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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Whether you're the star striker or more familiar with the warmth of the bench, this mug is for every football fan who enjoys a bit of cheeky banter. With 'Your Best Position? Bench Warmer, printed boldly on the front, is the perfect way to poke fun at yourself or someone else who always seems to be “rested” on match day.
Made for lovers of the beautiful game, this white 10oz ceramic mug is as sharp as your mate’s Sunday League excuses and twice as satisfying when filled with your favourite brew.
Ideal for tea, coffee, or a post-match cuppa, it's a cracking gift for football fans with a good sense of humour.
Product Features
10oz high-quality ceramic mug
White finish with bold, full-colour print
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Classic shape with a sturdy handle – just right for halftime tea
Designed in the UK with proper football humour in mind
Perfect For
Football fans who love a bit of banter
Sunday League legends and benchwarmers alike
Secret Santa gifts and stocking fillers
Birthdays, team prizes, or just because it’s funny
Anyone who's ever been “rested”... again
So whether you're buying it for yourself, your mate who hasn't seen the pitch since pre-season, or the manager who insists you're “an impact sub,” this mug will surely raise a smile.
Grab yours today and bring some footy fun to your next brew break – because every squad needs a good Bench Warmer.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Absolutely! Mugs are a brilliant gift for football lovers, especially ones with a sense of humour. Our ‘Bench Warmer’ mug is ideal for those who enjoy football banter and love a cuppa during the game. It’s personal, practical, and guaranteed to get a laugh.
Yes, this mug makes a great centrepiece for a gift set. Pair it with their favourite tea or coffee, a packet of biscuits, or even a pair of novelty football socks for a themed surprise. It’s perfect for birthdays, Secret Santa, or even end-of-season awards.
They do, especially when it’s got personality. A funny football mug like this is a great choice for your mate, brother, partner or coach. It shows you’ve thought about what they enjoy and adds a playful touch to their morning brew.
Unlike generic merchandise, this mug adds a humorous twist that’s relatable to anyone who’s ever warmed the bench. It’s designed in the UK with proper football banter in mind, making it stand out from typical footy gifts.
Definitely. Whether it’s a stocking filler, Secret Santa gift or part of a birthday surprise, this mug hits the spot. It’s affordable, funny, and practical, making it a go-to present for football fans at any time of year.
Looking for the perfect gift for a football fan who loves a laugh? Our 'Your Best Position? Bench Warmer' 10oz mug is a guaranteed winner for anyone who knows their way around a dugout more than a penalty box.
Whether it's for your Sunday League pal, your football-mad partner, or a mate who hasn't touched the ball all season, this mug delivers serious banter with every brew.
Crafted from durable white ceramic, this high-quality 10oz mug is ideal for tea, coffee or any half-time refreshment. It's microwave and dishwasher safe, making it as practical as it is funny, perfect for everyday use at home, in the office, or even the changing room.
✅ 10oz premium ceramic mug with a glossy white finish
✅ Bold 'Your Best Position? Bench Warmer' design that won’t fade
✅ Dishwasher and microwave safe for everyday convenience
✅ Sturdy handle for a comfy grip – no fumbles here
✅ Designed and printed in the UK with proper football banter in mind
🎯 Football fans of all ages who love a bit of sideline humour
🎯 Sunday League legends (or those who think they are!)
🎯 Birthday gifts for mates who never make the starting XI
🎯 Secret Santa presents or team joke gifts that always score
🎯 Coaches, players, subs, and especially that one mate who always forgets their boots
Whether you’re shopping for a birthday, Christmas, a team celebration, or just fancy giving your football group chat something to laugh about, this mug hits the back of the net every time.
It's the ideal pick for fans who embrace the funnier side of football, and know that every squad needs a proper Bench Warmer.
Don’t sit on the sidelines, order yours today and make someone’s next brew a proper laugh!
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