Soft, cosy and built to last, ideal for all occasions birthdays, Christmas and every chilly training night.
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Soft, cosy and built to last, ideal for all occasions birthdays, Christmas and every chilly training night.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Whether you're the star striker or more of a sideline specialist, this hoodie is made for football lovers who don't take themselves too seriously.
With the slogan ‘Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting’ splashed across the front, it's the ultimate nod to Sunday league legends and five-a-side floppers. It's bold, funny, and guaranteed to get a few laughs in the changing room or down the pub.
Made for comfort and style, this black hoodie is perfect for those who live and breathe football and enjoy a bit of tongue-in-cheek banter.
Whether you're giving stick to your mates or wearing it ironically because you know your tekkers are actually top drawer, it’s a conversation starter on and off the pitch.
Product Features
• Premium black hoodie with a funny football slogan
• Soft, warm fabric – perfect for year-round wear
• Unisex fit available in sizes 2XS, S, M, L, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL
• Ribbed cuffs and hem for that classic sporty look
• Double-lined hood with drawstrings and roomy kangaroo pouch
• Printed with high-quality inks that stand the test of time
Perfect for
• Footballers who know their tekkers need work
• Mates who love a bit of banter after a dodgy performance
• Side-line supporters with a sharp sense of humour
• Birthday gifts for that mate who always skies it
• Anyone who loves football and doesn’t take it too seriously
Add it to your wardrobe, gift it to your banter-loving teammate or rock it proudly next time you're watching the match.
Stock won't last as long as your last goal drought, so grab yours now and score some serious style points.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Absolutely. A hoodie is both practical and personal, especially when it’s got a funny slogan that taps into football culture. It’s the kind of gift that gets laughs and plenty of wear, whether they’re on the pitch or on the sofa.
Giving someone a hoodie often shows comfort, closeness and a shared sense of humour. With a slogan like ‘Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting’, it’s a playful way to say, “I get you”, and maybe tease you a little too.
Hoodies are the go-to for comfort, warmth and easy style. Add a funny, football-related slogan and you’ve got a wardrobe staple that brings out smiles as well as personality.
Definitely. It’s perfect for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, end-of-season gifts or just a spontaneous surprise for a football-mad mate. It’s one of those gifts that ticks all the boxes, funny, comfy and totally wearable.
Yes, we’ve got you covered. The hoodie is available in a wide size range from 2XS right up to 4XL, so you can find a great fit for everyone, whether they’re a lean winger or a big presence at the back.
If you’re looking for the perfect gift for the football fanatic in your life, or simply fancy treating yourself to something that combines style, comfort and top-tier banter, this is the hoodie you’ve been waiting for. The ‘Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting’ hoodie is a playful nod to those “not-so-magical” moments on the pitch, making it the ideal choice for players and fans who love football just as much as they love a good laugh.
Crafted in classic black and available in a wide size range from 2XS to 4XL, this hoodie is designed to suit football lovers of all shapes and sizes. Whether they’re pulling off Cruyff turns in the park, misfiring from six yards out or simply supporting from the sofa, this hoodie fits the moment, and the mood.
This hoodie is tailor-made for people who live and breathe football, but don't take themselves too seriously. It’s a brilliant match for:
If you're searching for a football gift that goes beyond the usual boots and kits, this hoodie hits the back of the net. It’s a guaranteed crowd-pleaser for:
This hoodie doesn’t just make a statement, it makes people smile. Whether you’re gifting it to a mate or claiming it for yourself, it’s a pitch-perfect choice for anyone with a sense of humour and a love for the beautiful game.
Ready to give your wardrobe a dose of football flair and a side of sarcasm? Don’t wait around, grab your ‘Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting’ hoodie today and bring the banter wherever you go. Stocks won’t hang around, but your tekkers definitely might. 😉
This football hoodie is made for anyone who lives and breathes the game. Whether you are playing, watching, coaching or just love a bit of football banter, it brings warmth, comfort and style together in one classic layer. Our football hoodies are soft, durable and perfect for everyday wear, match days and everything in between. From the terraces to the training ground, it is your go to hoodie for all things football.
If you are the type who plans weekends around kick off times, this football hoodie belongs in your wardrobe. It is cosy enough for cold match days yet light enough to wear indoors. The design celebrates the passion of the game while keeping your look relaxed and timeless.
