Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Buying for someone who lives for match day, talks cricket non stop and still claims they would have made it if not for a dodgy knee? This is the kind of birthday gift that gets a proper laugh. Spot on for: Order from Cows Corner and send it straight to them, so last minute cricket birthday gifting stays easy, fun and completely stress free.
Perfect Birthday Gift for any Cricket Fan
UK Delivery
£4.99 standard delivery, or free on orders over £50.00
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and made to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Learn More About Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
If birthday banter and a love of cricket go hand in hand, this Funny Cricket T shirt is right on the money. Featuring the cheeky slogan “Happy Birthday! May your wood be firm and your balls stay red.” it leans into classic cricket humour that fans instantly recognise. Playful, bold and unapologetically tongue-in-cheek, it is the kind of gift that raises a laugh before the cake is even cut.
Made for cricket lovers who enjoy a bit of friendly banter, this T-shirt is ideal for celebrating another year older without taking things too seriously. Whether it is worn at the club, down the pub with mates or as a talking point on the big day itself, it delivers humour that only true fans will fully appreciate. Available in black, yellow and red, it is easy to match with everyday outfits while still standing out for all the right reasons.
Product Features
• Soft and comfortable fabric designed for everyday wear
• Classic fit that suits casual birthdays and relaxed social occasions
• High-quality print that keeps the slogan looking sharp wash after wash
• Available in black, yellow and red to suit different styles and personalities
• Easy to style with jeans, shorts or joggers
Perfect for
• Cricket lovers who enjoy cheeky birthday banter
• Mates, teammates or club legends who can take a joke
• Birthday gifts that stand out from the usual cards and socks
• Anyone who appreciates classic cricket humour with a playful twist
If you are looking for a birthday gift that feels personal, funny and guaranteed to get a reaction, this Funny Cricket T-shirt ticks all the boxes. It is light-hearted, memorable and made for people who love the game as much as they love a laugh.
Add it to your basket today and give a birthday gift that will be talked about long after the candles are blown out.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
The cheeky slogan is printed using high-quality techniques to ensure it stays sharp and vibrant wash after wash.
Not easily. We use premium printing that holds up well even after multiple washes. For best results, wash inside out on a cool setting.
Yes, the fit is unisex and works well for anyone who enjoys cricket humour and a relaxed style. Just pick the size that suits best.
Absolutely. You can choose our gift boxing option at checkout and we will send it straight to the recipient with no pricing info included.
It captures the humour, tradition and cheeky charm of cricket in a way that feels fun and personal. It is made for people who love the game and a good laugh, all in one great-value birthday gift.
Looking for the perfect funny cricket birthday t-shirt that’ll bowl them over with laughter? This cheeky design hits the sweet spot between classic cricket humour and playful birthday banter. Whether it's for your mate, your dad or the club legend who’s still got a swing in him, this t-shirt delivers a one-liner that lands better than a Yorker on middle stump.
Featuring the slogan “Happy Birthday May your wood be firm and your balls stay red” this tee keeps things light-hearted and unapologetically fun. Cricket fans will recognise the humour immediately, making it a real conversation starter on and off the pitch. Whether worn at the pub, on match day or during the birthday bash, it guarantees chuckles and nods of approval from fellow fans.
At Cows Corner, we know how important it is to mark birthdays with something personal, funny and memorable. That’s why this funny cricket birthday t-shirt has been made from soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort, whether they’re watching from the stands or hosting at home. Its classic fit suits all shapes and styles while the bold slogan ensures it stands out in any birthday photo.
Available in three popular colours, black, yellow and red, it’s easy to match with jeans, shorts or joggers. From pre-drinks to the afterparty, this shirt offers serious laughs and zero fuss. The high-quality print holds up wash after wash, so the joke won’t fade even if their bowling arm does.
Looking for a present that’s better than socks and far funnier than a generic card? This funny cricket birthday t-shirt makes a brilliant gift for mates, teammates or anyone who can handle a bit of cheek. It’s ideal for players, armchair pundits or lifelong fans who appreciate a bit of boundary-line banter. Whether you’re buying for a milestone birthday or just looking to stir the pot in style, this one gets the job done.
Ready to give a gift that gets laughs before the candles are even lit? This bestselling birthday tee is in stock now and ready to ship across the UK. Order today to make sure it arrives in time for the big day. With quick delivery and secure checkout, shopping online with Cows Corner is hassle free from start to finish.
Want to make it even more special? Choose our premium gift boxing option at checkout and send it directly to their door – no wrapping, no fuss, just a cracking surprise that’ll get the whole room talking.
This is more than just a joke tee. It’s a way to celebrate another year in the crease with proper cricket banter. Add it to your basket now and get yours before the next innings begins. The funny cricket birthday t-shirt is only available for a limited time, so don’t miss your chance to deliver the ultimate bouncer of a birthday gift.
Shop online today with Cows Corner where fans come first and humour always makes the starting line up.
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