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Absolutely adorable baby grow. The fabric is super soft and gentle on the skin, and the print quality is brilliant.
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Hi, I’m Len, a sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. After receiving a disappointing sports gift, I decided to create Cows Corner, a place for funny, high-quality sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Every design is made to raise a smile, printed to last, and sent with the same care I’d expect if I were the one opening it.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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They might not have kicked a ball yet, but that doesn't mean they can't get involved in the banter. Our "Your First Touch Is a Crime Against Football" baby grow is perfect for parents who love the beautiful game, and love taking the mickey.
Whether you're raising the next Premier League star or just enjoying a laugh at Sunday league miscontrol, this cheeky design is guaranteed to raise a smile at family kickabouts and football-filled weekends. It's made for comfort, laughs, and tiny future footballers.
Product Features:
Soft, breathable cotton blend – gentle on delicate skin
Envelope neckline for easy dressing
Poppers at the bottom for quick nappy changes
Available in black for a bold, stand-out look
Sizes from newborn to toddler: 0–3, 3–6, 6–9, 9–12, 12–18, 18–24 months
Printed in the UK with a premium quality slogan that lasts wash after wash
Perfect for:
Football-mad mums and dads
Baby showers for sporty families
Parents with a sharp sense of humour
Weekend matchday outfits (because babies need banter too)
Gifting to teammates who’ve just had a baby
Whether for your little one or a friend’s future footie fan, this baby grow brings the laughs early and gives everyone a break from VAR debates.
Grab yours now and let the comedy kick off from day one!
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
Yes, gifting for a newborn is a lovely tradition – especially for close friends, family members, or teammates. A funny baby grow, like our "Your First Touch Is a Crime Against Football" design, makes for a unique and memorable present that stands out from the usual soft toys and bibs.
If the new mum or dad is football-mad, a themed baby grow is a brilliant choice. It blends practicality with humour, making it both wearable and giftable. Ours is a popular pick at baby showers, gender reveals, and for new baby announcements in football families.
Newborns typically need around 6 to 8 sleepsuits or baby grows to keep up with all the outfit changes. That’s why novelty baby grows make such great gifts, they’re both fun and functional, giving parents more options while keeping their little one comfy.
Absolutely! It’s often the unexpected, light-hearted gifts that become the most memorable. A funny baby grow like ours is perfect for breaking the ice at baby showers and bringing a smile to the parents-to-be — especially if they’re the football banter type.
Most people begin shopping for baby gifts during the second trimester or just before the baby arrives. If you’re attending a baby shower or planning a special gift to mark the birth, ordering early ensures you don’t miss out, particularly on limited-run or best-selling baby grows like this one.
If you're a football-obsessed parent or looking for a hilarious gift for someone who is, this baby grow is a back-of-the-net winner. With the bold slogan "Your First Touch Is a Crime Against Football", it brings all the humour of the terraces into a tiny, wearable form.
Whether it’s for your own little future striker or a teammate’s new arrival, this is a must-have for football families who like a bit of banter with their babywear.
Designed for comfort and style, it’s made from a soft cotton blend that’s gentle on baby skin – because just like a Sunday league pitch, there’s no room for unnecessary roughness.
The black colour keeps things classic, while the printed slogan is designed to last season after season (or at least through the toddler years).
Whether you’re shopping for your own little one or searching for the perfect gift for a football-loving friend, this funny baby grow hits the mark. It’s cheeky, charming and guaranteed to score laughs at the next family get-together or matchday pub visit.
Don't miss out — add it to your basket today and give the gift of early football banter!
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