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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
For those who know bad football when they see it… No technology required.
This hilarious football hoodie is for the fans who call it what it is. Whether you're shouting from the sidelines, ribbing your mates after a dodgy pass, or love a bit of classic footy banter, this is the hoodie for you. Featuring the bold slogan “No VAR Needed You’re Just Terrible” across the chest, it’s a guaranteed conversation starter at the pub, in the stands, or on matchday strolls.
Made for comfort and laughs, this hoodie is in classic white and available in sizes 2XS to 4XL, so everyone can join in on the joke.
Product Features
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Bold white slogan printed on front: No VAR Needed You’re Just Terrible
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Soft cotton-blend fabric for everyday comfort
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Kangaroo front pocket for keeping hands warm or hiding goalkeeping howlers
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Cosy drawstring hood
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Available in black
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Sizes: 2XS, S, M, L, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL
Perfect For
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Football lovers with a sharp sense of humour
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Banter kings and queens on and off the pitch
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Matchday mates who don’t let dodgy performances go unnoticed
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Sunday league players, five-a-side legends, and pub pundits
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Anyone who’s ever shouted “Ref!” then instantly regretted it
Wear it to training, wear it to the pub, wear it when your mate skies it over the bar from two yards out.
This hoodie doesn’t miss — even if your team does. Grab yours now before they’re all given a red card.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
No VAR Needed You’r Just Terrible FAQs
What does it mean to give someone a hoodie as a gift?

What does it mean to give someone a hoodie as a gift?
Giving someone a hoodie can be a meaningful gesture, especially when it reflects a shared interest or inside joke. This football-themed hoodie is a great way to show your sense of humour and connection, making it a thoughtful gift for mates, partners, or family members who love the game and a bit of banter.
Is a hoodie a good gift for a football fan?

Is a hoodie a good gift for a football fan?
Absolutely. This funny football hoodie is ideal for fans who enjoy matchday rituals, playful teasing, and shouting at the telly. It's more than just clothing, it's a wearable statement that’ll get laughs on and off the pitch.
What size should I get if I’m buying this hoodie as a gift?

What size should I get if I’m buying this hoodie as a gift?
The hoodie comes in sizes ranging from 2XS to 4XL, so there’s something for everyone. If you’re unsure, go one size up for a relaxed, comfortable fit, especially for football fans who love layering up for chilly matchdays.
Is this hoodie suitable for birthdays or Christmas presents?

Is this hoodie suitable for birthdays or Christmas presents?
Yes, it’s perfect for both. With its cheeky slogan and comfortable fit, it’s a brilliant gift for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa exchanges, or even as a post-match pick-me-up. If they love football, they’ll love this hoodie.
Can women wear this hoodie too?

Can women wear this hoodie too?
Of course. The hoodie has a unisex fit, so it's suitable for anyone who loves football and a laugh. Whether it’s for your girlfriend, sister, or mum who never misses a match, this is a great gift that blends humour with comfort.
Funny Football Hoodie – No VAR Needed You’re Just Terrible
If you’re shopping for someone who lives and breathes football, thrives on banter, and never misses a chance to roast a mate for a dodgy performance, this hoodie is the perfect choice. The bold “No VAR Needed You’re Just Terrible” slogan is a cheeky nod to the beautiful game’s most frustrating moments, and it’s guaranteed to get laughs whether worn to five-a-side or down the pub for the big match.
Made from a soft, high-quality cotton-blend fabric, this black hoodie delivers comfort and style in equal measure. It's available in inclusive unisex sizing from 2XS to 4XL, making it a brilliant fit for fans of all shapes and sizes. Whether you're gifting a die-hard supporter or treating yourself ahead of the weekend fixture, this hoodie is ready for kick-off.
⚽ Product Features
- 🧵 Premium cotton-blend material for all-day comfort
- 👕 Classic black design with bold white slogan print on the chest
- 🎯 Unisex fit with sizes from 2XS to 4XL
- 👐 Spacious front kangaroo pocket
- 🪢 Drawstring hood for warmth on cold matchdays
🎁 Perfect For
- 😂 Football fans who enjoy a bit of tongue-in-cheek banter
- 🏆 Sunday league heroes and five-a-side legends
- 🎤 Pub pundits who call every game better than the manager
- 👬 Mates who need reminding their passing accuracy is still under review
- 🎂 Birthday presents for football-mad friends and family
- 🎄 Christmas gifts for sports fans with a sense of humour
- 🎉 Secret Santa ideas for football lovers at work or in your club
This hoodie isn’t just a funny gift, it’s a proper crowd-pleaser. Whether it’s for a mate who still thinks they should’ve gone pro, a sibling who blames everything on VAR, or a partner who lives for matchday drama, this is the ultimate football-themed present.
Order now to score big with a gift they’ll love wearing all season long. Fast delivery, cheeky design, and zero chance of VAR overturning this one.

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From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.

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Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
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Funny Sports Hoodies
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Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour

Funny Sports Mugs
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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

T-shirt With a Smile
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From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

Upload Your Own Images to Products
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Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget

Funny Sports Baby Grows
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Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

Funny Sports Water Bottles
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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.