Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Buying for someone who lives for match day, talks cricket non stop and still claims they would have made it if not for a dodgy knee? This is the kind of birthday gift that gets a proper laugh. Spot on for: Order from Cows Corner and send it straight to them, so last minute cricket birthday gifting stays easy, fun and completely stress free.
Perfect Birthday Gift for any Cricket Fan
UK Delivery
£4.99 standard delivery, or free on orders over £50.00
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and made to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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About This item
Trusted Online Since 2025 | 100s of Orders Shipped
Learn More About Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
If cricket banter is part of everyday conversation, this Funny Cricket T-shirt is a brilliant way to mark a birthday with a proper laugh. Featuring the cheeky slogan “Old, Bold & Still Looking for a Decent Length. Happy Birthday”, it perfectly sums up years of cricket experience, confidence at the crease and the never-ending hunt for that one perfect delivery. It is light-hearted, witty and full of personality, making it a standout birthday gift for anyone who loves cricket and enjoys a bit of well-timed humour.
Designed to be worn with pride, this T-shirt is ideal for birthday celebrations, match days, trips to the pub, or simply reminding everyone that age might be creeping up, but the love of cricket never fades. It is the kind of gift that always raises a smile and sparks conversation with fellow players, teammates and fans who know exactly what a decent length really means.
Product Features
• Soft and comfortable fabric suitable for everyday wear
• Easy fit that works well for casual outings and relaxed weekends
• Bold, clear slogan that stays readable wash after wash
• Designed to hold its shape and colour over time
• Available in white, yellow and red
Perfect for
• Cricket lovers who enjoy birthday banter and cheeky humour
• Players who still think they have one great innings left in them
• Dads, uncles, teammates or friends who never miss a match
• Anyone who appreciates cricket jokes that get better with age
• Birthday gifts that feel personal, funny and memorable
If you are looking for a birthday gift that goes beyond the usual and really speaks to a lifelong love of cricket, this Funny Cricket T-shirt hits the spot. It is playful, confident and packed with character, making it the perfect way to celebrate another year older with a grin.
Add it to your basket today and give a birthday gift that will be worn, laughed about and remembered long after the candles are blown out.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Yes, this T shirt is designed specifically as a birthday gift and the message makes it perfect for celebrating a cricket lover’s special day with humour.
Yes, the slogan is printed clearly on the front so it stands out and gets noticed.
Yes, it is perfect for players who are still active or those who enjoy reminiscing about their cricketing days.
The humour is light hearted and cheeky, making it suitable for most adult cricket fans.
Yes, it is just as popular with fans and former players who still love the game and the banter around it.
Start their celebration with a laugh by giving this funny cricket birthday t-shirt that brings personality to the crease. Whether they’re the first to pad up or the last to leave the pub, this witty design is made for cricket fans who appreciate a bit of birthday humour with their innings. With the slogan “Old, Bold & Still Looking for a Decent Length. Happy Birthday”, it’s the kind of joke that only gets better with age, just like them.
At Cows Corner, we know cricket isn’t just a sport, it’s a way of life, and this t-shirt celebrates that lifelong obsession with style and sass. It’s ideal for birthday parties, pub sessions, Sunday league games or simply lounging while watching a Test match on the telly. Designed with a relaxed fit and made from soft, breathable fabric, it’s made to keep up with their legendary storytelling and on-field commentary.
Whether they’re the team joker or the one who still thinks they’ve got one last over left in them, this birthday tee is a standout choice. It’s the perfect way to acknowledge their passion for the game while slipping in a cheeky reminder that their delivery might not be what it once was.
Looking to buy a birthday present that’s as unique as their on-field tactics? This funny cricket birthday t-shirt is available now with quick delivery and secure checkout. It’s an affordable gift that delivers real value, fun, comfort and a proper chuckle with every wear. Add to cart today and give them something better than just a card and a pint.
Only available at Cows Corner, this design was made right here in the UK and is part of our exclusive cricket collection. As a trusted brand that lives and breathes sideline banter, we create original products that you won’t find anywhere else. Whether it’s for a teammate, your dad, or the club legend who’s still talking about their match-winning catch in ’94, this tee will make their day.
At Cows Corner, we design every piece with one goal in mind, to celebrate life’s moments with humour and heart. This funny cricket birthday t-shirt ticks all the boxes for fans who love a well-timed pun and a good laugh. Shop online now and get yours before the next delivery is bowled.
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