Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Buying for someone who lives for match day, talks cricket non stop and still claims they would have made it if not for a dodgy knee? This is the kind of birthday gift that gets a proper laugh. Spot on for: Order from Cows Corner and send it straight to them, so last minute cricket birthday gifting stays easy, fun and completely stress free.
Perfect Birthday Gift for any Cricket Fan
UK Delivery
£4.99 standard delivery, or free on orders over £50.00
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and made to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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About This item
Trusted Online Since 2025 | 100s of Orders Shipped
Learn More About Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
If birthday banter and a lifelong love of cricket go hand in hand, this Funny Cricket T-shirt is guaranteed to raise a knowing smile. Featuring the cheeky slogan “Happy Birthday! May Your Balls Be Shiny and Your Wood Be Hard.” it delivers classic cricket humour with a bold, tongue-in-cheek twist. It is playful, a little cheeky and packed with the sort of innuendo that cricket lovers instantly understand, making it a brilliant birthday gift for someone who enjoys a laugh as much as the game itself.
Designed to be worn with confidence, this T-shirt is perfect for birthday celebrations at the cricket club, in the pub with mates or simply as a talking point on the big day. Available in black, yellow and red, it combines easy everyday comfort with a line that is guaranteed to get a reaction.
Product Features
• Soft and comfortable fabric that is ideal for everyday wear
• Bold, high-quality print that stays sharp wash after wash
• Classic unisex fit that is easy to style and easy to wear
• Available in black, yellow and red
• Made for cricket lovers who appreciate witty birthday humour
Perfect for
• Cricket players who love a bit of birthday banter
• Fans who never miss a match and enjoy a cheeky joke
• Mates, teammates or family members who live and breathe cricket
• Anyone who would rather laugh than take birthdays too seriously
If you are looking for a birthday gift that goes beyond the usual and really hits the sweet spot, this Funny Cricket T-shirt is a winning choice. Fun, bold and full of personality, it is the kind of present that gets worn, talked about and remembered long after the cake has been cut.
Add it to your basket and give a birthday gift that truly delivers.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Yes, the t-shirt features a classic unisex fit that works well for all genders.
It is made from soft and breathable cotton fabric that feels comfortable all day long.
No, the high quality print is designed to stay sharp and vibrant even after multiple washes.
Yes, you can select our premium Gift Boxing service at checkout and we will send it straight to their doorstep without any pricing included.
We recommend washing it inside out at 30 degrees and avoiding tumble drying to keep it looking its best.
Looking for a funny cricket birthday t-shirt that delivers laughs as well as style? At Cows Corner, we know birthdays should never be boring, especially when there’s cricket, cake and a bit of classic sideline banter involved. That’s why we made this cheeky number with cricket lovers in mind. Whether you’re shopping for a die-hard fan or a teammate who can’t resist a double entendre, this t-shirt is the perfect way to celebrate their big day.
This funny cricket birthday t-shirt features the bold slogan: “Happy Birthday! May Your Balls Be Shiny and Your Wood Be Hard.” It’s unashamedly cheeky and packed with the kind of humour that gets knowing nods at the cricket club or raised eyebrows at the pub. The message lands every time, making it a favourite for mates who prefer their birthday presents with a side of humour and a nod to the sport they love.
Available in black, yellow and red, this unisex t-shirt pairs everyday comfort with a bold design that stands out in any crowd. Made from soft, breathable fabric and finished with a high-quality print that stays crisp wash after wash, it’s the kind of birthday gift that will be worn well beyond the celebrations. Whether they’re heading to nets, watching the match or raising a pint, it’s a wardrobe win every time.
Cricket is more than just a game, it’s a lifelong passion. That’s why this funny cricket birthday t-shirt makes a brilliant gift for anyone who’s bowled over by the sport. Whether they’re a player, a super fan or someone who just enjoys a bit of match-day banter, it ticks all the boxes. Ideal for brothers, dads, teammates or colleagues, it’s a crowd-pleaser that delivers personality in spades.
This t-shirt is available now with quick delivery and a secure checkout. If you’re after a birthday gift that’s a little different and guaranteed to get a chuckle, this is a winning pick. Add it to your basket today and get ready to make someone’s special day even better. With limited stock and high demand, now’s the time to get yours before the final over.
At Cows Corner, we don’t do ordinary. We create original, UK-made products that help fans celebrate every fixture in their calendar, from big wins to big birthdays. This funny cricket birthday t-shirt is part of our popular range of sports-themed gifts and is designed to be worn, loved and remembered.
Need a gift sent directly to the birthday legend? Choose our premium Gift Boxing service at checkout and we’ll deliver it straight to their doorstep, packed to impress and ready to make an impact.
This funny cricket birthday t-shirt is in stock and ready to go. Get yours today and bring a bit of bold birthday humour to the cricket fan in your life. Shop online now at Cows Corner, where sideline banter meets standout birthday style.
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