I Can’t Even Remember When the Seventies Were – Robbie Keane | Funny Football Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
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Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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If you're a football-mad parent with a love for iconic quotes and a healthy dose of banter, this one's for you.
Our funny football baby grow features the unforgettable Robbie Keane classic – “I can’t even remember when the Seventies were” – printed on the front in bold, cheeky lettering. Whether you're raising a future striker or enjoy a good laugh, this baby grow lets your little one join in the beautiful game right from day one.
Made with soft cotton for delicate skin and designed for easy changing, this is the perfect gift for any football-loving family who appreciates a bit of humour with their half-time cuppa.
Product Features
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Made from soft, breathable 100% cotton
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Printed with a funny football quote for parents who love a laugh
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Available in black with crisp white lettering
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Popper fastenings for quick and easy nappy changes
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Machine washable and tumble dryer friendly
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Sizes available: 0–3 months, 3–6 months, 6–9 months, 9–12 months, 12–18 months, 18–24 months
Perfect For
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Parents who live and breathe football
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New baby gifts with a hilarious twist
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Football dads and mums who love a bit of dressing-room banter
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Fans of Robbie Keane and iconic football quotes
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Baby showers, birthdays and “just because” gifts for sporty families
Whether you're off to five-a-side or just watching Match of the Day with a brew in hand, this baby grow is guaranteed to raise a smile.
Add one to your basket and score serious points with the football-loving grown-ups in your life.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
I Can’t Even Remember FAQs
What is the first thing to buy for a newborn?
What is the first thing to buy for a newborn?
New parents often start with essentials like sleepsuits, bodysuits and baby grows. A soft, humorous baby grow makes a thoughtful and practical first gift, combining comfort with personality.
How many sleepsuits does a newborn need?
How many sleepsuits does a newborn need?
On average, newborns need 6 to 8 sleepsuits or baby grows to get started. Gifting a funny or themed baby grow adds variety and makes everyday wear that little bit more memorable.
When should I start buying baby clothes?
When should I start buying baby clothes?
Most parents begin buying clothes during the second trimester. If you’re looking for a baby shower gift or a welcome-home surprise, a funny baby grow with a football twist is perfect at any stage.
What size baby grow should I buy as a gift?
What size baby grow should I buy as a gift?
0–3 months is a safe choice for newborns, but 3–6 or 6–9 months are ideal for gifts that will be worn a little later, especially if the baby is already close to arriving.
Are funny baby grows suitable for newborns?
Are funny baby grows suitable for newborns?
Absolutely. As long as the fabric is soft and the design doesn't interfere with comfort, funny baby grows are a great way to add humour and style to a newborn’s wardrobe, and give the parents a well-earned laugh.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Football Baby Grow – “I Can’t Even Remember When the Seventies Were”
Looking for a gift that will leave football-loving parents in stitches? Our Robbie Keane quote baby grow is the ultimate choice for families who adore the beautiful game and never miss a chance for a good laugh. With Keane’s famously baffling quote front and centre, this piece of babywear is guaranteed to get a reaction at baby showers, match day meetups or during Sunday roast with the in-laws.
Designed for comfort, practicality and personality, this baby grow is made from soft cotton that’s kind to newborn skin and features quick popper fastenings for hassle-free changes. Available in classic black, it’s as stylish as it is funny, and a surefire winner for any football-mad household.
⚽ Who’s it for?
This baby grow is tailor-made for:
- 👶 Babies with parents who live and breathe football
- 😂 Families who love a laugh and appreciate football banter
- ⚽ Newborns destined for a lifetime of Saturday kick-offs
- 🏟️ Fans of Robbie Keane and classic football moments
- 👕 Parents looking to kit out their little one in something more exciting than plain babywear
🎁 Perfect gift occasions
Whether you’re buying for your own child or gifting to a football-loving friend or relative, this baby grow fits the bill perfectly. It’s ideal for:
- 🎂 First birthdays or milestone baby months
- 🎉 Baby showers with a twist of humour
- 👶 Welcome-to-the-world presents with personality
- 🎄 Christmas gifts for new parents and their future number 10
- 🍼 “Just because” surprises for sporty families
🧼 Product details
- 🖤 Available in black with a bold white design
- 🧵 Made from soft 100% cotton for delicate skin
- 👕 Sizes: 0–3, 3–6, 6–9, 9–12, 12–18, 18–24 months
- ⚙️ Popper fastenings for quick nappy changes
- 🧽 Machine washable and tumble dryer safe
Inject some humour into your little one’s wardrobe and give the grown-ups something to chuckle about. Whether it’s for a friend, a sibling or your own mini teammate, this funny baby grow will be the standout gift they didn’t know they needed. Order now and make sure the next baby photo is one for the group chat!
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