Messi, Ronaldo…Nah ’My Dads the Real Goat! | 10oz / 285ml, White Ceramic Mug, Microwave & Dishwasher Safe, Perfect For Your Morning Brew
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Here’s one for the dads who reckon they’ve still got it. Whether they’re watching Match of the Day with a brew in hand or shouting football clichés from the sidelines, this 10oz mug is the perfect way to show them a bit of love and a lot of banter.
With the cheeky slogan 'Messi, Ronaldo… Nah, My Dad’s the Real GOAT!' boldly printed on the front, it’s a brilliant gift from the kids to a footy-mad dad who deserves legendary status – even if his Sunday League days are long behind him.
Made for the kitchen cupboard, the office desk or pride of place next to the telly, this mug is a daily reminder that, to the kids, Dad is better than any Ballon d’Or winner.
It’s funny, heartfelt and a bit cheeky – just like him.
Product Features
• Classic 10oz ceramic mug
• Bold slogan design printed on one side
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Comes in clean white for a crisp, modern look
• Designed and printed in the UK
• Shipped in smash-proof packaging for safe delivery
Perfect for
• Kids who want to make their football-loving dad smile
• Birthdays, Father’s Day or just because
• Dads who love a brew and a bit of banter
• Football fans who think GOAT status belongs at home
Whether it’s his morning coffee, half-time tea or just something to make him grin during a dull nil-nil draw, this mug is guaranteed to hit the back of the net.
Order yours today and give Dad the ultimate upgrade, because no one tops him when it comes to football heroes.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Messi, Ronaldo…Nah ’My Dads the Real Goat FAQs
Are mugs a good gift for dads who love football?
Are mugs a good gift for dads who love football?
Absolutely. This mug is designed specifically for football-loving dads and makes a brilliant gift for birthdays, Father’s Day or Christmas. It’s a funny, personal way to show appreciation and celebrate his football obsession.
What other gifts can I pair with this mug?
What other gifts can I pair with this mug?
If you want to build a thoughtful gift set, you could pair this mug with a pack of his favourite tea or coffee, a football-themed coaster, a mini football trivia book or even tickets to a local match. It’s a great centrepiece for a personalised present.
Do men actually enjoy receiving mugs as gifts?
Do men actually enjoy receiving mugs as gifts?
Yes, especially when the mug is tailored to their personality. A football-themed mug with a cheeky message like this one shows thought and humour, which makes it far more memorable than a generic gift.
Is this mug suitable as a Christmas gift?
Is this mug suitable as a Christmas gift?
Definitely. With its bold slogan and everyday practicality, this mug makes an excellent stocking filler or Secret Santa present for any dad who lives and breathes football. It’s both funny and functional, the ideal festive combo.
Can mugs be used for things other than hot drinks?
Can mugs be used for things other than hot drinks?
They can. While this one’s perfect for a tea or coffee break, it could also hold pens on his work desk or sweets on the kitchen side. But let’s be honest, it’ll probably be his go-to mug for matchday brews
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Football 10oz Mug – ‘Messi, Ronaldo… Nah, My Dad’s the Real GOAT!’
Looking for the perfect gift for a football-loving dad who thinks he’s still got Premier League tekkers? This hilarious 10oz ceramic mug proudly declares what every kid truly believes – Dad is the greatest of all time. Whether he’s glued to the match, coaching from the sidelines or just shouting advice at the telly, this mug is the ultimate nod to his football greatness.
With the bold and cheeky slogan ‘Messi, Ronaldo… Nah, My Dad’s the Real GOAT!’ printed on the front, it’s guaranteed to raise a smile with every sip. It’s not just a mug, it’s a funny, thoughtful gift that makes a real statement and celebrates the unsung hero of the beautiful game… Dad.
⚽ Perfect for football-loving dads
This mug has been designed with football-mad fathers in mind. It’s ideal for:
- 🎁 Birthday surprises that make him laugh
- 👨👧 Father’s Day gifts from the kids
- 🎄 Christmas stocking fillers with real personality
- 👍 Just-because treats for the dad who’s always pitch-side
- ☕ Daily brews at home, at work or during the big match
🏆 Product features
- ✅ Classic 10oz ceramic mug – the perfect everyday size
- ✅ Bold slogan printed on one side for maximum impact
- ✅ Clean white finish that suits any kitchen or desk
- ✅ Dishwasher and microwave safe – built for real life
- ✅ Designed and printed in the UK with care
- ✅ Securely packed to arrive in perfect condition
Whether you’re shopping for your own kids to gift their footy-obsessed dad or you're a parent who wants a fun nod to their football status, this mug is a brilliant choice. It's personal, funny and functional, a winning combination that will be used and appreciated every single day.
Don’t settle for socks again this year. If you're ready to give a present with personality, this football mug is a guaranteed crowd-pleaser. Order now and give the dad in your life the recognition he truly deserves – GOAT style.
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