My Cricket Coach Is the Best in the World Fact, Not Opinion | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Hot And Cold Drinks, Perfect For Boys And Girls & Cricket Coach's
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and built to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Looking for the perfect gift to say thank you to your cricket coach? Whether it’s the end of the season, a birthday, or just because they deserve a bit of appreciation, this funny stainless steel water bottle is the ideal way to show it.
With the bold message ‘My Cricket Coach Is the Best in the World Fact, Not Opinion’ proudly printed on the front, it’s guaranteed to make your coach smile and stay hydrated in style.
Made from high-quality stainless steel and finished in classic white, this reusable bottle is practical, durable, and downright hilarious.
It’s a great mix of function and fun that your coach can use during training sessions, match days, or simply when they’re out and about.
Product Features
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500ml stainless steel bottle with secure, screw-top lid
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Printed with a bold and funny cricket slogan
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Keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
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Durable, reusable, and easy to clean
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Finished in crisp white with a smooth matte coating
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Eco-friendly alternative to single-use plastic bottles
Perfect For
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Cricket coaches who’ve gone above and beyond
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Junior players wanting to show appreciation
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Parents looking for a unique gift from their child’s team
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End-of-season thank-you presents
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Club presentations and awards nights
Whether they keep it in their kit bag or proudly on their desk, this water bottle is more than just useful; it’s a daily reminder that they’re appreciated.
It’s a small but mighty way to say “thanks coach” with a bit of personality. If you want a gift that stands out and makes an impact, this one’s a winner.
Go on, treat your coach, they’ve earned it.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
My Cricket Coach Is the Best FAQs
What is a good gift for a cricket coach?
What is a good gift for a cricket coach?
A personalised or humorous water bottle makes a brilliant and practical thank-you gift, especially one they can use during training and matches.
Are reusable water bottles a good gift idea?
Are reusable water bottles a good gift idea?
Yes, they’re functional, eco-friendly, and offer everyday value, especially when they come with a personal or funny message for someone special.
What makes a water bottle a thoughtful gift?
What makes a water bottle a thoughtful gift?
Custom designs, meaningful messages, and practical use make them thoughtful. Adding a slogan that reflects appreciation or inside jokes adds a personal touch.
When should you give a coach a thank-you gift?
When should you give a coach a thank-you gift?
End of season, team presentations, birthdays, or even just as a surprise token of appreciation are all perfect moments.
What should I write on a coach gift?
What should I write on a coach gift?
Funny and heartfelt messages like ‘My Cricket Coach Is the Best in the World Fact, Not Opinion’ strike the perfect balance between humour and gratitude.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Cricket Coach Stainless Steel Water Bottle – 'My Cricket Coach Is the Best in the World Fact, Not Opinion'
When it comes to finding the perfect gift for your cricket coach, this water bottle hits the mark every time. Designed to make them smile while keeping them hydrated, this bold and funny bottle says exactly what every great coach deserves to hear: ‘My Cricket Coach Is the Best in the World Fact, Not Opinion’.
Whether it’s for the end of the season, a birthday celebration or simply a thank you for all their hard work, this stainless steel water bottle is both practical and personal. The clean white finish makes the slogan pop, and the insulated design means it’s as useful in the nets as it is at home or on the go. It’s a brilliant way to turn admiration into a gift they’ll use every day.
🏏 Who is this water bottle for?
This bottle is designed for one very important person, your cricket coach. Whether they coach your child’s under-9s team or they’re your own club mentor, this bottle is perfect for showing just how much they’re appreciated. It’s a fun yet meaningful gift that celebrates their dedication, encouragement and impact on the game.
If your coach has gone the extra mile this season, made training fun, or helped improve your performance and confidence, this is the ideal way to say thank you. It’s suitable for junior players, proud parents, team captains or entire squads looking for a thoughtful, funny and practical gift.
🎁 Perfect gift occasions
- 🎉 End-of-season thank you gift – a great way to show appreciation at awards night or team presentations
- 🎂 Birthday present – something unique and personal that shows you’ve made the effort
- 🧢 Coach appreciation day – a fun way to give a useful item with a brilliant message
- 🏆 Cricket club gift – ideal for junior or adult teams wanting to recognise their coach’s hard work
- 🎄 Christmas stocking filler – perfect for coaches who already have all the whistles and clipboards
💧 Product features
- ✅ 500ml stainless steel bottle with screw-top lid
- ✅ Keeps drinks hot or cold for hours – great for long match days
- ✅ Finished in crisp white with high-quality printing
- ✅ Reusable and eco-friendly – ditch the plastic
- ✅ Easy to clean and durable – built to last through the seasons
If you're stuck for ideas and want a gift that stands out, this water bottle is a guaranteed win. It’s thoughtful, funny and functional, the perfect combination for any coach who’s made a difference this season.
Ready to make your coach’s day? Add this to your basket and give a gift that’s guaranteed to raise a smile and be used all year round.
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