Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
If birthday banter is as important as a decent opening stand, this funny birthday cricket hoodie delivers a laugh straight off the mark. Featuring the playful slogan “Happy Birthday! You’re Officially Too Old for a Quick Single”, it perfectly sums up that moment when experience replaces speed and everyone knows it. Packed with classic cricket humour, it is light hearted, relatable and ideal for anyone who still loves the game, even if the legs are not quite what they used to be.
This hoodie is designed to be worn with pride on the big day and well beyond it. Whether it is pulled on for a trip to the cricket club, a birthday pint with mates or a relaxed day watching the match, it always raises a smile and sparks a bit of friendly ribbing. Comfortable, easy to wear and full of personality, it makes ageing feel like part of the fun rather than something to hide from.
Product Features
• Soft and comfortable fabric for everyday wear
• Easy fit that is ideal for relaxed days and casual outings
• Bold slogan that stays clear and readable wash after wash
• Designed to keep its shape and colour over time
• Available in black, yellow and red
Perfect For
• Cricket lovers who enjoy a bit of birthday banter
• Players and fans who know the pain of losing a quick single
• Teammates, mates and club legends with a good sense of humour
• Birthday gifts that stand out and get a proper laugh
If you are looking for a birthday gift that feels personal, funny and guaranteed to be worn, this hoodie ticks all the boxes. It celebrates a love of cricket, embraces getting older with a grin and delivers humour that only true fans will fully appreciate.
Add it to your basket today and give a birthday present that will be talked about long after the candles are blown out.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
It is made from a soft cotton blend that feels great against the skin and holds its shape well after washing.
Yes, it is ideal for layering in colder months and light enough to wear on its own during milder weather.
No, the print is made to last. It stays sharp and readable wash after wash when you follow the care instructions.
Absolutely. The slogan gets a proper laugh from anyone who knows what it means to lose a quick single.
Yes, you can choose direct delivery at checkout. Gift boxing is also available to make it extra special.
Celebrate getting older with a laugh in this funny cricket birthday hoodie that’s made for sports fans who don’t mind slowing down a bit. Featuring the witty slogan “Happy Birthday! You’re Officially Too Old for a Quick Single”, it turns cricket banter into birthday gold. Whether it’s worn at the clubhouse, the pub or during a match day chill, this hoodie delivers a smile with every wear.
At Cows Corner, we know that the best birthday gifts mix humour, heart and a bit of sporting truth. This hoodie gets a proper laugh because it hits home for every cricket lover whose quick single days are behind them. It's not just funny – it's relatable. Light-hearted and easy to wear, it makes a great conversation starter that turns ageing into part of the fun. And because it's made from soft fabric with a relaxed fit, it feels just as good as it looks.
This isn’t just a novelty hoodie. It’s made to be worn again and again, not just on the big day. The slogan is bold and stays clear wash after wash, while the fit is relaxed enough for everything from match-day lounging to catching up with teammates. Available in standout black, yellow and red, it suits every cricket fan’s style and spirit. With premium stitching and fabric that holds its shape over time, it’s as dependable as a veteran middle-order batsman.
This hoodie was made for those who know the game, love the game and aren’t afraid to laugh at themselves. Whether they’re still playing or have hung up the whites, this gift hits the sweet spot between celebration and comedy. It’s available online now and ready for same-day shipping in the UK, with limited stock during peak birthday season. Looking for something that’s affordable, funny and full of personality? This is one of our best value birthday hoodies for cricket fans and it’s in stock and ready to order today.
Shop online at Cows Corner and give someone a birthday hoodie that hits the stumps and the funny bone. It’s a brilliant present for fans who prefer to be run out in style than left out of the fun. Add to cart today and get ready to hear the laughs roll in. With our fast delivery, secure checkout and hassle-free returns, it’s never been easier to find the perfect funny birthday hoodie for cricket fans who’ve still got the passion, even if the legs have slowed down a bit.
This new arrival won’t hang about for long. Whether it’s a birthday surprise or a planned gift from the whole team, get yours now before the final whistle sounds. At Cows Corner, we make sports-themed products that make people smile – because getting older should always be celebrated with a bit of banter and a hoodie you’ll actually want to wear.