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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
For those who live and breathe football and enjoy a laugh while they’re at it, this black hoodie is a proper belter.
Featuring Robbie Keane’s classic post-match quote, it’s a brilliant nod to footballing banter and the kind of pundit gold that lives on long after the final whistle.
Whether you’re heading down to the pub, watching the match, or simply out and about, this hoodie lets the world know you’re a fan of the game and the craic that comes with it. It’s comfy, cosy, and made to fit fans of all shapes and sizes, from 3XS right up to 2XL.
Product Features
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An iconic quote from Robbie Keane is printed on the front
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Available in black – because it goes with absolutely everything
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Sizes from 3XS to 2XL, so there’s a fit for everyone
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Soft, cosy interior – ideal for match days, lazy Sundays, and everything in between
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Designed with comfort and a sense of humour in mind
Perfect For
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Football fans who love a bit of banter
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Mates who quote pundits more than they quote Shakespeare
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Wearing to five-a-side, down the terraces, or straight to the sofa
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Gifting to that mate who swears they remember the seventies, even though they were born in the nineties
You don’t have to remember the seventies to appreciate a great hoodie; you need to love football and a good laugh.
Add this to your wardrobe or wrap it up for a football-loving mate, either way, it’s a win.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
I Can’t Even Remember FAQs
What does it mean when someone gives you a hoodie as a gift?
What does it mean when someone gives you a hoodie as a gift?
Giving a hoodie is often a sign of affection, comfort, and closeness. It can symbolise warmth and the idea of being wrapped in a thoughtful gift that’s both personal and practical.
Is a hoodie a good birthday gift for a football fan?
Is a hoodie a good birthday gift for a football fan?
Absolutely, especially if it features a funny football quote. It’s wearable, relatable, and shows you’ve put thought into something that suits their personality and passion for the game.
Why are hoodies popular gifts?
Why are hoodies popular gifts?
Hoodies are versatile, cosy, and suit all ages. Whether it’s for lounging around or heading out, they’re a go-to choice for style and comfort, and with the right message or design, they can be hilariously memorable too.
Do funny slogan hoodies make good presents?
Do funny slogan hoodies make good presents?
Yes, they add personality to the gift. A funny quote or inside joke can make someone feel seen and appreciated, making it more than just a piece of clothing.
What occasions are hoodies suitable for gifting?
What occasions are hoodies suitable for gifting?
Hoodies make brilliant gifts for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, Secret Santa, and even as a spontaneous surprise for a mate who loves football and a good laugh.
⚽ Funny Football Hoodie – “I Can’t Even Remember When the Seventies Were – Robbie Keane”
Inject some humour into your wardrobe with this must-have black hoodie featuring one of Robbie Keane’s most iconic lines. Whether you’re a die-hard football fan or simply someone who appreciates top-notch banter, this hoodie delivers both comfort and laughs in equal measure. Designed to fit from 3XS to 2XL, it’s the ultimate casual wear for football lovers of all shapes and sizes.
🔥 Why This Hoodie is a Must-Have
This hoodie isn’t just about the laugh-out-loud quote, it’s about identity. It’s for the people who live for the weekend matches, who never miss Match of the Day, and who love sharing football moments with mates. It's a conversation starter, a guaranteed chuckle, and a warm essential all in one.
🎁 Perfect Gift for Any Occasion
Struggling to find a gift for the football fanatic in your life? This hoodie is ideal for:
- 🎉 Birthdays – especially for those who love a bit of retro football humour
- 🎄 Christmas – the perfect under-the-tree surprise for any football fan
- 👕 Father’s Day – for the dad who’s seen it all, even if he can’t quite remember it
- 🎁 Secret Santa – the ideal office gift for the footy nut at work
- 🏆 Celebrating a new season – because every fan deserves new gear
🧵 Product Features
- 🖤 Classic black hoodie – goes with jeans, joggers or shorts
- 📏 Available in sizes 3XS, 2XS, S, M, L, XL, and 2XL
- 🗣️ Features Robbie Keane’s hilarious pundit quote printed on the chest
- 🛋️ Super-soft lining for ultimate comfort on match days or lazy Sundays
- 💬 High-quality print designed to last – just like the quote itself
Whether it’s for you or someone else, this hoodie brings the banter and backs it up with unbeatable quality and comfort. Football fans will appreciate the nod to one of the game’s most unintentionally funny moments, and everyone else will just love the warm fit and easy style.
Don’t wait for half-time, add it to your basket now and score the perfect gift today!
Fast delivery available across the UK, because great banter shouldn’t have to wait.

Design Your Own AI Designed Product
products | ai designs
Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.

Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
products | gift boxes
Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.

Funny Sports Hoodies
products | hoodies
Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour

Funny Sports Mugs
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

T-shirt With a Smile
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

Upload Your Own Images to Products
product | own images
Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget

Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.