Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Buying for someone who lives for match day, talks cricket non stop and still claims they would have made it if not for a dodgy knee? This is the kind of birthday gift that gets a proper laugh. Spot on for: Order from Cows Corner and send it straight to them, so last minute cricket birthday gifting stays easy, fun and completely stress free.
Perfect Birthday Gift for any Cricket Fan
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£4.99 standard delivery, or free on orders over £50.00
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Learn More About Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
If birthday banter is best served with a big dose of cricket humour, this Funny Cricket T-shirt delivers a laugh straight down the pitch. Featuring the cheeky slogan “Happy Birthday! Your balls are officially ‘swinging’ too low”, it plays perfectly on classic cricket terminology with a knowing wink that true fans will appreciate. It is bold, light hearted and just the right side of rude, making it an ideal birthday gift for anyone who loves cricket and is happy to laugh at getting a little older.
Designed for comfort as well as comedy, this T-shirt is easy to wear and fits right into everyday life. Whether it is worn on the big day itself, at the cricket club, down the pub or simply to wind up mates, it always gets a reaction. It is the kind of birthday T-shirt that gets read out loud, sparks conversation and raises a smile from anyone who understands the joke.
Product Features
• Soft and comfortable fabric suitable for everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that works well for casual outings and social occasions
• Bold and clear printed slogan that stays readable wash after wash
• Designed to hold its shape and colour over time
• Available in black, yellow and red
Perfect For
• Cricket lovers who enjoy classic dressing room banter
• Birthday gifts for players, fans and lifelong club members
• Mates who can take a joke and give one straight back
• Pub cricketers and weekend warriors with a sense of humour
• Anyone who believes birthdays should always come with a laugh
If you are looking for a birthday gift that stands out from the usual cards and socks, this Funny Cricket T-shirt is a guaranteed crowd pleaser. It combines comfort, personality and proper cricket humour into one wearable joke that will be talked about long after the candles are blown out.
Add it to your basket today and give a birthday gift that really hits the middle of the bat.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Yes, the design and fit are unisex, making it suitable for anyone who loves cricket and a good laugh.
No, the slogan is printed using long lasting techniques that keep it bold and readable wash after wash.
Yes, it is machine washable. For best results, wash inside out on a cool setting and avoid tumble drying.
Yes, we offer direct delivery to the recipient and you can also add our gift boxing service for a special touch.
It makes a brilliant gift for cricket players, fans, club members or mates who love a joke and are not shy about their age.
The funny cricket birthday t-shirt from Cows Corner delivers a direct hit of humour for cricket lovers who appreciate a cheeky joke with their celebrations. Featuring the standout slogan “Happy Birthday! Your balls are officially swinging too low”, it brings classic dressing room banter to life with a line that’s bound to get laughs both on and off the pitch.
This is not your average birthday top. We made it for those who take their cricket seriously but never themselves. Whether it’s unwrapped at the clubhouse, gifted over a few pints or worn proudly to a weekend match, this t-shirt gets noticed. The design balances light-hearted mischief with everyday wearability, turning every birthday into a match-winning moment.
We’ve made sure this funny cricket birthday t-shirt isn’t just a one-match wonder. It’s made from soft, breathable fabric that holds its shape, keeps its colour and feels great from the moment it’s put on. The printed slogan is clear and stays readable even after repeated washing. With a relaxed fit, it’s ideal for casual outings, big birthday dos or simply winding up mates at the local.
If you’re looking to buy a cricket-themed gift that’s a little bit cheeky and totally unforgettable, this is it. Ideal for cricketers of all ages who don’t mind a reminder that time is marching on, this t-shirt makes every birthday celebration feel like a test match win. It’s the perfect present for club players, spectators, fantasy league captains or that one mate who still talks about his 1998 innings like it was yesterday.
At Cows Corner, we believe in giving gifts that spark conversation. That’s why our funny cricket birthday t-shirts aren’t just made to wear, they’re made to share, read aloud and chuckle over. Whether you’re buying for a family member or a teammate, this top offers something you won’t find in the usual pile of socks and vouchers.
This funny cricket birthday t-shirt is in stock now and ready to ship direct across the UK. Add it to your basket today to take advantage of our affordable price and hassle-free checkout process. It’s a limited time design and only available while supplies last, so don’t miss your chance to get yours before the overs are up.
Whether you’re shopping early or need a last-minute present with personality, our funny cricket birthday t-shirt is a smart, witty and best value choice. For an extra-special touch, make use of our gift packaging service and send it straight to the birthday legend’s door with one easy order.
Shop online with Cows Corner and enjoy the difference that comes from UK-made products, top-quality designs and a genuine love for the game.
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