Pair it with jeans or joggers for that effortless supporter style that works just as well in the pub as it does in the stands.
After a long session or a hard fought match, there is nothing better than pulling on a warm football fleece hoodie. It feels like recovery and celebration rolled into one. Perfect for travelling to games, training nights or post match food stops, this football sweatshirt has a comfortable fit that suits every player on the team.
Team up with matching football team hoodies for that united look both on and off the pitch.
For the proud dad who never misses a fixture, this mens football hoodie is the perfect choice. Comfortable, warm and full of character, it looks great on the sidelines or at home shouting encouragement from the sofa. Every football club hoodie in our range is made to last, wash after wash, season after season.
It makes a thoughtful gift for birthdays, Father’s Day or those just because moments when he deserves a reminder that he is the ultimate supporter.
Every dedicated mum who spends her weekends watching matches and cheering from the touchline needs a football mum hoodie. Soft, stylish and easy to wear, it keeps you warm through the early kick offs and the unpredictable British weather. The relaxed fit and smooth fleece lining make it an instant favourite for match days or casual wear.
It is the kind of football sweatshirt that says you are part of the team, even without the boots.
If you are part of a club or support one passionately, a football club hoodie is a must have. It works for local teams, Sunday league legends and die hard fans alike. The look is sporty yet casual, with a clean design that shows your love of the game in style.
Football clubs hoodies like this one keep you comfortable through long training sessions, weekend tournaments and chilly evening matches.
This design has hints of classic football fashion that never go out of style. Our vintage football sweatshirts and retro football sweatshirts bring back the golden era of the game with a modern, comfortable feel. They pair effortlessly with jeans or joggers and make perfect layering pieces for cool autumn afternoons.
It is an ideal pick for fans who appreciate nostalgia as much as they appreciate a good result.
From grassroots to academy level, every coach deserves a warm and reliable hoodie football top. This football fleece hoodie is practical, durable and comfortable enough for long days running drills, managing players or watching from the dugout. The material is soft on the inside and tough enough to handle a bit of rain and wind.
Add a personalised football hoodie with a name or role on it for that professional touch that stands out on the sideline.
Team spirit starts with the right kit. Matching football team hoodies bring everyone together on and off the pitch. Comfortable enough for travel, warm up and classroom wear, these football sweaters give a sense of unity and pride that every squad needs.
Add your crest or initials to create personalised football hoodies that make your team look the part every single time.
This football sweatshirt is perfect for training, gym sessions or light warm ups. The soft fleece interior keeps you warm without restricting movement, making it ideal for outdoor runs or practice sessions on cooler days. It is breathable yet snug, so you can focus on your game and not the weather.
It is the kind of sweatshirt football players reach for first in their kit bag.
Travelling to watch or play football is always better when you are comfortable. This hoodie football style keeps you warm on buses, planes and late night returns. It is stylish enough for team dinners and laid back enough for long journeys. Add a logo or name to make it your go to travel hoodie for every trip.
Football clubs hoodies like this one bring that sense of belonging wherever the game takes you.
Looking for the perfect present for a football lover? You cannot go wrong with a quality football hoodie. It is practical, stylish and always appreciated. Whether you choose a personalised football hoodie or a simple design, it is the kind of gift that gets worn all year round.
Perfect for birthdays, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day or just a thoughtful surprise for someone who loves the game.
When the temperature drops, a football christmas hoodie is a winner. Warm, cosy and festive, it keeps the football spirit alive through the holidays. Great for fans, coaches and players, it makes a thoughtful seasonal gift that will be worn well beyond December.
Football sweaters and sweatshirts like this one turn winter comfort into a celebration of your favourite sport.
This football hoodie is not just for match days. Its classic fit and super soft feel make it ideal for daily outfits. Whether you are running errands, relaxing at home or meeting mates, it brings that easy going football energy everywhere you go. It is the kind of hoodie you will reach for again and again.
Perfectly balanced between sporty and casual, it shows your love of football in the most comfortable way possible.
This football hoodie is for every fan who feels most at home when there is a match on. It is for the ones who never miss a goal, who travel to away games, who play rain or shine and who carry their passion everywhere they go. With its soft fabric, clean look and lasting warmth, it is made for football people through and through.
Wear it proudly, stay warm and keep your love for the game on full display, because true football style never goes out of season.
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Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
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With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch
