Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Buying for someone who lives for match day, talks cricket non stop and still claims they would have made it if not for a dodgy knee? This is the kind of birthday gift that gets a proper laugh. Spot on for: Order from Cows Corner and send it straight to them, so last minute cricket birthday gifting stays easy, fun and completely stress free.
Perfect Birthday Gift for any Cricket Fan
UK Delivery
£4.99 standard delivery, or free on orders over £50.00
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and made to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Learn More About Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
If cricket banter is part of every birthday celebration, this Funny Cricket T-shirt delivers a proper laugh straight down the middle. Featuring the cheeky slogan “Middle Stump’s Gone. Balls have Dropped. Happy Birthday.” it is packed with innuendo, humour and classic cricket humour that only true fans will fully appreciate.
It is the kind of birthday gift that gets a reaction the moment it is read, raising smiles, laughs, and a few knowing looks from fellow cricket lovers.
Designed for comfort as well as comedy, this Funny Cricket T-shirt is ideal for wearing on the big day, at the pub, at the club or simply when celebrating another year of cricket obsession. Whether it is worn while watching the match, opening birthday presents or enjoying post-match banter, it always makes a statement and proves that age might increase but the sense of humour certainly has not disappeared.
Product Features
• Soft and comfortable fabric that is easy to wear all day
• Relaxed fit that works for casual birthdays and everyday use
• Bold, clear slogan that stays easy to read wash after wash
• Designed for regular wear without losing its shape
• Available in black, yellow and red
Perfect For
• Birthday gifts for cricket lovers with a sense of humour
• Mates who enjoy cheeky cricket banter and jokes
• Club players, teammates and cricket-obsessed friends
• Anyone who loves a funny T-shirt that gets noticed
• Celebrating birthdays with laughs rather than candles alone
If you are looking for a birthday gift that goes beyond the usual and actually gets worn, this Funny Cricket T-shirt is a guaranteed crowd pleaser. Bold, witty and full of cricket personality, it is the perfect way to mark another year older with humour, confidence and a nod to the greatest game.
Add it to your basket today and give a birthday gift that hits the middle stump for laughs.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Yes, the fit is relaxed and true to size. If the recipient prefers a looser or more snug fit, you may want to size up or down accordingly.
This t-shirt is available in black, yellow and red, so you can pick the one that best suits their style or club colours.
The cheeky slogan is professionally printed using long lasting, high quality ink that stays bold after many washes.
No, the design is made to be durable and will stay bright and clear wash after wash when care instructions are followed.
Absolutely. The relaxed fit and unisex sizing make it a great choice for any cricket fan who enjoys a laugh.
Get ready to raise smiles with the Funny Cricket Birthday T-shirt, a perfect birthday gift for cricket lovers who enjoy a cheeky joke and classic sideline banter. Featuring the hilarious slogan “Middle Stump’s Gone. Balls have Dropped. Happy Birthday.” this standout shirt delivers proper laughs straight down the middle. It's made for fans who know their silly points from their fine legs and aren't afraid to celebrate another year older with a healthy sense of humour.
At Cows Corner, we know birthdays should come with more than just candles. That’s why this Funny Cricket Birthday T-shirt is designed to be worn, laughed at and remembered. Whether it’s a pint at the club, match day with mates or unwrapping presents before the big game, this tee brings the fun and ensures the birthday mood is always on the front foot. It’s not just funny, it’s one of the best ways to mark a cricket-themed birthday without resorting to the usual socks and vouchers.
What makes this tee a standout? The bold, unapologetic design is printed in the UK and made to last through all the innings, wash after wash. Available in white, yellow and red, each shirt features a relaxed fit and soft fabric that’s perfect for all-day wear. Whether it’s pulled on for the birthday celebration or worn year-round, it’s built for laughs and comfort in equal measure.
The slogan isn’t just for show, it’s designed to spark reactions from club mates, pub regulars and even the quiet one who always fields at third man. Cricket fans will instantly recognise the innuendo, while others will simply appreciate the birthday boldness. It’s a classic example of the kind of funny cricket birthday t-shirt that turns into a go-to wardrobe favourite, not just a one-day wonder.
If you're looking to buy a funny cricket birthday t-shirt that actually gets worn and remembered, this is it. Whether you're shopping for a teammate, a lifelong cricket obsessive or a mate who refuses to grow up, this tee is the ideal choice. It’s available to order today with quick delivery and a secure checkout, and there’s even the option to send it direct with our gift boxing service for a ready-to-wrap surprise.
This birthday t-shirt offers great value, whether you’re buying solo or bundling it with other cricket-themed surprises. And with our UK-based printing and fulfilment, it’s always in stock and ready to arrive before the big day. Don’t wait for a final over panic. Add to cart now and make sure your gift gets a proper reaction.
At Cows Corner, we believe every milestone deserves a moment and a funny t-shirt to match. This new arrival is more than just a bit of banter. It’s a statement, a laugh and a nod to the greatest game all rolled into one. So if you’re ready to get yours, don’t miss out. Shop now and make someone’s birthday their best innings yet.
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