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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and made to last.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
If you’re a football-loving parent who enjoys a bit of classic footy banter with the kids, this mug is made for you. Featuring the brilliantly baffling quote, “We Lost Because We Didn’t Win” supposedly from the legend himself, Cristiano Ronaldo, it’s the perfect mix of humour and head-scratching honesty.
Whether you’re sipping your morning brew before the Saturday match or keeping warm on the touchline, this 10oz mug is a brilliant way to show off your love of the beautiful game with a grin.
It's white, bold, and guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone who knows that sometimes, football logic is anything but logical.
10oz ceramic mug with a high-gloss finish
Printed with the quote “We Lost Because We Didn’t Win – Cristiano Ronaldo”
Designed and printed in the UK
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Comes in white with bold, crisp lettering
Packed securely and ready to gift or enjoy yourself
Football-loving parents who don’t take it all too seriously
Dads and mums with a sense of humour about the game
Kids who love winding up their parents with silly footy quotes
Sunday league coaches with a mug collection as strong as their starting XI
Birthday gifts, Father’s Day, Christmas or just because football is life
Whether you're the coach on the sidelines, the parent in the stands or the armchair pundit shouting at the telly, this mug is your new matchday companion. It’s a brilliant reminder that in football, as in life, sometimes you don’t win.
Add it to your mug shelf or surprise your favourite football fanatic with a gift they’ll genuinely laugh at and use.
Grab yours today and keep the beautiful game brewing.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Yes, mugs are a brilliant Christmas gift, especially when they’re packed with personality. A funny football mug is a great stocking filler for parents who love the game and appreciate a good laugh.
Absolutely. If the mug is tailored to their personality or interests, like football, it becomes a thoughtful and fun present they’ll actually use every day.
You can pair your football mug with a box of tea, some hot chocolate sachets, or even wrap it alongside some novelty football socks or a mini ball. It’s a small gesture that turns into a great gift bundle.
Use a sturdy box with plenty of padding around the mug, and tie it all together with ribbon or wrap for that extra special touch. Many retailers also offer gift boxing as an add-on.
People love mugs that make them feel something, whether it’s nostalgia, humour or simply a daily ritual. A football mug with a funny quote speaks directly to someone’s passion and becomes a go-to favourite in no time.
If you're looking for a laugh-out-loud gift for a football-loving parent, look no further. This hilarious 10oz mug featuring the quote “We Lost Because We Didn’t Win – Cristiano Ronaldo” is perfect for anyone who lives and breathes football, yet doesn't take it too seriously. Whether it’s post-match tea or a morning coffee before kick-off, this mug delivers a dose of football banter with every sip.
Designed for mums, dads and footy-mad parents who know all too well the ups and downs of the beautiful game, this mug is a guaranteed conversation starter. It’s also ideal for winding up the kids, teammates or fellow coaches with a quote that perfectly sums up the rollercoaster of football logic.
This mug isn’t just funny, it’s functional, thoughtful and ready to make someone’s day. It fits seamlessly into any football fanatic’s kitchen cupboard and stands out as a top-notch gift that shows you really get their sense of humour. Whether you're buying it as a treat for yourself or gifting it to the football-mad legend in your life, this mug is the ultimate way to celebrate your love for the game with a smile.
Order now to score the perfect present for any football fan who knows that sometimes, the post-match analysis makes about as much sense as this quote. Because in football, as in life, we’ve all had days when... we didn’t win.
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