I’d Like To Play for an Italian Club Like Barcelona – Mark Draper | Funny Football Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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For the football-loving parents who appreciate legendary misquotes and a bit of proper football banter, this hilarious baby-grow is a pitch-perfect choice.
Featuring the unforgettable Mark Draper gem, “I’d like to play for an Italian club like Barcelona,” this black baby-grow delivers comedy gold in the form of pure nostalgia and tongue-in-cheek wit.
Made for the tiniest members of the fan club, this baby-grow is as comfortable as it is funny, keeping your little one cosy while raising a smile wherever they go. Whether you’re watching the match, heading to a family BBQ or snapping a photo for the group chat, this one’s guaranteed to get a few chuckles.
Available in UK sizes: 0–3 months, 3–6 months, 6–9 months, 9–12 months, 12–18 months and 18–24 months, it’s the perfect gift for new parents who know their Serie A from their La Liga, or who love a classic football quote gone wrong.
Product Features
• 100% soft cotton for all-day comfort
• Easy envelope neckline and nickel-free poppers for quick changing
• Printed with bold, long-lasting inks
• Designed and printed in the UK
• Machine washable and baby skin-friendly
• Available in black
Perfect for
• Parents who love football and have a good sense of humour
• New baby gifts for football families
• Banter-loving mums and dads with a soft spot for 90s football
• Baby match day outfits with a twist
• Uncles, aunties or friends looking for a fun and unique present
Get them giggling before they can even kick a ball. This baby-grow is more than just a funny quote, it’s a tribute to every football fan who’s ever shouted at the telly.
Grab yours today and let the laughs begin!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
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I’d Like To Play for an Italian Club FAQs
What is a good gift for a new baby that’s a bit different?
What is a good gift for a new baby that’s a bit different?
A funny baby-grow with a classic football quote is a unique and memorable present, perfect for parents who love the beautiful game and enjoy a good laugh.
When is the best time to buy baby clothes as a gift?
When is the best time to buy baby clothes as a gift?
Most parents start receiving gifts during baby showers or just after birth, making the first few weeks the ideal time to give a baby-grow. Sizes up to 24 months also make it great for birthdays and first milestones.
How many baby-grows do newborns actually need?
How many baby-grows do newborns actually need?
Newborns typically need several baby-grows to allow for regular changes. A gift baby-grow with a fun design adds something special and stands out from everyday basics.
Do baby-grows make good gifts for football-loving families?
Do baby-grows make good gifts for football-loving families?
Absolutely, if the parents are football fans, a baby-grow featuring a funny quote or iconic football moment is both thoughtful and personal.
Can baby-grows be used for special occasions or just everyday wear?
Can baby-grows be used for special occasions or just everyday wear?
They’re perfect for both. A novelty baby-grow can be worn for match days, family photos, or just to add a touch of humour to the daily routine.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Football Baby-Grow – “I’d Like To Play for an Italian Club Like Barcelona – Mark Draper”
Looking for a hilarious football-themed baby-grow that delivers on both comfort and comedy? This side-splitting baby-grow featuring Mark Draper’s unforgettable footballing faux pas, “I’d like to play for an Italian club like Barcelona”, is the perfect combination of wit and warmth. Designed especially for babies born into football-mad households, this is a guaranteed conversation starter for parents, family and fellow fans.
Made for Parents Who Love a Laugh
This baby-grow isn’t just for babies, it’s for the parents who proudly pass on their love of football from day one. If the beautiful game runs through your veins and your group chat is filled with memes, match highlights and funny quotes from the 90s, this one’s for you. Whether you support a Premier League giant or a non-league local hero, you’ll appreciate the banter behind this classic line.
The Ideal Gift for Football Families
This baby-grow makes a brilliant gift for all sorts of occasions, and it's something parents will actually use and remember. Whether it’s for:
- 🎁 A hilarious baby shower present
- 🎉 A unique first birthday outfit
- 👶 A clever way to announce a football-themed pregnancy
- 🏆 A new baby welcome gift for football-obsessed friends or colleagues
- 📸 A memorable photo prop for match days and milestone moments
The design is printed on a soft, black baby-grow available in multiple sizes to suit little legends aged 0 to 24 months. Made from high-quality cotton, it’s gentle on delicate skin and tough enough to handle the odd spill, dribble or celebratory milk bottle moment.
Product Features
- 🧵 100% soft cotton fabric for ultimate comfort
- 👕 Envelope neckline for easy dressing
- 🍼 Nickel-free poppers for fuss-free changing
- 🎨 Bold print using baby-safe, long-lasting inks
- 🧼 Machine washable and made to last
- 🖤 Available in stylish black
- 📏 Sizes: 0–3, 3–6, 6–9, 9–12, 12–18 and 18–24 months
Give a Gift That Scores Every Time
If you’re shopping for new parents who eat, sleep and breathe football, this baby-grow will hit the back of the net. It’s not just a funny line, it’s a nod to the chaos and comedy that makes football so lovable. Ideal for birthdays, baby showers or just because, this one’s destined to be a family favourite and a keepsake for years to come.
Order yours today and make sure the littlest member of the team gets the attention they deserve. After all, it’s never too early to start building a proper football wardrobe!
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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
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