If your idea of a perfect Saturday involves a dodgy pitch, a big tackle and a bit of lip on the side, this hoodie was made for you.
With the brilliantly cheeky slogan “I’d Mark You but You’re Not Worth the Effort” printed boldly on the front, it’s the ultimate bit of football banter for players and fans alike.
Whether you’re warming the bench, bossing Sunday League or just heckling from the sidelines, this one’s guaranteed to raise a few eyebrows and laughs.
Made for maximum comfort and serious style off the pitch, it’s available in classic black and comes in a wide range of sizes from 2XS to 4XL, because let’s face it, banter doesn’t have a dress size.
Product Features
• Premium quality black hoodie with a bold, funny football slogan on the front
• Soft, comfortable feel, ideal for post-match pints or lazy weekends
• Ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug fit that keeps the chill out
• Double-lined hood with drawstrings
• Unisex fit in sizes 2XS, S, M, L, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL
• Durable print that holds its shape and humour, wash after wash
Perfect for
• Sunday League legends and pub team pranksters
• Birthday gifts for football-mad mates
• Players who take their banter as seriously as their game
• Fans who know the offside rule but still prefer taking the mick
Get one for yourself or wind up your favourite teammate – either way, this hoodie’s a guaranteed winner.
Stock’s always on the move faster than your mate’s first touch, so grab yours now before the final whistle blows.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
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Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
Giving someone a hoodie often symbolises comfort, care and connection. It’s a practical gift that shows thoughtfulness, especially when it reflects their sense of humour or interests, like our football slogan hoodie. It’s more than just a warm layer, it’s a wearable laugh that feels personal.
Absolutely. Funny hoodies are perfect for football fans who enjoy a bit of banter and like to show off their personality. Our “I’d Mark You but You’re Not Worth the Effort” hoodie is a brilliant choice for birthdays, Christmas or just for winding up teammates.
If you’re unsure, going for a slightly larger size is usually a safe bet, hoodies are meant to be comfy. Our unisex fit ranges from 2XS to 4XL, so you can find the right size whether you’re buying for a petite prankster or a big unit up top.
Yes. This hoodie is unisex and designed to suit football fans of all genders. The cut, slogan and sizing make it a versatile gift for anyone who enjoys football and loves a laugh.
Definitely. This hoodie makes a cracking gift for birthdays, Christmas, end-of-season awards or Secret Santa swaps at the club. It’s funny, useful and personal, the kind of present that keeps delivering smiles long after the wrapping’s gone.
If you know someone who lives for football and never misses a chance to throw in a cheeky comment, this is the hoodie they’ve been waiting for. With the brilliant slogan “I’d Mark You but You’re Not Worth the Effort” printed proudly across the front, this black hoodie serves up pitch-perfect banter with unbeatable comfort. Whether they’re the star striker or the sideline specialist, this is the ultimate way to show off their love for the game — and their sharp tongue.
This hoodie doesn’t just look good, it feels great too. Made from soft, durable fabric with a relaxed unisex fit, it’s perfect for those post-match debriefs at the pub, chilled days at home or simply winding up the opposition. Available in sizes ranging from 2XS to 4XL, it’s designed for football fans of all shapes and sizes.
This hoodie makes a brilliant present for anyone who lives and breathes football — and who loves a bit of friendly fire on and off the pitch. It’s the kind of gift that makes them laugh out loud the moment they unwrap it, and keeps the jokes coming every time they wear it. Whether it’s a teammate, your other half or a best mate with a wicked sense of humour, this hoodie hits the back of the net every time.
Don’t wait until half-time, this popular design sells fast and sizes go quickly. Add it to your basket today and score a proper gifting win before someone else gets there first. Banter never looked so good.
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