Whether you're the star striker or more of a sideline specialist, this hoodie is made for football lovers who don't take themselves too seriously.
With the slogan ‘Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting’ splashed across the front, it's the ultimate nod to Sunday league legends and five-a-side floppers. It's bold, funny, and guaranteed to get a few laughs in the changing room or down the pub.
Made for comfort and style, this black hoodie is perfect for those who live and breathe football and enjoy a bit of tongue-in-cheek banter.
Whether you're giving stick to your mates or wearing it ironically because you know your tekkers are actually top drawer, it’s a conversation starter on and off the pitch.
Product Features
• Premium black hoodie with a funny football slogan
• Soft, warm fabric – perfect for year-round wear
• Unisex fit available in sizes 2XS, S, M, L, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL
• Ribbed cuffs and hem for that classic sporty look
• Double-lined hood with drawstrings and roomy kangaroo pouch
• Printed with high-quality inks that stand the test of time
Perfect for
• Footballers who know their tekkers need work
• Mates who love a bit of banter after a dodgy performance
• Side-line supporters with a sharp sense of humour
• Birthday gifts for that mate who always skies it
• Anyone who loves football and doesn’t take it too seriously
Add it to your wardrobe, gift it to your banter-loving teammate or rock it proudly next time you're watching the match.
Stock won't last as long as your last goal drought, so grab yours now and score some serious style points.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
Absolutely. A hoodie is both practical and personal, especially when it’s got a funny slogan that taps into football culture. It’s the kind of gift that gets laughs and plenty of wear, whether they’re on the pitch or on the sofa.
Giving someone a hoodie often shows comfort, closeness and a shared sense of humour. With a slogan like ‘Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting’, it’s a playful way to say, “I get you”, and maybe tease you a little too.
Hoodies are the go-to for comfort, warmth and easy style. Add a funny, football-related slogan and you’ve got a wardrobe staple that brings out smiles as well as personality.
Definitely. It’s perfect for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, end-of-season gifts or just a spontaneous surprise for a football-mad mate. It’s one of those gifts that ticks all the boxes, funny, comfy and totally wearable.
Yes, we’ve got you covered. The hoodie is available in a wide size range from 2XS right up to 4XL, so you can find a great fit for everyone, whether they’re a lean winger or a big presence at the back.
If you’re looking for the perfect gift for the football fanatic in your life, or simply fancy treating yourself to something that combines style, comfort and top-tier banter, this is the hoodie you’ve been waiting for. The ‘Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting’ hoodie is a playful nod to those “not-so-magical” moments on the pitch, making it the ideal choice for players and fans who love football just as much as they love a good laugh.
Crafted in classic black and available in a wide size range from 2XS to 4XL, this hoodie is designed to suit football lovers of all shapes and sizes. Whether they’re pulling off Cruyff turns in the park, misfiring from six yards out or simply supporting from the sofa, this hoodie fits the moment, and the mood.
This hoodie is tailor-made for people who live and breathe football, but don't take themselves too seriously. It’s a brilliant match for:
If you're searching for a football gift that goes beyond the usual boots and kits, this hoodie hits the back of the net. It’s a guaranteed crowd-pleaser for:
This hoodie doesn’t just make a statement, it makes people smile. Whether you’re gifting it to a mate or claiming it for yourself, it’s a pitch-perfect choice for anyone with a sense of humour and a love for the beautiful game.
Ready to give your wardrobe a dose of football flair and a side of sarcasm? Don’t wait around, grab your ‘Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting’ hoodie today and bring the banter wherever you go. Stocks won’t hang around, but your tekkers definitely might. 😉
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