Soft, cosy and built to last, ideal for all occasions birthdays, Christmas and every chilly training night.
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Soft, cosy and built to last, ideal for all occasions birthdays, Christmas and every chilly training night.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Let’s be honest, football fans love a good debate, but some little legends have already decided. Forget the Ballon d'Or, this hilarious hoodie crowns Dad the Greatest of All Time and does it with style.
Whether you're pitchside, at home, or heading out for a kickabout, this cheeky hoodie brings football banter to life in the best possible way.
Designed for young football fans who know exactly where their loyalties lie, it’s the perfect gift for kids with footy-mad parents. Comfortable, playful and brilliantly bold, it’s guaranteed to raise smiles, especially from the one who does all the drop-offs, clean-ups and post-match snacks.
Made from a soft cotton blend and available in classic white, this hoodie is a fun way for little ones to show off how much they rate their dad.
• Sizes from 3xs to L, ideal for toddlers to pre-teens
• Bold front print: “Messi, Ronaldo…Nah, My Dad’s the Real GOAT!”
• Made from a soft cotton blend for all-day comfort
• Classic white colour that goes with everything
• Ribbed cuffs and hem for a cosy fit
• Easy to wash, hard not to love
• Kids who think their dad is better than Messi and Ronaldo combined
• Parents who want to share a laugh with their little football fan
• Birthday gifts, Father’s Day surprises or just because
• Sideline supporters and mini matchday mascots
Whether you're raising the next superstar or want your little one to back your ball skills, this hoodie brings serious game.
Grab yours today and let them tell the world who the real GOAT is, no boots required.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Gifting a hoodie often symbolises warmth, comfort and a personal connection. In the case of our “My Dad’s the Real GOAT” hoodie, it’s also a fun way to celebrate your child’s relationship with their football-loving dad, combining humour with heartfelt meaning.
Absolutely. This hoodie is one of our most popular choices for Father’s Day. It’s a playful nod to all the dads out there who think they’ve still got what it takes on the pitch, and it gives kids a cheeky way to back their number one.
Our hoodie comes in sizes from 3XS to L, making it suitable for toddlers through to older children. If you're unsure which size to choose, we recommend checking the product size guide for more details.
Not at all. This hoodie is designed for any child who wants to celebrate their dad, whether they’re football-mad boys, girls or future referees. It’s all about the bond between parent and child, with a bit of footy banter thrown in.
It’s a great choice for birthdays, Father’s Day, Christmas, or even just
This hilarious football-themed hoodie is the ultimate feel-good gift for kids with football-mad dads. Whether your little one is already dribbling (on or off the pitch) or just loves the beautiful game, this playful design delivers laughs, love and top-drawer banter. The bold front slogan — “Messi, Ronaldo…Nah, My Dad’s the Real GOAT!” — turns everyday wear into a statement that celebrates the world’s greatest player… Dad.
Made from a super-soft cotton blend, this white hoodie is perfect for layering on matchdays, weekend kickabouts or cosy days at home. It’s available in a wide range of junior sizes from 3XS to L, making it ideal for toddlers through to football-loving pre-teens.
This hoodie is designed for:
Whether you're surprising a football-loving child, planning a cheeky Father's Day reveal or just want to share a smile between matches, this hoodie hits the back of the net.
Order yours today and give your little one the gear to back their favourite player, Dad. It’s a goal-scoring gift guaranteed to raise a grin. 🐐⚽
This football hoodie is made for anyone who lives and breathes the game. Whether you are playing, watching, coaching or just love a bit of football banter, it brings warmth, comfort and style together in one classic layer. Our football hoodies are soft, durable and perfect for everyday wear, match days and everything in between. From the terraces to the training ground, it is your go to hoodie for all things football.
If you are the type who plans weekends around kick off times, this football hoodie belongs in your wardrobe. It is cosy enough for cold match days yet light enough to wear indoors. The design celebrates the passion of the game while keeping your look relaxed and timeless.
Pair it with jeans or joggers for that effortless supporter style that works just as well in the pub as it does in the stands.
