You're Not Getting Older—You're Just Building Your Cricketing Experience!
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Bring a big smile to a young cricketer’s face with this brilliantly funny birthday card! Featuring the cheeky line "You're Not Getting Older, You're Just Building Your Cricketing Experience!" on the front, this playful card is the perfect way for adults to celebrate the birthday of a cricket-mad child.
Whether they’re just starting in All Stars or already knocking it around for their school team, this card delivers a chuckle and a cheer as they turn another year older.
Designed with cricket fans in mind, it’s a light-hearted reminder that age is just another innings and every birthday is a step closer to becoming a legend at the crease.
Product Features
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Bold, funny cricket-themed design for kids
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Premium quality card with a smooth finish
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Blank inside for your message
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Standard A5 size and supplied with a white envelope
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Printed in the UK using sustainable card stock
Perfect For
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Adults buying for cricket-loving sons, daughters, nieces, nephews or grandchildren
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Junior cricketers celebrating birthdays of any age
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Kids who spend more time in the nets than on their screens
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Parents, aunties, uncles or grandparents who want to give a card that hits the middle
Give a birthday card that’s guaranteed to raise a grin from any junior cricketer.
This isn’t just another birthday card, it’s a cheeky little nod to their future stardom on the pitch, and the perfect excuse to keep dreaming big with bat in hand.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
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UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
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All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
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2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
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You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
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You're Not Getting Older FAQs
How do you wish a happy birthday to a young cricketer?
How do you wish a happy birthday to a young cricketer?
You can say something fun and personal like “You're not getting older, you're just building your cricketing experience!” or “Hope your day is packed with runs, wickets and birthday cake!”
What makes a birthday card perfect for a cricket-loving child?
What makes a birthday card perfect for a cricket-loving child?
A great cricket birthday card includes humour, recognisable cricket phrases or themes, and a personal touch that shows you understand their passion for the sport.
Are there birthday cards just for junior cricketers?
Are there birthday cards just for junior cricketers?
Yes, we offer cricket birthday cards specifically designed for children who love the game, whether they play, watch or simply dream of cricket stardom.
Can I find a funny cricket-themed birthday card for kids?
Can I find a funny cricket-themed birthday card for kids?
Absolutely. Our range includes light-hearted and witty birthday cards that are perfect for raising a smile and celebrating their love of cricket.
What occasions are cricket birthday cards best suited for?
What occasions are cricket birthday cards best suited for?
They’re ideal for birthdays of cricket-obsessed children, whether it’s your son, daughter, niece, nephew or grandchild, and make a fun, sporty addition to any birthday celebration.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Cricket Birthday Card – “You're Not Getting Older, You're Just Building Your Cricketing Experience!”
Looking for the perfect birthday card for a cricket-obsessed child? Whether you're a parent, grandparent, aunt, uncle or family friend, this hilarious cricket-themed birthday card is guaranteed to raise a smile and make their special day even more memorable. Featuring the witty line “You're Not Getting Older, You're Just Building Your Cricketing Experience!” on the front, it’s a light-hearted way to remind them that every birthday is just another step on their journey to cricketing greatness.
Ideal for adults who want to give a meaningful, funny and personal birthday card, this design is especially suited to children who live and breathe cricket. Whether they dream of opening the batting for England, love smashing it around in the back garden or are simply counting down the days to their next training session, this card will hit the mark.
🎯 Why This Card Stands Out
It’s more than just a birthday card, it’s a thoughtful cricket-themed gift that shows you’ve taken the time to choose something that reflects their passion. Perfectly pitched for junior cricketers, it delivers the laughs while also letting them know just how much you support their love for the game.
📝 Product Features
- 🎉 Funny cricket slogan designed especially for children who love the game
- 💌 A5 size with a smooth, high-quality finish
- 🖊️ Blank inside for your own personalised birthday message
- 📦 Comes with a crisp white envelope ready for gifting or posting
- 🌱 Printed in the UK using sustainable card stock
🎁 Perfect For
- 👨👩👧👦 Parents, grandparents, aunties and uncles buying for cricket-loving boys or girls
- 🏏 Kids who play junior cricket, love watching the Ashes or can't wait for the next net session
- 🎂 Children’s birthdays where the theme is sporty, fun or focused around their hobbies
- 📬 Adults looking to send a unique and memorable birthday card that feels personal
Give a birthday card that’s as fun as it is thoughtful. With its bold design and cricketing humour, this card is a brilliant way to show a young player you’ve been paying attention to what they love. Order yours today and make their birthday truly unforgettable, it's the perfect finishing touch to any cricket-themed celebration.
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