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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Here’s one for the football fan with a love of classic quotes and proper footy banter. Our 10oz ceramic mug features Ian Rush’s famously baffling line about his time in Italy, a statement so brilliantly obvious that it has become legendary among fans. Whether you’re buying it for yourself or gifting it to a football-mad parent, this mug delivers a perfect brew with a chuckle.
This mug is more than just a container for tea or coffee; it's a symbol of warmth and comfort. It’s a nod to the kind of off-the-cuff footy gold that keeps the game entertaining long after the final whistle.
A great conversation starter in the kitchen or at the breakfast table, it’s ideal for parents who enjoy poking fun at the beautiful game and sharing that humour with their kids.
Product Features
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10oz high-quality ceramic mug
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Printed with a crisp, full-wrap Ian Rush quote
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Dishwasher and microwave safe
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Available in white
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Designed and printed in the UK
Perfect For
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Football-loving mums and dads who enjoy a laugh
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Parents passing on their love of football to the next generation
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Anyone who appreciates football’s most unforgettable soundbites
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A cheeky birthday or Father’s Day gift
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A fun addition to your home mug collection
Add a bit of football wit to your morning routine or surprise a loved one with a mug that celebrates the funny side of the game.
Whether it lives in the office, the kitchen, or pitch-side at Saturday matches, this mug is guaranteed to raise a smile.
Grab yours today and enjoy your brew with a side of football banter.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
I Couldn’t Settle in Italy FAQs
Are mugs good Christmas gifts?

Are mugs good Christmas gifts?
Absolutely. A well-chosen mug adds a personal touch to Christmas gifting, especially when it’s got a bit of football banter printed on the front. It’s a perfect stocking filler for football-mad dads and mums.
Do guys like mugs as a gift?

Do guys like mugs as a gift?
Yes, especially when the mug has a clever or funny quote. Football fans, in particular, love items that reflect their passion for the game, and this one is spot on for dads, grandads or football coaches.
What to give with a mug as a gift?

What to give with a mug as a gift?
Pair it with their favourite tea or coffee, a box of biscuits or even a voucher to their local football club’s shop. Or elevate the experience by adding our optional Cows Corner gift boxing for that special finishing touch.
What else can you use a mug for?

What else can you use a mug for?
Aside from sipping tea or coffee, mugs make great desk organisers, pen holders, or even somewhere to keep spare change, especially handy for the Sunday league football fund!
What makes a mug a thoughtful gift?

What makes a mug a thoughtful gift?
It’s all in the message. A quote that makes someone laugh or feel understood shows you’ve picked something just for them. Our football mugs nail that sentiment with humour, nostalgia and love for the beautiful game.
Funny Football 10oz Mug – Ian Rush Quote
Inject some classic football humour into your morning brew with our Funny Football 10oz Mug featuring one of the most unforgettable quotes in football history. With Ian Rush’s brilliant one-liner, “I couldn’t settle in Italy, it was like living in a foreign country”, printed boldly on the front, this mug is the perfect blend of wit and football nostalgia.
🎯 Made for Football-Loving Parents
This mug isn’t just a cup, it’s a conversation starter. It’s made for parents who live and breathe football and who can’t resist sharing a bit of footy banter with their kids. Whether it’s post-match tea, early morning coffee, or a quiet cuppa while reading the back pages, this mug is guaranteed to raise a smile every time.
Designed to fit seamlessly into the daily routine of football families, it’s a clever gift choice for any parent who has passed their love of the game on to the next generation. If you're the kind of dad or mum who knows your offside trap from your false nine, this mug deserves a place in your kitchen cupboard.
🎁 Perfect Gift for Any Occasion
Looking for the ideal gift for a football fan? This mug is a top pick for:
- ⚽ Father’s Day – for dads who appreciate classic footy quotes
- 🎂 Birthdays – a funny and thoughtful present for football-mad parents
- 🎄 Christmas – ideal stocking filler or Secret Santa gift
- 👏 Thank yous – for coaches, Sunday league heroes or football teachers
- 🏆 End-of-season gifts – for the footy mum or dad who never misses a match
It’s also perfect for treating yourself, especially if your mornings start with football podcasts and end with Match of the Day. This mug is the ultimate nod to football’s quirkiest moments and the characters that make it so beloved.
☕ Product Features
- ✅ 10oz high-quality ceramic mug
- ✅ Bold, high-resolution print of the Ian Rush quote
- ✅ Suitable for dishwashers and microwaves
- ✅ Classic white finish to suit any kitchen
- ✅ Designed and printed in the UK
Whether it’s going to a football-obsessed parent, a mate who loves the banter, or sitting proudly on your own work desk, this mug brings together humour, nostalgia, and everyday practicality. It’s a gift that hits the back of the net every time.
Score yours today and give the gift of laughter, loyalty, and a perfectly brewed cuppa – the football way.

Design Your Own AI Designed Product
products | ai designs
Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.

Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
products | gift boxes
Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.

Funny Sports Hoodies
products | hoodies
Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour

Funny Sports Mugs
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

T-shirt With a Smile
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

Upload Your Own Images to Products
product | own images
Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget

Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.