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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
If you're tired of hearing "Just one more game!" and you'd rather be out on the pitch than glued to a screen, this is the hoodie for you.
Boldly declaring "Play Football Not Fortnite!" across the front, this design is a cheeky dig at gaming addicts everywhere — and a proud badge of honour for proper football lovers.
It's a guaranteed conversation starter whether wearing it to training, down the park, or just winding up your mates.
Made for football fans who live and breathe the beautiful game, this white hoodie brings serious comfort, quality, and banter in equal measure.
It’s built for chilly match days, five-a-side nights, lazy Sunday kickabouts — or just lounging about while loudly judging someone's dodgy first touch.
Product Features
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Premium quality hoodie in white
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Funny slogan: "Play Football Not Fortnite!" printed boldly on the chest
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Sizes: 2XS, S, M, L, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
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Soft cotton-blend fabric for everyday comfort
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Unisex fit with double-stitched finish
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Ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug feel
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Kangaroo pouch pocket to warm your hands or store your snacks
Perfect for
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Football-mad teens who think gaming should come second
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Parents who want to drop a subtle hint to their Fortnite-obsessed kids
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Sunday league players, coaches, and five-a-side warriors
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Mates who love a laugh and a bit of football banter
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Anyone who'd rather nutmeg their mate than build a virtual wall
So go on, rep your real passion. Forget the headset — grab your boots and this hoodie.
Add it to your basket today and get ready to score some serious style points.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Play Football Not Fortnite FAQs
What does giving someone a hoodie mean as a gift?
What does giving someone a hoodie mean as a gift?
Giving someone a hoodie can symbolise warmth, comfort, and thoughtfulness. When it’s funny and football-themed like this one, it also shows you understand their sense of humour and passion for the beautiful game, making it both personal and practical.
Is a hoodie a good birthday present for a football fan?
Is a hoodie a good birthday present for a football fan?
Absolutely. A football-themed hoodie like this one makes a great birthday present, especially if the recipient loves a laugh, lives in their kit, or needs a gentle nudge away from the games console and onto the pitch.
What size should I buy if I'm not sure what fits?
What size should I buy if I'm not sure what fits?
If you're unsure, it's best to go slightly bigger. Hoodies are meant to be comfy and casual, and an oversized fit often goes down well. Our sizing runs from 2XS to 4XL, so there’s plenty of room to choose.
Is this hoodie suitable for teenagers?
Is this hoodie suitable for teenagers?
Yes, 100%. This hoodie is a huge hit with teenagers, especially those who love football banter. The smaller sizes like 2XS and S are perfect for younger wearers, while the slogan is bound to get a laugh at school or training.
Can I give this hoodie as a Christmas or Secret Santa gift?
Can I give this hoodie as a Christmas or Secret Santa gift?
Definitely. With its bold message and universal fit, this hoodie makes an ideal Christmas present or Secret Santa gift, particularly for anyone who’s glued to Fortnite when they could be on the pitch.
Play Football Not Fortnite! | Funny Football Hoodie (Black)
Looking for the ultimate gift for a football-mad mate or family member who spends far too much time gaming? Our ‘Play Football Not Fortnite!’ hoodie is more than just a laugh, it’s a statement piece for proper footy fans who know there’s only one game that really matters.
Whether it’s for your son, your partner, your best mate, or even yourself, this hoodie delivers bold humour, serious comfort, and top-tier quality all rolled into one.
This black hoodie is made for banter on and off the pitch. It's the perfect present for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa swaps, or just a cheeky surprise to remind someone that football to Fortnite every time. With sizes ranging from 2XS to 4XL, it's ideal for teenagers, adults, and big lads who don’t want to miss out on the fun.
🎯 Who is it for?
- ⚽ Teenagers who'd rather smash goals than smash buttons
- 🎮 Gamers in need of a reality check — with love, of course
- 🤣 Mates who live for football banter and pub chat
- 👨👩👦 Parents wanting to gift a little cheeky encouragement
- 👕 Anyone who loves casual wear with personality and purpose
🎁 Perfect gift for...
- 🎂 Birthday presents for football fanatics
- 🎄 Christmas gifts with a twist of humour
- 🧦 Secret Santa swaps that stand out from the socks and smellies
- 🏆 End-of-season footy squad gifts
- 📦 ‘Just because’ surprises for your gaming-mad brother or mate
🧵 Product Features
- 🖤 Stylish black hoodie with bold white slogan: “Play Football Not Fortnite!”
- 📏 Available in sizes 2XS, S, M, L, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL
- 🧥 Soft, cosy cotton-blend fabric for all-day comfort
- 🧵 Durable double-stitched seams and ribbed cuffs for long-lasting wear
- 🧤 Handy kangaroo pocket to keep hands warm or stash your phone
- 👫 Unisex fit — great for both lads and lasses
Ready to gift something they’ll actually wear (and laugh about)? This hoodie is your go-to for big reactions and even bigger grins. Whether it’s match day, a birthday bash, or just a casual hangout, this funny football hoodie always scores.
Order now and give the gift of football banter they’ll wear with pride.
Don’t wait until it’s out of stock, grab yours today and make someone’s day.
Who is this Hoodie good for?
