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  • The Ultimate Cheeky Gift: A hilarious, head-turning birthday present for the player who loves a classic cricket double entendre.
  • Match-Day Comfort: Lightweight, breathable cotton keeps them cool whether they’re at the crease or the clubhouse bar.
  • Legendary Clubhouse Sledging: A wickedly clever slogan guaranteed to be the most talked-about shirt during the birthday tea.
  • Premium UK Quality: Expertly printed in the UK to stay sharp and vibrant through every wash and every "misinterpreted" joke.
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  • The Ultimate Milestone Birthday Gift: A brilliant choice for the veteran cricketer who has spent decades searching for the middle of the bat and is now celebrating another year of "character building" on the pitch.
  • Premium Match-Day Comfort: Crafted from soft, lightweight cotton to keep them cool and comfortable, whether they are leaning on their bat at the crease or enjoying a birthday pint in the sun.
  • Relatable Cricket Banter: Features a witty and self-deprecating slogan that perfectly captures the struggle of every aging player, it’s not a lack of skill, it’s just that the "sweet spot" seems to get harder to find with every passing year.
  • Long-Lasting UK Quality: Expertly printed in the UK with a high-quality finish designed to stay sharp and vibrant, surviving every wash and every "glory days" story told at the clubhouse bar.

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Perfect Birthday Gift for any Cricket Fan

Buying for someone who lives for match day, talks cricket non stop and still claims they would have made it if not for a dodgy knee? This is the kind of birthday gift that gets a proper laugh.

Spot on for:

  • The mate who never misses a match or a highlight reel
  • The partner who plans weekends around fixtures and scorecards
  • Village cricketers and Sunday league legends who still love the banter
  • Coaches, captains and clubhouse experts with plenty to say

Order from Cows Corner and send it straight to them, so last minute cricket birthday gifting stays easy, fun and completely stress free.

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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.

That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.

Len, founder of Cows Corner
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”

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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”

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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”

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Key Hoodie Features
  • Cotton-faced fabric – Smooth feel, vibrant prints, and everyday comfort.
  • Brushed back fleece lining – Provides warmth, softness, and breathability.
  • Raglan sleeves – Sporty style and unrestricted movement.
  • Lined hood with cross-neck detail – Adds structure, warmth, and modern design.
  • Taped neck – Prevents irritation and reinforces durability.
  • Half-moon back yoke – Improves fit and maintains long-lasting shape.
  • Front pouch pocket with reinforced stitching – Convenient storage and added warmth.
  • 2x2 ribbed cuffs and hem – Flexible comfort and a secure fit.

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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it.

If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep.


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We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.


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  • Relaxed Fit - Designed for all-day comfort, this T-shirt features a relaxed fit that provides ample room without feeling oversized. Whether you're wearing it for casual outings, lounging at home, or layering it under outerwear, the relaxed cut ensures unrestricted movement and breathability. The fit is carefully tailored to flatter various body types while maintaining a laid-back, effortless style.
  • PurePrint Fabric – The Ultimate Surface for Decoration - Made using innovative PurePrint fabric, this T-shirt offers an exceptional surface for decoration, making it the ideal choice for custom prints and branding. The fabric's smooth, high-quality texture ensures sharp, long-lasting designs. PurePrint fabric enhances color vibrancy, allowing logos, graphics, and text to stand out with crisp detail and professional appeal.
  • Ribbed Crew Neck - A classic ribbed crew neck adds durability and comfort to the design, ensuring a snug yet flexible fit. The ribbed texture provides elasticity, helping the neckline maintain its shape even after repeated washes and wear. This timeless design feature complements both casual and activewear looks, making it a versatile addition to any wardrobe.
  • Taped Back Neck - The taped back neck enhances the T-shirt's durability by reinforcing the seam for added strength and longevity. This feature not only prevents stretching but also provides extra comfort by reducing friction against the skin. The smooth, structured finish contributes to a polished look, making it perfect for everyday wear.
  • Twin Needle Stitching - Precision-made with twin needle stitching, this T-shirt is built for durability. The double stitching technique reinforces seams, ensuring they hold up to regular use and washing without fraying or weakening. This meticulous construction method enhances both the longevity and overall quality of the piece.
  • Side Seams for Shape Retention - Designed to maintain its structure over time, this T-shirt incorporates side seams that prevent twisting or losing its shape. Unlike tubular construction, side seams help the T-shirt conform to the body while retaining its original fit, ensuring a consistently flattering silhouette even after multiple washes.
  • Wash Dark Colours Separately - To preserve the rich, deep tones of darker T-shirts, it is recommended to wash them separately from lighter items. This precaution helps prevent color bleeding and maintains the integrity of both the T-shirt and surrounding clothing. Following care instructions ensures longevity, keeping the fabric looking fresh and vibrant for longer.

