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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Whether Sunday league banter or five-a-side digs, this hoodie delivers the perfect blend of football humour and everyday wear.
Made for the player with a sharp tongue (even if their first touch is questionable), this black hoodie brings the laughs while keeping you warm and comfortable on or off the pitch.
With the hilarious slogan "Your Shooting Is As Accurate as My Nan’s Sat Nav", it's a cheeky way to call out your mate’s wayward shots – and maybe even laugh at your own.
Available in sizes 2XS, S, M, L, 2XL, 3XL & 4XL, this hoodie makes the perfect gift for anyone who lives and breathes football, and doesn’t take themselves too seriously.
Product Features
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Printed on high-quality black fabric for a sharp, classic look
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Bold, durable slogan that stands up to wash after wash
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Comfortable fit with soft inner lining – ideal for match day or lazy Sundays
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Kangaroo pocket and ribbed cuffs for added warmth
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Available in sizes: 2XS, S, M, L, 2XL, 3XL & 4XL
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Designed and printed in the UK
Perfect for
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Footballers who love a laugh as much as a last-minute winner
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Sunday league legends and sideline critics
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Birthday gifts for mates who couldn’t hit a barn door
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Coaches, cousins, uncles, or anyone who blames their boots
Whether you're giving your teammate a stick or just want something fun to throw on after training, this hoodie is a proper crowd-pleaser.
Grab yours now before your nan’s sat nav takes you the wrong way.
Funny, warm and football-mad – what more do you need?
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Your Shooting Is As Accurate as My Nan’s Sat Nav FAQs
What does it mean when someone gives a hoodie as a gift?

What does it mean when someone gives a hoodie as a gift?
Giving someone a hoodie, especially a funny or personalised one, shows thoughtfulness. It’s warm, wearable, and often tailored to the person’s personality, making it a gift that feels both useful and meaningful. In this case, it’s also a cracking way to share a laugh.
Is a funny hoodie a good birthday present for a football fan?

Is a funny hoodie a good birthday present for a football fan?
Absolutely. If they’re into football and banter, a hoodie like this hits the back of the net. It’s practical, makes them smile, and keeps them warm on chilly match days or post-game pints.
What size should I buy if I’m unsure?

What size should I buy if I’m unsure?
If you're between sizes or buying as a gift, we recommend going one size up for a comfier, relaxed fit – especially if they love lounging in their gear. Sizes run from 2XS to 4XL to suit everyone.
Do funny slogan hoodies make good Secret Santa gifts?

Do funny slogan hoodies make good Secret Santa gifts?
They’re ideal. Funny hoodies are memorable, crowd-pleasing and perfect for anyone who’s always cracking jokes or getting stick for their football skills (or lack of). It’s a unique gift that stands out.
Is this hoodie suitable for women too?

Is this hoodie suitable for women too?
Definitely. This hoodie is unisex and made for anyone who loves football and a good laugh, whether they play, watch, or coach. The sizes and fit work for all genders.
Funny Football Hoodie “Your Shooting Is As Accurate as My Nan’s Sat Nav”
If you’re looking for the perfect football gift that combines humour, comfort and that classic pitch-side banter, look no further. This black hoodie is made for footy fans who love a laugh – whether they’re on the pitch every weekend or just shouting at the telly when their team fluffs another chance.
With the bold slogan “Your Shooting Is As Accurate as My Nan’s Sat Nav”, it’s a conversation starter, a dig at your mate, and a warm layer all rolled into one.
Made from soft, high-quality materials, it’s designed for casual wear, post-match socials, or simply staying cosy while reminding everyone that shooting practice is definitely needed.
Available in sizes 2XS, S, M, L, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL, there’s one for every size and sense of humour.
⚽ Who’s It For?
This hoodie is spot-on for:
- 😂 The joker of the team who’s always dishing out the banter
- ⚽ Sunday league regulars who love winding up their mates
- 👟 Five-a-side fanatics with more enthusiasm than accuracy
- 📺 Armchair pundits who think they could do better (but definitely couldn’t)
- 🎁 Anyone who needs a good laugh and loves the beautiful game
🎁 Perfect Gift For…
Need a brilliant present that stands out? This hoodie makes a cracking gift for:
- 🎉 Birthdays (especially for the one who keeps skying it over the bar)
- 🎄 Christmas gifts for football-mad friends and family
- 🙌 Secret Santa surprises for your Sunday league squad
- 👕 Just-because gifts for the banter king or queen of the group
🔥 Product Features
- 🖤 Classic black design with bold white print for max contrast
- 🧵 Durable slogan that won’t fade in the wash
- 🛋️ Soft, fleece-lined interior for everyday comfort
- 📏 Sizes available from 2XS to 4XL – inclusive and unisex
- 👕 Ribbed cuffs, kangaroo pocket, and relaxed fit
- 🇬🇧 Designed and printed in the UK
Whether you’re buying for yourself, your strike partner with the dodgy finishing, or a football fanatic who lives for a good laugh – this hoodie is a guaranteed winner. It’s comfy, funny, and full of character, just like the best kind of footballers.
Don’t miss out – this one’s going in the top corner of the gifting charts. Add it to your basket today!

Design Your Own AI Designed Product
products | ai designs
Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.

Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
products | gift boxes
Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.

Funny Sports Hoodies
products | hoodies
Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour

Funny Sports Mugs
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

T-shirt With a Smile
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

Upload Your Own Images to Products
product | own images
Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget

Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.