Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Buying for someone who lives for match day, talks cricket non stop and still claims they would have made it if not for a dodgy knee? This is the kind of birthday gift that gets a proper laugh. Spot on for: Order from Cows Corner and send it straight to them, so last minute cricket birthday gifting stays easy, fun and completely stress free.
Perfect Birthday Gift for any Cricket Fan
UK Delivery
£4.99 standard delivery, or free on orders over £50.00
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and made to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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About This item
Trusted Online Since 2025 | 100s of Orders Shipped
Learn More About Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
If birthday banter and cricket chat go hand in hand, this Funny Cricket T-shirt is made to raise a proper laugh. Featuring the brutally honest slogan “You Used to be a Heavy Hitter. Now you’ve Just Got Heavy Tits.” it delivers classic dressing room humour with zero filter. It is cheeky, bold and completely unapologetic, making it the kind of birthday gift that gets read out loud and talked about all day.
This T-shirt is all about celebrating years spent at the crease, a love of cricket that has never faded and the confidence to laugh at getting a little older. Perfect for players, fans and pub cricketers who still talk a big game even if the body does not quite move like it used to. Whether it is worn on the big day, to the pub, at the club, or just to wind up mates, it always lands straight down the middle.
Product Features
• Soft and comfortable fabric for everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that works for birthdays, match days and casual outings
• Bold and clear slogan that stays easy to read wash after wash
• Designed to hold its shape and colour over time
• Available in black, yellow and red
Perfect For
• Cricket lovers who enjoy proper banter
• Birthday gifts for teammates, mates and club legends
• Anyone who never misses a chance for a cheeky cricket joke
• Players who can laugh at themselves as much as the game
• Pub cricketers and fans who know humour is part of the sport
If you are looking for a birthday gift that guarantees laughs, knowing smiles and a bit of friendly abuse, this Funny Cricket T-shirt is a nailed-on choice.
Add it to the basket, wrap it up and get ready for a reaction that is every bit as memorable as the slogan itself.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
It is available in three standout colours: black, red and yellow. Each one keeps the bold slogan easy to read.
Yes, the t-shirt is made from a soft and breathable fabric that feels comfortable all day long, whether you are at the pub or on the boundary line.
No, the slogan is printed using high quality techniques that ensure it stays clear and sharp wash after wash.
Absolutely. It has a relaxed unisex fit that suits all shapes and sizes. Many women love it just as much as the lads.
Yes, all of our products at Cows Corner are designed and printed right here in the UK.
If you’re shopping for a funny cricket birthday t-shirt that delivers maximum laughs and pitch-perfect timing, this cheeky design is ready to step up to the crease. With its hilariously honest slogan, “You Used to be a Heavy Hitter. Now you’ve Just Got Heavy Tits.” This tee is a match-winning choice for players and fans who love a proper bit of dressing room banter.
Made for those who’ve spent years talking a big game, even if the body no longer moves like it used to, this t-shirt hits every mark. Whether it’s for a long-time club legend, the weekend pub cricketer or a mate who’s still convinced they could’ve gone pro, it delivers a birthday laugh they won’t forget. Available in black, yellow and red, and made from soft, comfortable fabric, it’s designed for everyday wear, from the clubhouse to the pub and every stop in between.
We’ve taken the spirit of sideline banter and turned it into something wearable. This funny cricket birthday t-shirt celebrates getting older without taking itself too seriously. It’s ideal for players who love the game as much as they love a good joke. The slogan stays bold and easy to read, wash after wash, thanks to our quality UK printing process that ensures the design holds its shape and colour over time.
At Cows Corner, we know that the best sports memories often come with a laugh. That’s why we focus on making original, high-quality products that capture the humour and heart behind British sports culture. This tee is no different, it’s made for the mates who take the mick just as much as they take their cricket seriously.
If you’re looking to buy something more than a throwaway joke, this t-shirt offers the perfect mix of quality and comedy. It makes a brilliant birthday gift for the player who’s still swinging, even if the knees disagree, or the fan who never misses a chance to make a joke about someone’s “athletic decline.”
It’s also a hit with teammates who know that taking the game seriously doesn’t mean taking yourself too seriously. Whether it’s for a birthday pub crawl, a clubhouse celebration or just a laugh on match day, this tee gets people talking.
This funny cricket birthday t-shirt is more than just a laugh, it’s a memory in the making. Add it to your basket and get yours with our hassle-free, secure checkout and quick delivery across the UK. Whether you’re shopping online for a last-minute present or planning a surprise that guarantees banter, it’s a new arrival that won’t hang around for long.
Shop now at Cows Corner and find a birthday gift that celebrates age, cricket and unapologetic humour in equal measure. It’s the kind of present that gets read out loud, gets a big laugh and becomes a go-to tee for every birthday bash after that.
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