Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Buying for someone who lives for match day, talks cricket non stop and still claims they would have made it if not for a dodgy knee? This is the kind of birthday gift that gets a proper laugh. Spot on for: Order from Cows Corner and send it straight to them, so last minute cricket birthday gifting stays easy, fun and completely stress free.
Perfect Birthday Gift for any Cricket Fan
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£4.99 standard delivery, or free on orders over £50.00
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Learn More About Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
If birthday banter and a lifelong love of cricket go hand in hand, this Funny Cricket T-shirt delivers a knowing smile straight down the pitch. Featuring the cheeky slogan “Retired Hurt? No, just too old to find the ‘Sweet Spot’ Happy Birthday”, it perfectly captures that familiar moment when timing is everything, even if the body no longer agrees. It is witty, light-hearted and packed with classic cricket humour that only true fans will fully appreciate.
This T-shirt is made for celebrating another year older with a laugh rather than taking things too seriously. Whether it is worn on the big day, to the pub with mates, at the cricket club or while watching the game, it is guaranteed to spark a conversation and raise a smile.
Comfortable, easy to wear and full of personality, it is a brilliant birthday gift for anyone who still loves the game, even if their sweet spot is not quite what it used to be.
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If you are looking for a birthday gift that feels personal, funny and guaranteed to be worn with pride, this Funny Cricket T-shirt ticks every box.
It is the kind of present that gets laughed at, talked about and worn again and again, making it a winning choice for any cricket fan who knows how to enjoy getting older with a smile.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
You can choose from white, yellow or red. Each colour complements the print and works well for any casual setting.
Yes, the design and fit are unisex, making it a great choice for any cricket fan regardless of gender.
The high quality print is designed to stay sharp and vibrant, even after multiple washes.
Yes, the humour is especially well received by fans who appreciate classic cricket jokes and do not take birthdays too seriously.
Yes, you can choose to have the t-shirt sent directly to the recipient. Gift boxing is also available for a more special touch.
Looking for a funny cricket birthday t-shirt that knocks it for six? This light-hearted design is the perfect choice for anyone who still lives for the game, even if their reflexes aren't quite what they used to be. Featuring the cheeky line “Retired Hurt? No, just too old to find the ‘Sweet Spot’ Happy Birthday”, it celebrates another innings with a wink and a smile. Whether it’s worn to the pub, at the cricket club or just lounging on the sofa with the match on, it is guaranteed to raise eyebrows and laughs in equal measure.
At Cows Corner, we know that the best birthday gifts are the ones that feel personal. That is why this funny cricket birthday t-shirt combines classic British humour with real fan insight. Made from soft, comfortable fabric with a classic fit that suits every body type, it is designed to be worn all day without missing a beat. The high quality print ensures the joke stays sharp, match after match.
This is not just a novelty tee, it is a conversation starter, a memory maker and a brilliant excuse to talk cricket all afternoon. Whether you're shopping for a lifelong bowler, a weekend wicket keeper or a mate who thinks they could have gone pro if it wasn’t for the dodgy knees, this birthday t-shirt is bound to hit the mark. Available in classic white, bold yellow or striking red, it pairs easily with jeans, shorts or any casual look.
If you are stuck for ideas, this t-shirt delivers big on personality and value. It is ideal for fans who love a bit of sideline chat and are not afraid to have a laugh at their own expense. From club legends to back garden cricket heroes, it is the sort of present they will talk about long after the candles are blown out.
Get yours today and take advantage of our exclusive online offer, available while stocks last. It has never been easier to shop online for a cricket themed gift that ticks every box. Simply add to cart, select your size and colour, and head to our secure checkout for quick delivery across the UK. Whether you are ordering for a mate or sending it direct, we also offer optional gift boxing to make their day even more memorable.
Not just funny but genuinely wearable, this funny cricket birthday t-shirt stands out from the usual gift crowd. It has everything, classic style, plenty of personality and that all important laugh factor. Whether they are turning 40, 50 or 60, it is the perfect way to mark the day with something that feels personal and proudly British.
With its easy fit, clever slogan and unmistakably cricket inspired design, this t-shirt offers the best value for anyone who still knows how to enjoy the game. Celebrate getting older with a bit of banter and a brilliant new favourite tee from Cows Corner. Order today while it is in stock and ready to deliver. Do not miss your chance to score a real birthday boundary.
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