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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and made to last.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
If you’ve ever watched a mate miss an open goal and thought “No VAR needed, that was just terrible," this is the mug for you. Whether it’s five-a-side disasters, Sunday league howlers or watching the pros fluff it on telly, this mug captures the kind of banter that makes football what it is.
Our ‘No VAR Needed You’re Just Terrible’ mug is the ultimate sideline companion made for fans who live for the laughs as much as the goals. It’s cheeky, brutally honest and perfect for that post-match brew.
The bold slogan on the front is guaranteed to raise a smile – or spark some classic dressing room debate.
Crafted from high-quality ceramic in a clean white finish, this 10oz mug is as sturdy as a rock-solid centre back and ready to handle every half-time cuppa or morning kick-off.
Product Features
10oz ceramic mug with a crisp white finish
Bold and funny football-themed slogan
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Designed and printed in the UK
Delivered in protective packaging
Perfect For
Football fans who love a bit of banter
Sunday league players with thick skin
Coaches who’ve seen it all
Dads, brothers, mates or colleagues who think they’re Messi
Gifting to your team’s worst finisher
So, whether you’re looking to wind someone up in the nicest possible way or want to sip your tea with a side of football humour, this mug delivers every time.
Add it to your basket today and bring some proper football banter to brew time.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Absolutely. A mug with a funny football slogan is perfect for fans who enjoy matchday banter, whether they play Sunday league or shout at the telly. It’s a practical and personal gift that adds a laugh to their daily brew.
This mug makes a brilliant stand-alone gift, but you can also pair it with their favourite tea, coffee or biscuits for an added touch. Or go all out and create a football-themed gift box including this mug, snacks and a matchday programme.
Yes, especially when the mug has a bit of humour and personality. Football-loving men will appreciate the joke and use the mug regularly, whether at home, in the office or after a kickabout.
Definitely. With its cheeky slogan, this mug is ideal for Secret Santa, stocking fillers or a funny Christmas morning surprise. It works well for mates, colleagues or anyone in your team.
Aside from tea and coffee, this mug can double up as a desk tidy, pen holder or even somewhere to stash your matchday change. It’s as useful as it is amusing.
If you're shopping for a football fan who loves a bit of banter, this mug is an absolute winner. Whether it's for your five-a-side mate who thinks he’s Premier League quality but performs like a pub team striker, or your football-mad partner who can dish it out as well as take it, this hilarious mug hits the back of the net every time.
The bold slogan "No VAR Needed You’re Just Terrible" is printed on a crisp white ceramic mug and makes the perfect talking point over tea, coffee or that essential post-match brew. Ideal for gifting or keeping for yourself, this mug offers a cheeky reminder that sometimes the ref isn’t the problem – it’s just a terrible first touch.
Whether you're shopping for a Christmas gift that’ll get a laugh, a birthday present for your team’s worst finisher, or just want to stir the pot at work with a mug that says what everyone's thinking, this one is spot on. It’s not just a mug – it’s a moment of truth served with every cuppa.
Order yours today and score the perfect gift for the football lover in your life. No need to check the replay – this one’s a guaranteed crowd-pleaser.
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