Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Buying for someone who lives for match day, talks cricket non stop and still claims they would have made it if not for a dodgy knee? This is the kind of birthday gift that gets a proper laugh. Spot on for: Order from Cows Corner and send it straight to them, so last minute cricket birthday gifting stays easy, fun and completely stress free.
Perfect Birthday Gift for any Cricket Fan
UK Delivery
£4.99 standard delivery, or free on orders over £50.00
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and made to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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About This item
Trusted Online Since 2025 | 100s of Orders Shipped
Learn More About Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
If birthday banter and cricket humour go hand in hand, this Funny Cricket T shirt is guaranteed to raise a smile. Featuring the cheeky slogan “Happy Birthday! You’re Officially Too Old for a Quick Single”, it plays perfectly on those familiar moments at the crease when the mind says yes but the legs say absolutely not.
It is light hearted, witty and full of classic cricket humour, making it an ideal birthday gift for anyone who loves the game and can laugh at getting a little older.
This T shirt is designed for everyday comfort while delivering a joke that every cricketer, player or fan will instantly understand. Whether it is worn on the big day, at the cricket club, down the pub or simply to wind up mates, it always sparks laughs, knowing looks and plenty of birthday banter. Available in black, yellow and red, it is easy to style and even easier to enjoy.
Product Features
• Soft and comfortable fabric suitable for everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that works perfectly for casual outfits and laid back days
• Clear and bold slogan that stays readable wash after wash
• Designed to keep its shape and colour over time
• Available in black, yellow and red
Perfect For
• Cricket lovers who enjoy a bit of birthday banter
• Players and fans who know a quick single is no longer guaranteed
• Mates, teammates and club members with a great sense of humour
• Birthday gifts that get a laugh the moment they are opened
• Anyone who still loves cricket, even if the legs are slowing down
If you are looking for a birthday gift that feels personal, funny and packed with cricket humour, this Funny Cricket T shirt ticks every box. It is the kind of present that gets worn with pride, talked about all day and remembered long after the candles are blown out.
Add it to your basket today and give them a birthday laugh they will genuinely enjoy wearing.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Yes, the fabric is soft and comfortable, perfect for everyday wear and long cricket-filled afternoons.
No, the slogan print is made to stay bold and clear even after multiple washes. Just follow the care instructions on the label.
Yes, the design is unisex and looks great on anyone who enjoys cricket and a good laugh.
Absolutely. You can have it sent directly to the recipient and choose our optional gift boxing service at checkout for an extra special touch.
The slogan is printed using a high quality method that ensures it remains sharp, bright and durable.
Looking for the perfect funny cricket birthday t-shirt that combines humour with everyday comfort? This witty design from Cows Corner hits the stumps with a cheeky slogan that every cricket fan will appreciate: “Happy Birthday! You’re Officially Too Old for a Quick Single.” It’s a nod to the moments when the will is strong but the legs just won’t follow, making it a hit with anyone who’s ever loved the game, and a good laugh.
Designed and made in the UK, this funny cricket birthday t-shirt is ideal for cricket lovers who enjoy a bit of sideline banter on their big day. Whether it’s worn at the cricket club, out with friends, or simply down the pub, it never fails to draw chuckles and knowing smiles. The relaxed fit, soft fabric and premium print quality ensure this is not just a novelty item, but a proper wardrobe staple they’ll want to wear again and again.
It’s available in black, yellow and red, three bold colours that stand out just like the joke itself. The slogan stays sharp and readable after every wash, and the fit holds up just as well as their favourite lucky cap. For mates, teammates and fans with a great sense of humour, this shirt delivers the kind of birthday laugh they’ll talk about all year. Add to cart now and get it delivered in time for the celebrations.
This is a funny cricket birthday t-shirt that’s more than just a joke, it’s a reminder of why we love the game and each other. Whether they’re still diving for quick singles or happy just watching from the boundary, this tee hits the right note. Ideal as a low price but high impact gift, it’s available online with fast shipping options and a secure checkout experience. Find a great deal today and get yours while it’s still in stock.
At Cows Corner, we know how to turn great sporting moments into great products. This funny cricket birthday t-shirt is made to celebrate life’s best milestones with a proper dose of humour. Designed and printed right here in Britain, it’s part of our exclusive birthday collection that captures the spirit of sport and the joy of sharing a laugh.
Whether you’re shopping online for a birthday gift that stands out or adding a bit of cheeky charm to your celebration, this tee delivers. Place your order today and send a gift that’s guaranteed to raise a smile. With limited stock and plenty of banter, it’s time to bowl them over with a present that keeps the jokes coming.
Find more unique, funny and high-quality designs in our full birthday range and check out quickly with our secure checkout system. Cows Corner makes it easy to get the laughs in, and the delivery out, right on time.
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