If Football Was Easy You’d Be Good at It | Funny Football Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
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Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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For the footy-mad parents who can’t resist a bit of cheeky banter, this hilarious baby grow says what everyone’s thinking.
Featuring the bold slogan “If Football Was Easy You’d Be Good at It”, it’s perfect for little ones whose parents live and breathe football and aren’t afraid to laugh while doing it.
Made from soft cotton for all-day comfort and wriggle-friendly movement, this baby grow comes in classic white and is ideal for match days, weekend kickabouts, or just winding up mates who think they’ve still got it.
Product Features:
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Bold “If Football Was Easy You’d Be Good at It” slogan
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Soft and breathable fabric for all-day comfort
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Envelope neckline for easy dressing
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Nickel-free poppers for quick nappy changes
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Machine washable and tumble dry friendly
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Available in sizes: 0–3, 3–6, 6–9, 9–12, 12–18, and 18–24 months
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Colour: White
Perfect for:
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Football-mad mums and dads
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Banter-loving uncles and aunties
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Baby shower gifts with a twist
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Newborns destined for Saturday league greatness
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Parents who support any team… as long as it's not theirs losing
Make your little one part of the football fun from day one. Whether it’s a gift or a treat for your own mini striker, this baby grow will get laughs, nods, and probably a few playful jibes too.
Order now and kit your baby out in comedy gold.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
If Football Was Easy You’d Be Good at It FAQs
What makes a baby grow a good gift for new parents?
What makes a baby grow a good gift for new parents?
A baby grow is a practical and thoughtful gift for new parents because it’s something they’ll use daily. Add a touch of humour or personalisation—like our “If Football Was Easy You’d Be Good at It” design—and it becomes more than just clothing; it’s a keepsake that stands out and brings a smile.
Do people give gifts for newborn babies?
Do people give gifts for newborn babies?
Yes, absolutely. It’s very common to give gifts for newborns—especially baby grows, blankets, and soft toys. Funny or themed baby grows are especially popular for baby showers, first visits, and newborn welcome gifts.
How many baby grows do I need for a newborn?
How many baby grows do I need for a newborn?
Most parents find they need around 6 to 8 baby grows in the first few weeks. Newborns can go through several outfit changes a day, so having a mix of plain essentials and fun or themed options like this one gives parents practical variety.
What’s a good price for a baby gift?
What’s a good price for a baby gift?
Around £10–£30 is a typical and thoughtful price range for baby gifts. Our football-themed baby grow fits perfectly within this budget, offering quality and personality without breaking the bank.
When is the best time to buy baby clothes as a gift?
When is the best time to buy baby clothes as a gift?
You can buy baby clothes at any stage, but they’re especially popular for baby showers, first visits, or special occasions like Father’s Day and birthdays. Buying in sizes beyond newborn (like 3–6 or 6–9 months) is a smart move, too, giving parents something to look forward to as their baby grows.
Why Cows Corner?
If Football Was Easy You’d Be Good at It – Funny Baby Grow
Looking for the perfect gift for football-mad parents with a sense of humour? Our “If Football Was Easy You’d Be Good at It” baby grow is guaranteed to raise a smile.
Whether it’s for match days, first kickabouts, or just showing off at family gatherings, this white baby grow brings the banter while keeping your little one cosy and comfortable.
Made from soft, breathable fabric and designed with practicality in mind, it’s a winning combination of comfort and comedy. The cheeky slogan is bold, brilliant, and bound to spark a few laughs from fellow footy fans (and rivals alike).
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
- ⚽ Newborns of football-loving parents
- 🎉 Baby showers where laughs are guaranteed
- 🍼 First Father’s Day or Mother’s Day presents
- 👶 Birthday gifts for babies aged 0–24 months
- 🏆 Christening presents with personality
- 📦 Funny gifts from football mates, godparents or cheeky uncles
🧸 Product Features:
- 👕 White baby grow with bold black slogan: "If Football Was Easy You’d Be Good at It"
- 🌿 Super-soft cotton for maximum comfort
- 👶 Envelope neckline – easy to get over wriggly heads
- 🔄 Nickel-free poppers for fuss-free nappy changes
- 🧼 Machine washable and tumble dryer friendly
- 📏 Available in sizes: 0–3, 3–6, 6–9, 9–12, 12–18, and 18–24 months
This baby grow isn’t just a piece of clothing, it’s a statement. A cheeky nod to the beautiful game, a jab at your mates, and a surefire way to raise a few laughs at the next family get-together.
Whether you're buying for your own baby or gifting to a fellow footy nut, this baby grow hits the back of the net every time.
Ready to make them laugh? Add it to your basket today and get it delivered straight to the door – gift-wrapped and match-ready if you fancy. 💥
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