After a long session or a hard fought match, there is nothing better than pulling on a warm football fleece hoodie. It feels like recovery and celebration rolled into one. Perfect for travelling to games, training nights or post match food stops, this football sweatshirt has a comfortable fit that suits every player on the team.
Team up with matching football team hoodies for that united look both on and off the pitch.
For the proud dad who never misses a fixture, this mens football hoodie is the perfect choice. Comfortable, warm and full of character, it looks great on the sidelines or at home shouting encouragement from the sofa. Every football club hoodie in our range is made to last, wash after wash, season after season.
It makes a thoughtful gift for birthdays, Father’s Day or those just because moments when he deserves a reminder that he is the ultimate supporter.
Every dedicated mum who spends her weekends watching matches and cheering from the touchline needs a football mum hoodie. Soft, stylish and easy to wear, it keeps you warm through the early kick offs and the unpredictable British weather. The relaxed fit and smooth fleece lining make it an instant favourite for match days or casual wear.
It is the kind of football sweatshirt that says you are part of the team, even without the boots.
If you are part of a club or support one passionately, a football club hoodie is a must have. It works for local teams, Sunday league legends and die hard fans alike. The look is sporty yet casual, with a clean design that shows your love of the game in style.
Football clubs hoodies like this one keep you comfortable through long training sessions, weekend tournaments and chilly evening matches.
This design has hints of classic football fashion that never go out of style. Our vintage football sweatshirts and retro football sweatshirts bring back the golden era of the game with a modern, comfortable feel. They pair effortlessly with jeans or joggers and make perfect layering pieces for cool autumn afternoons.
It is an ideal pick for fans who appreciate nostalgia as much as they appreciate a good result.
From grassroots to academy level, every coach deserves a warm and reliable hoodie football top. This football fleece hoodie is practical, durable and comfortable enough for long days running drills, managing players or watching from the dugout. The material is soft on the inside and tough enough to handle a bit of rain and wind.
Add a personalised football hoodie with a name or role on it for that professional touch that stands out on the sideline.
Team spirit starts with the right kit. Matching football team hoodies bring everyone together on and off the pitch. Comfortable enough for travel, warm up and classroom wear, these football sweaters give a sense of unity and pride that every squad needs.
Add your crest or initials to create personalised football hoodies that make your team look the part every single time.
This football sweatshirt is perfect for training, gym sessions or light warm ups. The soft fleece interior keeps you warm without restricting movement, making it ideal for outdoor runs or practice sessions on cooler days. It is breathable yet snug, so you can focus on your game and not the weather.
It is the kind of sweatshirt football players reach for first in their kit bag.
Travelling to watch or play football is always better when you are comfortable. This hoodie football style keeps you warm on buses, planes and late night returns. It is stylish enough for team dinners and laid back enough for long journeys. Add a logo or name to make it your go to travel hoodie for every trip.
Football clubs hoodies like this one bring that sense of belonging wherever the game takes you.
Looking for the perfect present for a football lover? You cannot go wrong with a quality football hoodie. It is practical, stylish and always appreciated. Whether you choose a personalised football hoodie or a simple design, it is the kind of gift that gets worn all year round.
Perfect for birthdays, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day or just a thoughtful surprise for someone who loves the game.
When the temperature drops, a football christmas hoodie is a winner. Warm, cosy and festive, it keeps the football spirit alive through the holidays. Great for fans, coaches and players, it makes a thoughtful seasonal gift that will be worn well beyond December.
Football sweaters and sweatshirts like this one turn winter comfort into a celebration of your favourite sport.
This football hoodie is not just for match days. Its classic fit and super soft feel make it ideal for daily outfits. Whether you are running errands, relaxing at home or meeting mates, it brings that easy going football energy everywhere you go. It is the kind of hoodie you will reach for again and again.
Perfectly balanced between sporty and casual, it shows your love of football in the most comfortable way possible.
This football hoodie is for every fan who feels most at home when there is a match on. It is for the ones who never miss a goal, who travel to away games, who play rain or shine and who carry their passion everywhere they go. With its soft fabric, clean look and lasting warmth, it is made for football people through and through.
Wear it proudly, stay warm and keep your love for the game on full display, because true football style never goes out of season.
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Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.
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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time
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From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch