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Made with premium materials and reinforced stitching, every Cows Corner hoodie is built to last. From the smooth, high-quality print to the durable cotton blend fabric, it’s designed to handle everyday wear while keeping its shape and softness. More than just a hoodie, it’s a fun and personal statement, something to wear, enjoy, and share, time and time again.

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Cows Corner hoodies combine humour and personality in every stitch. Each design brings a playful twist to everyday wear, featuring witty slogans and clever sports-inspired phrases that make people smile. They’re not just warm and comfortable, they’re conversation starters that show off your sense of humour and individuality. Whether you’re buying one for yourself or as a fun, thoughtful gift for someone special, a Cows Corner hoodie adds a personal touch that’s as unique and entertaining as the person wearing it.

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Our Cows Corner hoodies are designed to keep you warm, comfortable, and ready for anything. With a soft brushed interior and a relaxed fit, they’re perfect for chilly mornings, laid-back weekends, or everyday wear. The fabric feels smooth on the outside and cosy on the inside, giving you that all-day comfort you’ll never want to take off.

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Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.

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If birthday banter and a lifelong love of cricket go hand in hand, this Funny Cricket T-shirt delivers a knowing smile straight down the pitch. Featuring the cheeky slogan “Retired Hurt? No, just too old to find the ‘Sweet Spot’ Happy Birthday”, it perfectly captures that familiar moment when timing is everything, even if the body no longer agrees. It is witty, light-hearted and packed with classic cricket humour that only true fans will fully appreciate.

This T-shirt is made for celebrating another year older with a laugh rather than taking things too seriously. Whether it is worn on the big day, to the pub with mates, at the cricket club or while watching the game, it is guaranteed to spark a conversation and raise a smile.

Comfortable, easy to wear and full of personality, it is a brilliant birthday gift for anyone who still loves the game, even if their sweet spot is not quite what it used to be.

Product Features

  • Soft, comfortable fabric designed for everyday wear
  • Classic fit that suits all body types
  • High quality print that keeps the joke looking sharp
  • Available in white, yellow and red
  • Easy to pair with jeans, shorts or casual wear

Perfect for

  • Cricket lovers with a great sense of humour
  • Birthday gifts for players, fans and club legends
  • Mates who enjoy a bit of friendly cricket banter
  • Anyone who knows their way around a bat, even if timing is optional

If you are looking for a birthday gift that feels personal, funny and guaranteed to be worn with pride, this Funny Cricket T-shirt ticks every box.

It is the kind of present that gets laughed at, talked about and worn again and again, making it a winning choice for any cricket fan who knows how to enjoy getting older with a smile.

Cows Corner Product Specifications

Cows Corner T-shirt specification.

Manufacturer code

AT001J

Commodity Code

6109100010

Country of origin

Bangladesh

Material

Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose.

Colour

Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.

 

*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability.  An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.

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UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

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If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
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Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days.  Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

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Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).

