Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Buying for someone who lives for match day, talks cricket non stop and still claims they would have made it if not for a dodgy knee? This is the kind of birthday gift that gets a proper laugh. Spot on for: Order from Cows Corner and send it straight to them, so last minute cricket birthday gifting stays easy, fun and completely stress free.
Perfect Birthday Gift for any Cricket Fan
UK Delivery
£4.99 standard delivery, or free on orders over £50.00
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and made to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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About This item
Trusted Online Since 2025 | 100s of Orders Shipped
Learn More About Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
If birthday banter and a lifelong love of cricket go hand in hand, this Funny Cricket T-shirt delivers the joke straight down the wicket. Featuring the line “Happy Birthday! You’ve got more cracks in you than a Day 5 pitch”, it taps perfectly into classic cricket humour that only true fans will appreciate. It is cheeky, light-hearted and just the right side of rude, making it a brilliant birthday gift for someone who enjoys a laugh as much as they enjoy the game.
Designed to be easy to wear and impossible to ignore, this T-shirt is ideal for birthday celebrations at the cricket club, in the pub with mates or as a guaranteed talking point wherever it is worn. Available in black, yellow and red, it is made for cricketers, fans and armchair experts who know exactly how a fifth-day pitch should look.
Product Features
• Soft, comfortable fabric that is ideal for everyday wear
• Classic fit that works well on its own or layered
• Bold printed slogan with long-lasting colour
• Available in black, yellow and red
• Easy to style with jeans, shorts or trackies
Perfect for
• Cricket lovers who enjoy sharp birthday banter
• Club players, weekend warriors and lifelong fans
• Mates, dads, uncles or teammates who can take a joke
• Anyone who knows the pain of a cracking Day 5 pitch
If you are looking for a birthday gift that feels personal, funny and guaranteed to get a reaction, this Funny Cricket Birthday T-shirt ticks every box. It is the kind of present that gets worn with pride and talked about long after the candles are blown out.
Add it to your basket today and give them a birthday laugh they will not forget.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Yes, the fabric is soft and breathable, making it perfect for everyday use whether at the cricket club, the pub or lounging at home.
No, the slogan is printed using long-lasting techniques that help it hold colour and clarity even after multiple washes.
Yes, it is a unisex design with a classic fit that suits a wide range of body types.
Absolutely. We offer a gift boxing service which allows you to send it straight to their doorstep with no price information included.
Yes, all of our products including this one are designed and printed here in the UK.
When birthday banter meets cricket obsession, this funny cricket birthday t-shirt delivers a joke that only true fans will appreciate. Featuring the line Happy Birthday You’ve got more cracks in you than a Day 5 pitch, it brings classic cricket humour to life with just the right amount of cheek. Perfect for anyone who sees the funny side of the game, it’s a light-hearted gift that will be talked about long after the candles are blown out.
Designed for comfort and built for laughs, this t-shirt is a brilliant choice for cricketers, fans and armchair experts alike. Whether they’re celebrating at the club, down the pub or in the back garden with family, this design guarantees a reaction. Available in black, yellow and red, it suits every cricket personality from the quiet scorer to the one who never stops sledging. If you’re looking to buy a birthday gift that gets remembered, this one delivers every time.
From weekend warriors to those who haven’t picked up a bat in years, this funny cricket birthday t-shirt is made for anyone who enjoys a bit of sideline banter. It’s especially popular with mates who talk about Day 5 conditions like it’s breaking news, dads who claim they could have gone pro, and teammates who never miss a chance to share a joke. Whether they’re into village cricket, county games or just shouting at the telly, this shirt speaks their language.
This funny cricket birthday t-shirt is available now and ready for same-day dispatch with our quick delivery options. You can add to cart and send it directly to the recipient using our gift boxing service. There’s no wrapping required and no pricing information included, making it ideal for sending a laugh straight to their letterbox. If you’re shopping last-minute or just want something original, this is a brilliant option that’s in stock and ready to go.
At Cows Corner, we believe that sports gifts should never be boring. That’s why every product we make is designed here in the UK with personality, humour and heart. We don’t do generic. We do gifts that start conversations and celebrate the moments that matter.
Whether you’re marking a milestone birthday or just want to surprise a mate with a shirt they’ll actually wear, this funny cricket birthday t-shirt offers great value and plenty of laughs. Order today and let Cows Corner help you hit the birthday present for six.
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