If Football Was Easy You’d Be Good at It | 10oz / 285ml, White Ceramic Mug, Microwave & Dishwasher Safe, Perfect For Your Morning Brew
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Some mugs are made for coffee. This one’s made for comebacks. Whether sipping tea before kick-off or enjoying a brew after a 5-a-side thrashing, this cheeky football mug delivers a perfect blend of banter and boldness.
Featuring the brutally honest slogan "If Football Was Easy You’d Be Good at It", it’s a proper nod to the beautiful game—and those who think they’re better than they are.
Crafted for those who live and breathe football, this 10oz white ceramic mug isn’t just about making your mates laugh.
It’s dishwasher-safe, banter-approved, and built for everyday use—on match days and Mondays.
Product Features
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Bold, funny football slogan: "If Football Was Easy You’d Be Good at It"
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Premium quality 10oz white ceramic mug
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Dishwasher and microwave safe
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Designed for daily tea, coffee, or post-match hot chocolate
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Printed in the UK with crisp, durable text
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Arrives in protective packaging, ready to gift (or keep for yourself)
Perfect for
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Football lovers with a sense of humour
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Banter kings and queens in the group chat
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Coaches, teammates, and armchair pundits
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Birthday gifts for footie fans
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Secret Santa or stocking fillers for sports lovers
Whether you’re top of the league or firmly rooted at the bottom, this mug is a must-have for anyone who can dish it and take it. Add a bit of football-flavoured sass to your morning brew—or surprise a mate who needs bringing down a peg (or three).
Score big on laughs—grab yours today and let the mug do the talking.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
If Football Was Easy You’d Be Good at It FAQs
Do men actually like receiving mugs as gifts?
Do men actually like receiving mugs as gifts?
Yes, especially when they’re funny, football-themed, and packed with personality. Whether it's for a mate, brother, or colleague, a witty mug like "If Football Was Easy You’d Be Good at It" hits the sweet spot of humour and usefulness.
What can I pair with a mug to make it an even better gift?
What can I pair with a mug to make it an even better gift?
To elevate your gift, consider adding a small box of luxury teabags, some artisan biscuits, or even a football-themed coaster. For an extra special touch, you can also take advantage of our gift boxing service and include a personalised note.
Are mugs still a good gift for Christmas or Secret Santa?
Are mugs still a good gift for Christmas or Secret Santa?
Absolutely. A funny, relatable mug is one of the easiest go-to gifts for Secret Santa, especially when you don’t know someone too well. Our football mug is ideal for bringing laughs to the office, clubhouse, or family Christmas.
Is this mug suitable for daily use or just as a novelty?
Is this mug suitable for daily use or just as a novelty?
This isn’t just a novelty item, it’s a fully functional 10oz ceramic mug that’s dishwasher and microwave safe. It’s made for daily tea breaks, pre-match coffees, or halftime hot chocolates.
Can I send this mug directly as a gift?
Can I send this mug directly as a gift?
Yes, you can. We offer secure packaging and optional gift boxing, meaning you can send it straight to the lucky recipient’s door. Just tick the gifting option at checkout and leave your personal message, we’ll handle the rest.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Football 10oz Mug – "If Football Was Easy You’d Be Good at It"
Inject some top-tier banter into your brew with this bold and brilliant football mug. Featuring the cheeky slogan "If Football Was Easy You’d Be Good at It", this 10oz ceramic mug is the perfect pick for anyone who lives and breathes football, and isn't afraid to have a laugh while they're at it.
Whether it’s a dig at a mate’s dodgy first touch or a playful jab at someone who never quite made the squad, this mug delivers daily entertainment with every sip.
It’s more than just a cuppa – it’s a conversation starter, a gift with attitude, and a great way to show your love for the beautiful game with a bit of tongue-in-cheek humour.
⚽ Who’s it for?
This mug is made for:
- 😂 The footie fan who can dish out the banter (and take it back!)
- ⚽ Players, coaches, and teammates who live in boots and shin pads
- 🎮 FIFA obsessives who never leave career mode
- 🏆 Office mates who think their Sunday League side is Premier League quality
- 👕 Anyone who’d rather wear a football shirt than a proper one
🎁 Perfect Gift Occasions
Looking for a present that’ll guarantee a grin? This mug is a brilliant football-themed gift for:
- 🎂 Birthdays
- 🎅 Secret Santa and Christmas stockings
- 👬 Groomsmen and best mates
- 🎉 End-of-season awards or team thank yous
- 📦 Just-because gifts for the football-obsessed
📝 Product Features
- ☕ 10oz white ceramic mug
- 🖨️ Printed in the UK with a high-quality, durable design
- 💦 Dishwasher and microwave safe
- 📦 Securely packaged for gifting or delivery direct to the recipient
From the terraces to the tea break, this mug’s got your football fix covered. Whether you’re buying for a mate, brother, colleague or even yourself, it’s the ultimate way to blend your love of the game with your daily brew.
Don’t just talk a good game—sip one. Order now and give the gift of football banter that lasts all year round.
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