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T-shirt Care Guide

To keep your T-shirt looking its best for as long as possible, it’s important to follow a simple wash care routine. Always wash it at 30° to protect the fabric and preserve the colour, and turn it inside out before it goes into the machine so the outside stays smooth and vibrant. Washing with similar colours helps prevent any unwanted colour transfer, keeping your T-shirt looking clean and crisp. Once washed, avoid the tumble dryer altogether and let it air dry naturally, which is much gentler on the fibres and helps maintain the shape and feel of the garment. By giving it this bit of extra care, your T-shirt will stay comfortable, reliable, and ready to wear time and time again.

Retired Hurt? No, just too old to find the 'Sweet Spot' Happy Birthday FAQs


What colours can I choose from?

You can choose from white, yellow or red. Each colour complements the print and works well for any casual setting.

Is the t-shirt suitable for both men and women?

Yes, the design and fit are unisex, making it a great choice for any cricket fan regardless of gender.

Is the print durable or will it fade after washing?

The high quality print is designed to stay sharp and vibrant, even after multiple washes.

Is this a good birthday gift for older cricket fans?

Yes, the humour is especially well received by fans who appreciate classic cricket jokes and do not take birthdays too seriously.

Can I send this t-shirt directly as a gift?

Yes, you can choose to have the t-shirt sent directly to the recipient. Gift boxing is also available for a more special touch.

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Funny Cricket Birthday T-shirt for Fans Who Know Their Sweet Spot

Looking for a funny cricket birthday t-shirt that knocks it for six? This light-hearted design is the perfect choice for anyone who still lives for the game, even if their reflexes aren't quite what they used to be. Featuring the cheeky line “Retired Hurt? No, just too old to find the ‘Sweet Spot’ Happy Birthday”, it celebrates another innings with a wink and a smile. Whether it’s worn to the pub, at the cricket club or just lounging on the sofa with the match on, it is guaranteed to raise eyebrows and laughs in equal measure.

Witty Cricket T-shirts Made for Laughs and Comfort

At Cows Corner, we know that the best birthday gifts are the ones that feel personal. That is why this funny cricket birthday t-shirt combines classic British humour with real fan insight. Made from soft, comfortable fabric with a classic fit that suits every body type, it is designed to be worn all day without missing a beat. The high quality print ensures the joke stays sharp, match after match.

This is not just a novelty tee, it is a conversation starter, a memory maker and a brilliant excuse to talk cricket all afternoon. Whether you're shopping for a lifelong bowler, a weekend wicket keeper or a mate who thinks they could have gone pro if it wasn’t for the dodgy knees, this birthday t-shirt is bound to hit the mark. Available in classic white, bold yellow or striking red, it pairs easily with jeans, shorts or any casual look.

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If you are stuck for ideas, this t-shirt delivers big on personality and value. It is ideal for fans who love a bit of sideline chat and are not afraid to have a laugh at their own expense. From club legends to back garden cricket heroes, it is the sort of present they will talk about long after the candles are blown out.

Get yours today and take advantage of our exclusive online offer, available while stocks last. It has never been easier to shop online for a cricket themed gift that ticks every box. Simply add to cart, select your size and colour, and head to our secure checkout for quick delivery across the UK. Whether you are ordering for a mate or sending it direct, we also offer optional gift boxing to make their day even more memorable.

Why Cricket Fans Love This T-shirt

  • Unique UK made design only available at Cows Corner
  • Comfortable fit and feel for everyday wear
  • Cricket humour that real fans will appreciate
  • Available in multiple colours to suit every style
  • Perfect birthday gift for players, fans and team legends

A Brilliant Birthday Gift for Any Cricket Lover

Not just funny but genuinely wearable, this funny cricket birthday t-shirt stands out from the usual gift crowd. It has everything, classic style, plenty of personality and that all important laugh factor. Whether they are turning 40, 50 or 60, it is the perfect way to mark the day with something that feels personal and proudly British.

With its easy fit, clever slogan and unmistakably cricket inspired design, this t-shirt offers the best value for anyone who still knows how to enjoy the game. Celebrate getting older with a bit of banter and a brilliant new favourite tee from Cows Corner. Order today while it is in stock and ready to deliver. Do not miss your chance to score a real birthday boundary.