a knowing smile and a love of the game, this funny birthday cricket hoodie delivers it straight down the pitch. Featuring the cheeky slogan “Retired Hurt? No, just too old to find the ‘Sweet Spot’ Happy Birthday”, it perfectly captures that familiar moment when the timing is still there, but the body is not quite as cooperative. It is witty, light-hearted and packed with classic cricket humour that true fans will instantly relate to.

This hoodie is designed to celebrate another year older with a laugh rather than taking things too seriously. Comfortable, easy to wear and full of personality, it is ideal for birthday celebrations at the cricket club, down the pub with mates or simply for everyday wear when a bit of cricket banter is always welcome. Available in white, yellow and red, it makes a standout gift that feels personal, playful and right on the mark.

Product Features
• Soft and comfortable hoodie designed for everyday wear
• Funny cricket birthday slogan that true fans will appreciate
• High-quality print that keeps its colour and character
• Relaxed fit that is easy to wear and layer
• Available in white, yellow and red

Perfect for
• Cricket lovers who enjoy classic banter
• Birthday gifts for players, fans and club legends
• Mates who can laugh at getting a year older
• Anyone who still talks a good game, even if the sweet spot is harder to find

If you are looking for a birthday gift that goes beyond the usual and delivers a proper laugh, this funny cricket birthday hoodie is a brilliant choice. It is comfortable, memorable and guaranteed to raise a smile the moment it is opened.

Add it to your basket today and give a gift that celebrates cricket, character and getting older with a grin.

Cows Corner Product Specifications

Cows Corner T-shirt specification.

Manufacturer code

AT001J

Commodity Code

6109100010

Country of origin

Bangladesh

Material

Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose.

Colour

Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.

 

*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability.  An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.

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UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

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All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
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All orders are processed within 1-2 business days.  Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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Hoodie Care Guide

To keep your hoodie looking fresh and feeling premium, always wash it inside out at 30°C with similar colours, then hang it up to air dry naturally rather than using a tumble dryer. If it needs an iron, use a cool setting and avoid going over any prints or embroidery. Steer clear of bleach, harsh detergents, and dry cleaning to protect the fabric. This jumper is made from heavyweight cotton-rich material, so with the right care it will stay comfortable, durable, and ready to serve you time and time again.

Retired Hurt? No, just too old to find the 'Sweet Spot' Happy Birthday FAQs


Is the hoodie suitable for both men and women?

Yes, the design and fit are unisex, so it works well for any cricket fan who enjoys a bit of birthday banter.

Will the print fade after washing?

No, the high quality print is made to last. Just follow the care instructions and it will stay sharp and bold.

Can I wear this hoodie to the cricket club?

Absolutely. It’s perfect for club socials, match days or just showing off your love of the game down the pub.

Is this hoodie a good birthday gift?

It’s one of our best sellers for a reason. With a cheeky message and a comfy fit, it’s a great gift for anyone who loves cricket and can laugh at getting a year older.

Can I send this hoodie directly to someone else?

Yes, we offer direct delivery anywhere in the UK. Just enter their address at checkout and we’ll do the rest.

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Funny cricket birthday hoodie for fans who love a good laugh

Looking for the perfect funny cricket birthday hoodie that delivers classic banter and a winning smile? This witty and comfortable hoodie hits the mark for cricket lovers celebrating another innings in style. With its cheeky slogan and easy-to-wear fit, it’s a standout gift that gets better with every wear. Whether you're shopping for a club legend, your favourite teammate or the mate who always talks a good game, this hoodie is made to raise a laugh and hit the sweet spot.

Cheeky cricket birthday slogan that gets a laugh every time

Featuring the line “Retired Hurt? No, just too old to find the ‘Sweet Spot’ Happy Birthday”, this hoodie brings together love for the game and a dose of self-aware humour. It captures the moment every cricketer knows, when the brain still sees the shot but the body’s not quite keeping up. It’s light-hearted, relatable and ideal for birthday celebrations that don’t take things too seriously.

This funny cricket birthday hoodie is made from soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort, whether you're wearing it to the clubhouse, out for birthday drinks or simply lounging around. The high-quality print stands up to regular washes, keeping the humour sharp and the colours bold.

Shop online today for the best value birthday gift

Available in white, yellow and red, this hoodie suits all styles and makes a brilliant birthday gift for cricket fans of all ages. At Cows Corner, we’ve designed it for easy sizing, a relaxed fit and everyday wear. Whether you're ordering for yourself or sending it directly as a surprise, it's in stock and ready for quick delivery across the UK.

We offer exclusive access to our full cricket-themed collection, and for a limited time you can get yours with special pricing. Add to cart and enjoy secure checkout with no hassle, it’s the simplest way to gift some banter and celebrate another year at the crease.

Made for fans who still talk a good game

  • Soft and comfortable hoodie made for everyday wear
  • Funny cricket birthday slogan that true fans will appreciate
  • Relaxed fit that layers easily and looks great on everyone
  • High-quality print that keeps its colour and character
  • Available in white, yellow and red

Perfect for:

  • Cricket fans who appreciate proper birthday banter
  • Players, mates and club regulars who love a laugh
  • Gifting to the one who’s still got the timing but not the knees
  • Anyone who knows the off-side rule better than their own birthday

Why order from Cows Corner?

At Cows Corner, we don’t do boring. We believe every celebration deserves a bit of mischief and originality. That’s why our products are made in the UK with designs you won’t find on the high street. This funny cricket birthday hoodie reflects everything we stand for, personal, playful and packed with sporting spirit. We only use premium materials, and every item is printed locally to ensure it arrives ready to impress.

Looking for more gift inspiration? Explore our full birthday range and shop online with confidence. Our fast, direct delivery and optional gift boxing make it easy to send something special, even if you can’t be there in person. Don’t miss out, this popular design is available now, but with limited stock it won’t be around forever.

Celebrate with laughs, style and a bit of sideline sass, only at Cows Corner.