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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
This black hoodie is perfect for football fans who love a good laugh as much as they love the beautiful game. Featuring Ugo Ehiogu’s brilliantly honest and unintentionally hilarious quote, “I’m as happy as I can be, but I’ve been happier”, it’s the ideal blend of dry football banter and iconic player wisdom.
Whether you’re shouting from the terraces, watching from the sofa, or just strolling about town, this hoodie will get a knowing chuckle from fellow fans.
A conversation starter for sure, and a cracking gift for anyone who appreciates the quirky side of football culture.
Product Features:
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Front print with Ugo Ehiogu’s legendary quote
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Available in black for that classic look
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Made with soft, comfortable fabric that’s ideal for layering
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Unisex fit with sizes ranging from 3XS, 2XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL
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Ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug feel
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Designed for long-lasting wear
Perfect For:
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Football fans with a sharp sense of humour
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Supporters who love a bit of nostalgic football chat
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People who appreciate quotes that say a lot by saying very little
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Mates, brothers, dads or anyone who lives and breathes football
Make them laugh, raise an eyebrow, and nod in quiet approval, all with one hoodie. Grab yours today and wear it like the legend would have wanted… with a straight face and a smirk underneath.
Limited stock, so get yours before someone else beats you to the punch.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
I’m As Happy as I Can FAQs
What does giving someone a hoodie mean?
What does giving someone a hoodie mean?
Giving someone a hoodie can be a warm and personal gesture. It often symbolises comfort, thoughtfulness and a shared sense of humour, especially when it features a funny or memorable quote like this one from Ugo Ehiogu.
What does it mean when a guy lets you keep his hoodie?
What does it mean when a guy lets you keep his hoodie?
It’s usually seen as a sign of affection and connection. If you're buying this hoodie as a gift for a partner, it's a playful way of saying, “Here’s one you won’t have to borrow!”
What does a hoodie symbolise?
What does a hoodie symbolise?
A hoodie can symbolise identity, comfort and self-expression. With a quote like “I’m as happy as I can be but I’ve been happier”, this one also represents humour, nostalgia and a love for the game.
Why are hoodies a good gift?
Why are hoodies a good gift?
Hoodies are practical, stylish and universally loved. Add a funny football quote and you’ve got a unique gift that’s perfect for birthdays, Christmas or just because.
Is a hoodie a thoughtful gift for a football fan?
Is a hoodie a thoughtful gift for a football fan?
Absolutely. It’s wearable, personal and, when it’s got a proper football quote on it, it shows you’ve put some real thought into what they love.
Funny Football Hoodie – “I’m As Happy as I Can Be but I’ve Been Happier” – Ugo Ehiogu
This black football hoodie is made for fans who know that football isn’t just about results, it’s about the banter, the characters, and the unforgettable one-liners that live on long after the final whistle. Featuring Ugo Ehiogu’s iconic quote, “I’m as happy as I can be but I’ve been happier”, this hoodie delivers a perfect mix of dry humour and cult football nostalgia.
Whether you're shopping for yourself or looking for a laugh-out-loud gift for a mate, this hoodie is guaranteed to get people talking. It’s soft, comfortable, and made to last, ideal for match days, pub banter, or casual wear with a bit of a smirk.
Who Is This Hoodie For?
Designed for true football lovers, this hoodie is the perfect fit for:
- ⚽ Football fans who appreciate dry humour and classic player quotes
- 🎁 Anyone looking for a unique gift that’s guaranteed to raise a smile
- 🍻 Mates who love terrace banter and nostalgic football moments
- 📺 Couch pundits who live for post-match interviews and legendary soundbites
Perfect Gift For Any Occasion
This hoodie makes a brilliant gift, whatever the occasion:
- 🎂 Birthdays for football-mad friends or family
- 🎄 Christmas gifts for the football supporter who has everything
- 👕 Father's Day or a thoughtful present for your football-loving partner
- 👏 A thank you gift for your Sunday league manager or coach
- 🏆 End-of-season laughs for team-mates and club socials
Product Features
- 🖤 Classic black hoodie with Ugo Ehiogu’s legendary quote on the front
- 🧵 Soft and comfortable material, ideal for everyday wear
- 📏 Available in sizes 3XS, 2XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- 🧼 Easy to wash and made to last – no fading or flaking
- 👫 Unisex fit, perfect for both men and women who love the game
This isn’t just a hoodie, it’s a nod to proper football culture. Funny, honest and totally relatable, it’s a cracking way to show your love for the game while keeping it casual and clever.
Order yours today and bring some legendary football banter to your wardrobe, before someone else nicks the best quote in the game!

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Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour

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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
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T-shirt With a Smile
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With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

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Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget

Funny Sports Baby Grows
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Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.