I’d Mark You but You’re Not Worth the Effort | Funny Football Hoodie, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes

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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.

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Key Hoodie Features
  • Cotton-faced fabric – Smooth feel, vibrant prints, and everyday comfort.
  • Brushed back fleece lining – Provides warmth, softness, and breathability.
  • Raglan sleeves – Sporty style and unrestricted movement.
  • Lined hood with cross-neck detail – Adds structure, warmth, and modern design.
  • Taped neck – Prevents irritation and reinforces durability.
  • Half-moon back yoke – Improves fit and maintains long-lasting shape.
  • Front pouch pocket with reinforced stitching – Convenient storage and added warmth.
  • 2x2 ribbed cuffs and hem – Flexible comfort and a secure fit.

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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it.

If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep.


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About This item

  • Cotton Faced Fabric - Our funny printed hoodies are made from high-quality cotton-faced fabric, providing a smooth, soft surface that’s perfect for vibrant, long-lasting prints. This fabric ensures that designs remain crisp and eye-catching, making your hoodie stand out with bold graphics and witty slogans. The cotton face also adds a luxurious feel, making it comfortable to wear all day, whether you're lounging at home or making a statement out and about.
  • Brushed Back Fleece – Nothing beats the warmth and comfort of brushed back fleece, and that’s exactly what our hoodies deliver. The inside of the hoodie features a soft, plush fleece lining that provides extra insulation while remaining lightweight. This makes it an ideal choice for chilly days, keeping you snug without feeling heavy or bulky. The fleece backing not only enhances warmth but also adds to the hoodie’s overall softness. It’s the kind of hoodie you’ll reach for time and time again—whether you're braving the cold, enjoying a lazy weekend, or simply layering up for a casual look. The brushed texture also enhances breathability, ensuring you stay comfortable whether indoors or outdoors.
  • Raglan Sleeves - Designed for both style and ease of movement, our hoodies feature classic raglan sleeves. This design extends the sleeve up to the collar, creating a relaxed, sporty look while allowing greater freedom of motion. It’s perfect for those who love an effortlessly casual fit or need a hoodie that moves with them throughout the day. The raglan sleeve construction also enhances durability, reducing seam strain in the shoulder area. Whether you're lounging, layering up, or out and about, this design keeps things comfortable without restricting your range of motion. Plus, it adds a subtle athletic touch, making our hoodies not just funny, but functional too!
  • Lined Hood with Cross Neck Detail - A hoodie isn't complete without a cozy hood, and ours is lined for extra warmth and structure. The lining enhances durability and ensures a comfortable feel against the skin, while also giving the hood a premium, finished look. No flimsy, misshapen hoods here—just a perfectly structured one that sits well whether up or down. The cross-neck detail adds an extra design touch, giving your hoodie a unique and modern look. This stylish overlap at the neckline not only enhances the overall appearance but also provides additional warmth by keeping drafts at bay. Whether you wear it for warmth or just to complete your outfit, this hood has both fashion and function covered.
  • Taped Neck - The taped neck feature in our hoodies adds both comfort and durability. A soft fabric strip is sewn along the inside seam at the back of the neckline, preventing irritation and reinforcing the structure. This means no scratchy seams, just a smooth and comfortable feel against your skin. Beyond comfort, the taped neck also enhances the hoodie's longevity. By reinforcing the seam, it reduces the risk of stretching or fraying over time, ensuring your hoodie maintains its perfect fit and structure even after repeated wear and washes. It’s a small but mighty feature that makes a big difference in quality.
  • Half Moon Back Yoke - A hidden detail that contributes to both fit and durability, the half-moon back yoke adds reinforcement to the upper back section of the hoodie. This extra fabric piece helps maintain the hoodie's shape while providing a smoother, more comfortable fit across the shoulders. Not only does this feature improve the overall structure of the hoodie, but it also gives a high-quality, finished look inside. It’s a subtle yet significant design choice that elevates the hoodie beyond basic styles, ensuring you get the perfect balance of comfort, durability, and premium craftsmanship.
  • Front Pouch Pocket - A hoodie essential, the front pouch pocket is as practical as it is cozy. Designed for both functionality and warmth, it provides a convenient space to store small items like your phone, keys, or wallet while on the go. And, of course, it doubles as the perfect hand-warmer for those colder days! The reinforced stitching ensures durability, so whether you’re using the pocket for storage or just to keep your hands warm, it holds up without sagging. Plus, the clean, well-structured design makes sure it sits flush against the hoodie, maintaining a stylish and streamlined look.
  • 2x2 Cotton/Elastane Ribbed Cuffs and Hem - Comfort meets flexibility with the 2x2 cotton/elastane ribbed cuffs and hem. This design ensures a snug but comfortable fit, keeping the sleeves and hem in place without feeling restrictive. Whether you're on the move or lounging, the ribbed edges provide just the right amount of stretch for an effortless fit. In addition to providing a better fit, the ribbed cuffs and hem enhance durability by preventing fraying and stretching over time. This means your hoodie stays looking great and feeling comfortable for longer, no matter how often you wear it. It’s the perfect blend of style, function, and long-lasting quality.

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If your idea of a perfect Saturday involves a dodgy pitch, a big tackle and a bit of lip on the side, this hoodie was made for you.

With the brilliantly cheeky slogan “I’d Mark You but You’re Not Worth the Effort” printed boldly on the front, it’s the ultimate bit of football banter for players and fans alike.

Whether you’re warming the bench, bossing Sunday League or just heckling from the sidelines, this one’s guaranteed to raise a few eyebrows and laughs.

Made for maximum comfort and serious style off the pitch, it’s available in classic black and comes in a wide range of sizes from 2XS to 4XL – because let’s face it, banter doesn’t have a dress size.

Product Features
• Premium quality black hoodie with a bold, funny football slogan on the front
• Soft, comfortable feel, ideal for post-match pints or lazy weekends
• Ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug fit that keeps the chill out
• Double-lined hood with drawstrings
• Unisex fit in sizes 2XS, S, M, L, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL
• Durable print that holds its shape and humour, wash after wash

Perfect for
• Sunday League legends and pub team pranksters
• Birthday gifts for football-mad mates
• Players who take their banter as seriously as their game
• Fans who know the offside rule but still prefer taking the mick

Get one for yourself or wind up your favourite teammate – either way, this hoodie’s a guaranteed winner.

Stock’s always on the move faster than your mate’s first touch, so grab yours now before the final whistle blows.

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Cows Corner T-shirt specification.

Manufacturer code

AT001J

Commodity Code

6109100010

Country of origin

Bangladesh

Material

Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose.

Colour

Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.

 

*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability.  An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.

Domestic Shipping

UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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Shipment method

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EVRi/DPD/DHL 

2-4 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

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You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

International Shipping Policy

International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days.  Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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Shipment method

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DHL Express

EU 3-5 business days
Rest of the world, 5-8 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

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Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).

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I’d Mark You but You’re Not Worth the Effort FAQs


What does it mean to give someone a hoodie as a gift?

Giving someone a hoodie often symbolises comfort, care and connection. It’s a practical gift that shows thoughtfulness, especially when it reflects their sense of humour or interests, like our football slogan hoodie. It’s more than just a warm layer, it’s a wearable laugh that feels personal.

Is a funny hoodie a good gift for football lovers?

Absolutely. Funny hoodies are perfect for football fans who enjoy a bit of banter and like to show off their personality. Our “I’d Mark You but You’re Not Worth the Effort” hoodie is a brilliant choice for birthdays, Christmas or just for winding up teammates.

What size should I buy if I’m gifting a hoodie?

If you’re unsure, going for a slightly larger size is usually a safe bet, hoodies are meant to be comfy. Our unisex fit ranges from 2XS to 4XL, so you can find the right size whether you’re buying for a petite prankster or a big unit up top.

Is this hoodie suitable for both men and women?

Yes. This hoodie is unisex and designed to suit football fans of all genders. The cut, slogan and sizing make it a versatile gift for anyone who enjoys football and loves a laugh.

Can I give this hoodie as a birthday or Christmas present?

Definitely. This hoodie makes a cracking gift for birthdays, Christmas, end-of-season awards or Secret Santa swaps at the club. It’s funny, useful and personal, the kind of present that keeps delivering smiles long after the wrapping’s gone.

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    All products are printed, packed and delivered from our UK headquarters.

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Funny Football Hoodie – “I’d Mark You but You’re Not Worth the Effort”

If you know someone who lives for football and never misses a chance to throw in a cheeky comment, this is the hoodie they’ve been waiting for. With the brilliant slogan “I’d Mark You but You’re Not Worth the Effort” printed proudly across the front, this black hoodie serves up pitch-perfect banter with unbeatable comfort. Whether they’re the star striker or the sideline specialist, this is the ultimate way to show off their love for the game — and their sharp tongue.

This hoodie doesn’t just look good, it feels great too. Made from soft, durable fabric with a relaxed unisex fit, it’s perfect for those post-match debriefs at the pub, chilled days at home or simply winding up the opposition. Available in sizes ranging from 2XS to 4XL, it’s designed for football fans of all shapes and sizes.

⚽ Product Features

  • 🖤 Bold white slogan printed on classic black for maximum impact
  • 🧵 High-quality material designed for warmth, comfort and long-lasting wear
  • 🧥 Ribbed cuffs and hem for a secure, snug fit
  • 🎯 Relaxed unisex sizing – available in 2XS, S, M, L, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL
  • 🧼 Machine washable – banter that lasts as long as your football career

🎁 Perfect For

  • 🥳 Birthday presents for football-mad friends, siblings or partners
  • 🎄 Christmas gifts for Sunday League heroes or Fantasy Football addicts
  • 🏆 End-of-season team treats or secret Santa swaps at the club
  • ❤️ Just-because gifts for the one mate who’s always got something to say

This hoodie makes a brilliant present for anyone who lives and breathes football — and who loves a bit of friendly fire on and off the pitch. It’s the kind of gift that makes them laugh out loud the moment they unwrap it, and keeps the jokes coming every time they wear it. Whether it’s a teammate, your other half or a best mate with a wicked sense of humour, this hoodie hits the back of the net every time.

Don’t wait until half-time, this popular design sells fast and sizes go quickly. Add it to your basket today and score a proper gifting win before someone else gets there first. Banter never looked so good.

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