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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
There’s nothing quite like a cheeky bit of football banter to wind up your mates – and this hoodie does it in style. Whether you're shouting from the stands, watching from the sofa, or having a kickabout at the park, this one’s for the football fans who know their stuff and aren’t afraid to let everyone else know it too.
This white hoodie, with the bold slogan "If Football Was Easy, You’d Be Good at It" front and centre, delivers top-tier humour with a side of smugness.
Comfortable, warm, and built for proper football lovers who appreciate a bit of friendly rivalry.
Available in sizes 2XS, S, M, L, 2XL, 3XL & 4XL – because banter fits everyone.
Product Features:
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Classic fit, unisex black hoodie with front pocket
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Made from a soft, warm cotton-blend fabric
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Ribbed cuffs and hem for added comfort
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Machine washable and designed to last all season
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Printed with a bold, high-quality slogan that won’t fade
Perfect for:
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Football fans with a sharp sense of humour
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Mates who never let you forget that missed sitter
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Sunday league legends and pub pundits alike
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Gifting to that one friend who thinks they’re Premier League quality
So if you're ready to bring the banter and wear your football wit with pride, this hoodie has your name on it. Grab yours now and let the digs talk, on and off the pitch.
Limited stock – don’t miss your chance to score big on laughs. Add to basket today!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
If Football Was Easy You’d Be Good at It FAQs
What does it mean to give someone a hoodie as a gift?

What does it mean to give someone a hoodie as a gift?
Giving a hoodie as a gift is a thoughtful gesture that mixes comfort with personal style. It’s a way of saying, “I know what makes you laugh, and I want you to feel relaxed and warm.” Our funny football hoodie is ideal for showing appreciation to someone who loves the game and enjoys a bit of banter.
Is this hoodie a good gift for football fans who already have loads of merch?

Is this hoodie a good gift for football fans who already have loads of merch?
Absolutely. This hoodie stands out from typical football merchandise with its humour and universal appeal. It’s perfect for fans of all clubs, making it a brilliant and original gift idea even for the most dedicated collector.
What size should I buy as a gift if I’m unsure?

What size should I buy as a gift if I’m unsure?
If you're not sure on sizing, we recommend going up a size for a more relaxed, oversized fit – which is always popular for hoodies. Our size range runs from 2XS to 4XL, so there’s a comfortable option for everyone.
When is the best occasion to gift a hoodie like this?

When is the best occasion to gift a hoodie like this?
This funny football hoodie makes an excellent present for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, Secret Santa, or as a thank-you to a coach or teammate at the end of the season. It’s versatile, memorable, and sure to raise a smile.
Is this hoodie suitable for both men and women?

Is this hoodie suitable for both men and women?
Yes, the hoodie has a unisex fit that suits everyone. Whether it’s a partner, sibling, teammate, or best mate, it’s a brilliant gift for any football fan who loves a good laugh.
If Football Was Easy You’d Be Good at It – Funny Football Hoodie
Bring the banter to match day with this bold and brilliant football hoodie. Featuring the sharp-witted slogan "If Football Was Easy You’d Be Good at It", this hoodie is made for the fans who live and breathe the beautiful game, and love winding up their mates in the process.
Whether you're heading to the pub, the pitch, or just lounging at home watching the big game, this black hoodie is a guaranteed conversation starter.
It’s warm, comfortable, and built for year-round wear – a go-to layer for football fanatics with a sense of humour.
🎁 Perfect Gift For
- 🎂 Birthday presents for football lovers
- 🎄 Christmas gifts for mates who take the game *far* too seriously
- 🏆 End-of-season thank yous for coaches and players
- 💡 Secret Santa gifts with a bit of personality
- 💬 Fans who never miss a chance for a cheeky dig
🧵 Product Features
- 🖤 Classic black hoodie with bold front slogan
- 📏 Sizes available: 2XS, S, M, L, 2XL, 3XL & 4XL
- 🧵 Soft cotton-blend fabric for warmth and all-day comfort
- 🧼 Machine washable and hard-wearing
- 👜 Handy front pouch pocket – perfect for warming your hands or hiding the match snacks
This hoodie is the perfect mix of comfort, quality, and comedy. It’s made for those who know their football – and aren’t afraid to have a little dig at their mates (or their rival team).
From casual fans to five-a-side legends, it’s the ideal gift for anyone who spends their weekends shouting at the telly or showing off their tekkers at the local park.
Don’t wait for extra time – order yours now and score big with a hoodie that hits the back of the net for laughs and comfort.

Design Your Own AI Designed Product
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Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.

Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
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Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.

Funny Sports Hoodies
products | hoodies
Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour

Funny Sports Mugs
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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

T-shirt With a Smile
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

Upload Your Own Images to Products
product | own images
Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget

Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.