This football hoodie is made for anyone who lives and breathes the game. Whether you are playing, watching, coaching or just love a bit of football banter, it brings warmth, comfort and style together in one classic layer. Our football hoodies are soft, durable and perfect for everyday wear, match days and everything in between. From the terraces to the training ground, it is your go to hoodie for all things football.
For football fans
If you are the type who plans weekends around kick off times, this football hoodie belongs in your wardrobe. It is cosy enough for cold match days yet light enough to wear indoors. The design celebrates the passion of the game while keeping your look relaxed and timeless.
Pair it with jeans or joggers for that effortless supporter style that works just as well in the pub as it does in the stands.
For players and teammates
After a long session or a hard fought match, there is nothing better than pulling on a warm football fleece hoodie. It feels like recovery and celebration rolled into one. Perfect for travelling to games, training nights or post match food stops, this football sweatshirt has a comfortable fit that suits every player on the team.
Team up with matching football team hoodies for that united look both on and off the pitch.
For football dads
For the proud dad who never misses a fixture, this mens football hoodie is the perfect choice. Comfortable, warm and full of character, it looks great on the sidelines or at home shouting encouragement from the sofa. Every football club hoodie in our range is made to last, wash after wash, season after season.
It makes a thoughtful gift for birthdays, Father’s Day or those just because moments when he deserves a reminder that he is the ultimate supporter.
For football mums
Every dedicated mum who spends her weekends watching matches and cheering from the touchline needs a football mum hoodie. Soft, stylish and easy to wear, it keeps you warm through the early kick offs and the unpredictable British weather. The relaxed fit and smooth fleece lining make it an instant favourite for match days or casual wear.
It is the kind of football sweatshirt that says you are part of the team, even without the boots.
For the football club crowd
If you are part of a club or support one passionately, a football club hoodie is a must have. It works for local teams, Sunday league legends and die hard fans alike. The look is sporty yet casual, with a clean design that shows your love of the game in style.
Football clubs hoodies like this one keep you comfortable through long training sessions, weekend tournaments and chilly evening matches.
For vintage and retro lovers
This design has hints of classic football fashion that never go out of style. Our vintage football sweatshirts and retro football sweatshirts bring back the golden era of the game with a modern, comfortable feel. They pair effortlessly with jeans or joggers and make perfect layering pieces for cool autumn afternoons.
It is an ideal pick for fans who appreciate nostalgia as much as they appreciate a good result.
For coaches and volunteers
From grassroots to academy level, every coach deserves a warm and reliable hoodie football top. This football fleece hoodie is practical, durable and comfortable enough for long days running drills, managing players or watching from the dugout. The material is soft on the inside and tough enough to handle a bit of rain and wind.
Add a personalised football hoodie with a name or role on it for that professional touch that stands out on the sideline.
For school and college teams
Team spirit starts with the right kit. Matching football team hoodies bring everyone together on and off the pitch. Comfortable enough for travel, warm up and classroom wear, these football sweaters give a sense of unity and pride that every squad needs.
Add your crest or initials to create personalised football hoodies that make your team look the part every single time.
For training and fitness
This football sweatshirt is perfect for training, gym sessions or light warm ups. The soft fleece interior keeps you warm without restricting movement, making it ideal for outdoor runs or practice sessions on cooler days. It is breathable yet snug, so you can focus on your game and not the weather.
It is the kind of sweatshirt football players reach for first in their kit bag.
For football tours and away days
Travelling to watch or play football is always better when you are comfortable. This hoodie football style keeps you warm on buses, planes and late night returns. It is stylish enough for team dinners and laid back enough for long journeys. Add a logo or name to make it your go to travel hoodie for every trip.
Football clubs hoodies like this one bring that sense of belonging wherever the game takes you.
For birthdays and gifts
Looking for the perfect present for a football lover? You cannot go wrong with a quality football hoodie. It is practical, stylish and always appreciated. Whether you choose a personalised football hoodie or a simple design, it is the kind of gift that gets worn all year round.
Perfect for birthdays, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day or just a thoughtful surprise for someone who loves the game.
For Christmas and winter
When the temperature drops, a football christmas hoodie is a winner. Warm, cosy and festive, it keeps the football spirit alive through the holidays. Great for fans, coaches and players, it makes a thoughtful seasonal gift that will be worn well beyond December.
Football sweaters and sweatshirts like this one turn winter comfort into a celebration of your favourite sport.
For everyday wear
This football hoodie is not just for match days. Its classic fit and super soft feel make it ideal for daily outfits. Whether you are running errands, relaxing at home or meeting mates, it brings that easy going football energy everywhere you go. It is the kind of hoodie you will reach for again and again.
Perfectly balanced between sporty and casual, it shows your love of football in the most comfortable way possible.
For anyone who loves football
This football hoodie is for every fan who feels most at home when there is a match on. It is for the ones who never miss a goal, who travel to away games, who play rain or shine and who carry their passion everywhere they go. With its soft fabric, clean look and lasting warmth, it is made for football people through and through.
Wear it proudly, stay warm and keep your love for the game on full display, because true football style never goes out of season.
Design Your Own AI Designed Product
products | ai designs
Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.
Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
products | gift boxes
Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.
Funny Sports Mugs
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time
T-shirt With a Smile
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch
Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose
Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.